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g0ne · **04-15-2015, 01:11 PM**

Your character has been forced to babysit a bunch of kids for a day. No, they can't back out if it. Yes, they may bring along someone else (another person's character, an NPC, another of your own characters etc.) to babysit with them. Notice that while some kids are cute and sweet, some may call your character 'butthead' and throw things at them.Â

What happens?

Cynel1 · **04-15-2015, 01:12 PM**

Try to keepÂ Calm.

Hyakki · **04-15-2015, 01:16 PM**

"I don't want children any more..."

Domri Blackblade · **04-15-2015, 01:20 PM**

Melodia · **04-15-2015, 01:23 PM**

Melodia looked around at the kids, some sitting calmly and respectfully, others screaming and throwing things. She felt her breathing hot and rapid. The stress levels rising, her fists balled up and her teeth gnashing. She looked to the rambunctious kids and finally a roar came forth.

"Oh fer th' love o' gods! Stop! Stop 'fore I toss ye t' the kobolds! I've seen pirates act more behaved than th' lot o' ye!"

The kids looked shocked and she took a deep breath. She gestured to the sofa and hissed. "Now sit! An'....study 'r somethin'!" She watched the kids shuffle and then went to the kitchen for a drink. A stiff one. Being a Yellowjacket was easier than this was.

Hehe I just thought a little story would help explain her thoughts better than a sentence would. Smile

Titor · **04-15-2015, 01:31 PM**

Sleep Geometries. Sleep geometries erryware.

Baring that, he would probably go to the one person heÂ knows who has small children...

LILI HALP.

If he was babysitting her children well, RIP Titor.

Hammersmith · **04-15-2015, 01:41 PM**

Parvacake · **04-15-2015, 01:47 PM**

(04-15-2015, 01:31 PM)Titor Wrote: Sleep Geometries. Sleep geometries erryware.

Baring that, he would probably go to the one person heÂ knows who has small children...

LILI HALP.

If he was babysitting her children well, RIP Titor.

Ado would destroy him. Just saying. Mikh'a would probably just want to play with the buttons of his lab coat but that would require holding him lol

Aduu Avagnar · **04-15-2015, 01:50 PM**

Nako would probably set them to work like he did Kurt. I mean what kid doesnt want to get paid to go spy on someone?

Verad · **04-15-2015, 01:51 PM**

The children are all taken to the Quicksand and used as cast-members in an increasingly elaborate sales pitch, in which half of all revenue is donated to the Ul'dahn Society for Underprivileged Ala Mhigan Orphans.

Nebbs · **04-15-2015, 02:01 PM**

Something like this

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Jerciex · **04-15-2015, 03:08 PM**

Delni would put them outside of house, to chocobo stables if situation is bad... She will spank worst onesÂ Tongue

Kurt S. · **04-15-2015, 06:23 PM**

The funny thing is....Kurt's already been through this before. But it was just one relatively agreeable 6 year old. Kids love stories right he'll just need regale them with tales of his contracts and just tweak the facts a little, maybe put in some Â morals or some shit. Or yanno show em warriors can wreck the face of a waterfall or sumtin.

Ramona has the deep sleep trait for a reason.

Expect U'Kihl/Keil to actually be in a cardboard fort with the kids.

Effie...that lalafell will just get swarmed.

I can imagine Nah easily becoming the ringleader of the children...and they're all out of the house on an adventure...twelve have mercy.

Parvacake · **04-15-2015, 06:25 PM**

All of my characters are used to kids except Theadora, my elezen. Who would awkwardly pat it on the head and stick it in a corner with whatever toy like thing she could find to keep them busy.

Qhora Bajihri · **04-15-2015, 07:52 PM**

What Domri said.

She'd probably just let them wallow in their own filth and scream themselves into exhaustion until someone came to retrieve them, leaving a big pile of snacks in a bowl like dog food, depending on their age and capacity to feed themselves. Really little babies, she might actually be okay with, since they're just loud plants at that point, water them and prune their butts, repeat ad nauseam until parents return.

But really, don't leave kids with Qhora. She's mighty likely to smother them to save them from the world and teach their parents a lesson.

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