Gogonji: Supposed self-proclaimed super-smart egotistical prick doesn't fact-check and goes on a warpath that risks throwing all of Eorzea under the bus for his own personal agenda. Not the least bit apologetic afterward, still wants to use Eorzea as a weapon.
Chachanji: Childish dunce reads too many storybooks, wants to be a hero, and throws a tantrum when his father wants him to do real work. Runs away from home because "SCREW YOU DAD" and only has second thoughts after the Garleans burn his home down.
Judge: LIZARD GRANDPA HIDES FROM OVERLY DRAMATIC PAST BEHIND DARK ARMOR AND LOUD NOISES. ALSO HORSE.
Chachanji: Childish dunce reads too many storybooks, wants to be a hero, and throws a tantrum when his father wants him to do real work. Runs away from home because "SCREW YOU DAD" and only has second thoughts after the Garleans burn his home down.
Judge: LIZARD GRANDPA HIDES FROM OVERLY DRAMATIC PAST BEHIND DARK ARMOR AND LOUD NOISES. ALSO HORSE.