(07-08-2014, 03:12 PM)Warren Castille Wrote:(07-08-2014, 03:10 PM)Dogberry Wrote: It's OK, Hornet. Now that my legs are gone, there's no need for the jealousy. You no longer have to feel bad about those cellulite-covered tree trunks you call legs.
Call them what you will, Doggie, but you still wish she'd <redacted> your <redacted> with those trunks.
No way. She's crazy. Long ago, my father pulled me aside and said "Son, let me impart upon you the wisdom of the ages. Never stick your <redacted> in crazy."
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