Nameless fruit-themed computer company.
Fruit: We're coming out with this new [flurble!] stuff, we want you to be [verbable!]. Here's what you need to do. By the way, can you do it by next week?
Us: Um... Yeah? This looks okay.
(6 days later)
Fruit: That looks great! Can you make this one change? It's very minor...
Us: Um... You want us to change the underlying architecture of what we do?
Fruit: Well, you don't need to have it, strictly speaking, until next week...
(6 days later)
Fruit: Oh! We forgot to tell you, you need to call this API.
Us: We don't see this API in your library.
Fruit: Riiiiight. You'll need this file, which we've only just remembered to send you. Here it is.
Us: It's not working.
Fruit: Yeah, because we haven't turned on the web service that makes it work.
Us: How will we test it?
Fruit: Don't worry, we'll turn it on about 3-4 days before the new OS goes live.
Us: So you want us to test this new stuff, build an app, get it to you, get it reviewed, and shipped, all within this 3-4 day window that you turn this on?
Fruit: Yeah!
Us: ...
Fruit: We're coming out with this new [flurble!] stuff, we want you to be [verbable!]. Here's what you need to do. By the way, can you do it by next week?
Us: Um... Yeah? This looks okay.
(6 days later)
Fruit: That looks great! Can you make this one change? It's very minor...
Us: Um... You want us to change the underlying architecture of what we do?
Fruit: Well, you don't need to have it, strictly speaking, until next week...
(6 days later)
Fruit: Oh! We forgot to tell you, you need to call this API.
Us: We don't see this API in your library.
Fruit: Riiiiight. You'll need this file, which we've only just remembered to send you. Here it is.
Us: It's not working.
Fruit: Yeah, because we haven't turned on the web service that makes it work.
Us: How will we test it?
Fruit: Don't worry, we'll turn it on about 3-4 days before the new OS goes live.
Us: So you want us to test this new stuff, build an app, get it to you, get it reviewed, and shipped, all within this 3-4 day window that you turn this on?
Fruit: Yeah!
Us: ...