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FFXIV is a large expansive world, but there is one thing it seems to lack, toilets. Not just toilets, no chamber pots, outhouses, latrines, etc.

 

How does your character deal with living in this strange toiletless world? Does anyone even poop in eorzea? Do miqote bury it like cats? Does it return to the aether like a slain primal?

 

Has anyone spotted an elusive toilet somewhere in the wild?

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I always suspected that these things here at nanawa mines were toilets for tiny people: http://puu.sh/bWrCj/19d60b6f90.jpg 

 

Maybe they removed that part of the anatomy? I mean they seem to have no problem with removing eyebrows and nipples..... D:

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I mean they seem to have no problem with removing............and nipples..... D:

 

 

*Takes one knee and solemnly looks around*

 

This.....this folks, is the real tragedy. Won't you take 5 minutes while worrying about the toilet problem and tell them....tell those SE folks, we need our nipples back.

 

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FFXIV is a large expansive world, but there is one thing it seems to lack, toilets. Not just toilets, no chamber pots, outhouses, latrines, etc.

 

How does your character deal with living in this strange toiletless world? Does anyone even poop in eorzea? Do miqote bury it like cats? Does it return to the aether like a slain primal?

 

Has anyone spotted an elusive toilet somewhere in the wild?

 

Sultana's chair

 

Nat has done it.

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I always suspected that these things here at nanawa mines were toilets for tiny people: http://puu.sh/bWrCj/19d60b6f90.jpg 

 

Maybe they removed that part of the anatomy? I mean they seem to have no problem with removing eyebrows and nipples..... D:

 

That's why they're so bloated, it has nowhere to go. Eventually they explode.

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Clearly no one has answered the second truly important question. Do tribal Miqo'tes bury their business in the sand.

 

Kendha'to digs small latrines in the Twelveswood around his camp. They serve the secondary function of trapping the feet of would-be trespassers, with a squishy little surprise.

 

I also just pulled that right out of my ass. Pun intended.

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