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Old man enters his mid-life crisis 30 years too late.

Nathan: Raised by spoony bards, decided that the highest calling was to be a living cliche'.

 

Magma: Spoiled brat mooches off brothers, loses gravy train when they get killed, then tramps it up to survive, and now still tramps it up just with more experience at doing so.

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STEEL: Loudmouth hornball widower tries to follow her late-husband's example at being a hero, ends up just wandering around like Ryu but with slightly more personality and huuuuuuge...

 

...eyes.

 

CASTLE: Ishgardian servant maiden and bodyguard runs from dragons, gets bored of Gridania, tries to become an adventurer and a servant maiden again. Still runs from dragons.

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Oh my gosh I love reading all these so much! Trying to mush a whole lot about a character's history into one dumb-sounding sentence is the purest form of art.

 

 

Arblis: Overconfident catgirl fails to understand the concept of bullying.

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Liadan - Illiterate redneck accidentally murders entire village (and sundry), then discovers that maybe outsiders aren't actually the devil.

 

I remember part of me secretly always wanting to RP with you because your character just looked nice(I guess that was why anyways). Now I'm scared.

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Liadan - Illiterate redneck accidentally murders entire village (and sundry), then discovers that maybe outsiders aren't actually the devil.

 

I remember part of me secretly always wanting to RP with you because your character just looked nice(I guess that was why anyways). Now I'm scared.

 

I swear to god it was an accident!

 

Liadan is MUCH less racist now. Promise. Scout's honor! D:

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Country bumpkin gets kidnapped and raised by pirates, kills best friend through sheer incompetence, develops delusions of grandeur despite said - or on account of - said incompetence.

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Sounsyy: A girl who dreamed of fighting monsters grows up battling monsters she did not anticipate.

 

Razia: Married a man who loved her business more than her. Divorced said man... and said business, too.

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Vaughn Antain: Whore is bought by pirate and becomes a murderer.

 

Rosalie Rousseau: Pirate becomes a whore and murders out of boredom.

 

Remioux Beauvais: Orphaned alcoholic Garlean is a selfish prick.

How about your next one is a whore that buys a pirate.

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Setoh Aliapoh: How evil can become a valid default lifestyle choice for someone who holds fast to their lack of ambition; Can he maintain this now that he's won ambition in a triple triad game?

 

C'kayah Polaali: A cautionary tale on the dangers of love; How to grow fat and wealthy by virtue of having a tongue faster than Muhammad Ali and sweeter than Dolly Parton - in their youths!

 

Armistead Moreau: You've trained your entire life in order to safeguard your family by exercising your Charles Atlasesque powers of suspicion. Now that they are gone, where will you go?

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