111 Posted October 2, 2014 Share #1 Posted October 2, 2014 FFXIV is a large expansive world, but there is one thing it seems to lack, toilets. Not just toilets, no chamber pots, outhouses, latrines, etc. How does your character deal with living in this strange toiletless world? Does anyone even poop in eorzea? Do miqote bury it like cats? Does it return to the aether like a slain primal? Has anyone spotted an elusive toilet somewhere in the wild? 1 Link to comment
Melodia Posted October 2, 2014 Share #2 Posted October 2, 2014 Damn it Nat! I was in the middle of a very important ERP meeting and now I am vexed by your question...... Link to comment
111 Posted October 2, 2014 Author Share #3 Posted October 2, 2014 Damn it Nat! I was in the middle of a very important ERP meeting and now I am vexed by your question...... Remember if you wouldn't poop in public, you shouldn't poop in /say. 1 Link to comment
Kage Posted October 2, 2014 Share #4 Posted October 2, 2014 ... now I feel like I need to make a room in the FC house for toilets/latrines/something. I JUST NPC THE TOILETS D: Link to comment
111 Posted October 2, 2014 Author Share #5 Posted October 2, 2014 ... now I feel like I need to make a room in the FC house for toilets/latrines/something. I JUST NPC THE TOILETS D: Wait, you poop on NPCs? You monster. Link to comment
Kage Posted October 2, 2014 Share #6 Posted October 2, 2014 No you doof. I just npc that toilets exist. : Link to comment
Maril Posted October 2, 2014 Share #7 Posted October 2, 2014 I always suspected that these things here at nanawa mines were toilets for tiny people: http://puu.sh/bWrCj/19d60b6f90.jpg Maybe they removed that part of the anatomy? I mean they seem to have no problem with removing eyebrows and nipples..... D: Link to comment
ZindelloTarantella Posted October 2, 2014 Share #8 Posted October 2, 2014 Damn it Nat! I was in the middle of a very important ERP meeting and now I am vexed by your question...... Remember if you wouldn't poop in public, you shouldn't poop in /say. YOU! You made my laugh and get weird looks at work! :dazed::lol::lol: Link to comment
Kage Posted October 2, 2014 Share #9 Posted October 2, 2014 I can't follow Sastra's link T_T What is it! I must know where Kage can relieve himself. @_@ Or does he even need to. Link to comment
Melodia Posted October 2, 2014 Share #10 Posted October 2, 2014 I mean they seem to have no problem with removing............and nipples..... D: *Takes one knee and solemnly looks around* This.....this folks, is the real tragedy. Won't you take 5 minutes while worrying about the toilet problem and tell them....tell those SE folks, we need our nipples back. This has been a PSA brought to you by Nipple Awareness of Eorzea. This was endorsed by no candidate and was paid for by private funds. Link to comment
Aldotsk Posted October 2, 2014 Share #12 Posted October 2, 2014 FFXIV is a large expansive world, but there is one thing it seems to lack, toilets. Not just toilets, no chamber pots, outhouses, latrines, etc. How does your character deal with living in this strange toiletless world? Does anyone even poop in eorzea? Do miqote bury it like cats? Does it return to the aether like a slain primal? Has anyone spotted an elusive toilet somewhere in the wild? Sultana's chair Nat has done it. Link to comment
111 Posted October 2, 2014 Author Share #13 Posted October 2, 2014 I always suspected that these things here at nanawa mines were toilets for tiny people: http://puu.sh/bWrCj/19d60b6f90.jpg Maybe they removed that part of the anatomy? I mean they seem to have no problem with removing eyebrows and nipples..... D: That's why they're so bloated, it has nowhere to go. Eventually they explode. Link to comment
Kage Posted October 2, 2014 Share #15 Posted October 2, 2014 ...! What items are those layered together? Link to comment
111 Posted October 2, 2014 Author Share #16 Posted October 2, 2014 ...! What items are those layered together? Yes I must know! We can put Kage in there and free up a private room. Link to comment
Kage Posted October 2, 2014 Share #17 Posted October 2, 2014 ...! What items are those layered together? Yes I must know! We can put Kage in there and free up a private room. Why are you so mean :c Link to comment
TheLastCandle Posted October 2, 2014 Share #18 Posted October 2, 2014 You'll have to ask Ciel! That's her masterpiece. Link to comment
111 Posted October 2, 2014 Author Share #19 Posted October 2, 2014 Clearly no one has answered the second truly important question. Do tribal Miqo'tes bury their business in the sand. Link to comment
Lady Rivienne Posted October 2, 2014 Share #20 Posted October 2, 2014 don't know about anyone else but.. I know where Rivienne goes. Link to comment
TheLastCandle Posted October 2, 2014 Share #21 Posted October 2, 2014 Clearly no one has answered the second truly important question. Do tribal Miqo'tes bury their business in the sand. Kendha'to digs small latrines in the Twelveswood around his camp. They serve the secondary function of trapping the feet of would-be trespassers, with a squishy little surprise. I also just pulled that right out of my ass. Pun intended. Link to comment
Coatleque Posted October 2, 2014 Share #22 Posted October 2, 2014 don't know about anyone else but.. I know where Rivienne goes. Wow... just wow... Rivi, I think you answered all our questions with that picture alone. Link to comment
Olofantur Posted October 2, 2014 Share #23 Posted October 2, 2014 ...! What items are those layered together? http://chocoboconstructioncompany.com/glade-chair/ http://chocoboconstructioncompany.com/terracotta-pot/ + that little night stand I can't recall the name of Link to comment
111 Posted October 2, 2014 Author Share #24 Posted October 2, 2014 don't know about anyone else but.. I know where Rivienne goes. She goes in her pants, judging by that picture. Link to comment
TheLastCandle Posted October 2, 2014 Share #25 Posted October 2, 2014 don't know about anyone else but.. I know where Rivienne goes. She goes in her pants, judging by that picture. Implying Rivienne wears pants. Link to comment
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