Ooh! Ooh! I had a party last night with a WHM that had a dozen-line benediction macro. Not a lie, it drew an ASCII cat and had a dozen sound effects crammed in at the end, complete with "I JUST SAVED YOUR ASS WITH {Benediction}!"
I got a fucking ear-and-eyeful of it because the healer would much rather stay in Cleric's and holy bomb, opting to only heal me with Bene before dying. Of course, animation lock, so if it didn't fire they'd just mash the button. THAT was real great during the second boss of Qarn HM, as my log became row after row of chat spam complete with overlapping sound effects AND the implication they "saved" me instead of doing their god damned job.
Hey, healers. I get it. DPS is a thing. I appreciate you for it! But don't act like you're saving anyone by not healing at all and then did me a favor by using Benediction after I've hit Invincible because holy shit, I dropped below 2k health without a single cure.
RARGH MY LIFE IS SO HARD
I got a fucking ear-and-eyeful of it because the healer would much rather stay in Cleric's and holy bomb, opting to only heal me with Bene before dying. Of course, animation lock, so if it didn't fire they'd just mash the button. THAT was real great during the second boss of Qarn HM, as my log became row after row of chat spam complete with overlapping sound effects AND the implication they "saved" me instead of doing their god damned job.
Hey, healers. I get it. DPS is a thing. I appreciate you for it! But don't act like you're saving anyone by not healing at all and then did me a favor by using Benediction after I've hit Invincible because holy shit, I dropped below 2k health without a single cure.
RARGH MY LIFE IS SO HARD