"He will bring the pain. He will bring the freshly-baked cookies. He will put all his foes in...
Don't forget to cringe.
Starring Kurt Steel as himself.
THE KURT LOCKER
Don't forget to cringe.
Starring Kurt Steel as himself.
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12-21-2015, 11:58 PM
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"He will bring the pain. He will bring the freshly-baked cookies. He will put all his foes in...
THE KURT LOCKER
Don't forget to cringe. Starring Kurt Steel as himself. |
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12-22-2015, 12:21 AM
One Man
One Plan
50 Miqo'te
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12-22-2015, 12:24 AM
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12-22-2015, 01:45 AM
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12-22-2015, 02:10 AM
Luca Yumitori: To reclaim her father's honor, she must become blacker than dusk.
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12-22-2015, 04:53 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-22-2015, 03:37 PM by Leanne.)
"A world of wonders and danger awaits one's arrival. It just takes one dream."
Leanne in A Realm Reborn. "How many times can you brush with death, until your luck finally runs out?" Leanne in Heavensward. Also a trailer, cause lawl, why not. "Forever walking forward, towards the ever distant horizon."
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12-23-2015, 02:34 PM
"In a world gone mad with Aether and Primals. Â One man struggles to ensure the Starlight deliveries keep arriving on time. Erah'sae Zhwan is The Postman"
*thwip* Â "Message for you, sir!" |
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12-23-2015, 03:23 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-23-2015, 03:24 PM by Dogberry.)
Dogberry: "I lost everything I had on The Syldrah that night. The man I was is gone now, sinking further and further down, and I reach out trying to save him. Looking back up at me, he asks one question: How deep will you go for Revenge?"
Iskierka: *pop music plays in the background* "Oh, I'm just you're average girl from around the way. You probably know a dozen like me. I like books, cats, and experimenting on voidsent. *pop music begins to change* In my spare time, I tell fortunes. You know, tarot cards, tea leaves, haruspicy, that kind of thing. *cut to Iskierka elbow deep in the intestines of an animal, pop music changes slightly* This is my family. My brothers take good care of me. My father is a bit kooky, y'know ever since sealing a voidsent inside me while carving symbols into my face with a knife. Family, am I right? That's why I wear this mask. But really... *Pop music is now more sinister, and the lyrics are in some creepy dead language.* Doesn't everyone wear some kind of mask?" No Gods and Precious Few Heroes |
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12-23-2015, 03:40 PM
Aaron -
"One day this guy will take life more seriously, and not see it all as a bad joke. He might not like what makes him change however." Kevin Gates - Told Me
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12-23-2015, 03:44 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-23-2015, 03:45 PM by Nebbs.)
Abandoned by her family
Raised by a strict master Suffered as her homeland was invaded and lost to war She is now alone in a new land, her Master having mysteriously vanished Watch as she struggles with the strange people Laugh as she tries to embrace their culture Be there on this journey of self discovery [also Directors cut with added lightsabers.. because] Char:Â [Nebula Stardancer] Â FC: [East Eerie Trading Co]
Link Shells: [Hugs & Cakes] Â [Witches' Wyrd Web] |
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12-24-2015, 03:22 AM
Who are you?
[Man’s voice. Black screen.] Opens to close-up of dusty booted feet, walking on cracked dry mud. Sand blows. Gloomy grey cast. Low, desolate music in the background. [Woman’s voice. Soft, apprehensive.] What…? Cuts to the back of a young woman’s head, walking through a slum market. Long silver hair, dusted with sand. Visibly protruding, conocular black horns. Civilians go about their business. Rickety stands set up on an arid desert ground. No one pays her mind. [Man’s voice. Calm, interested.] You. Where did you come from? Cut to the front of the young woman, waist-up. Crude, two piece linen garb. Arms and abdomen exposed. Slender, pale Xaela face, green eyes. Behind her, hazy grey-orange sky. The woman looks uncertain. Her eyes wander. [Woman’s voice, distressed.] I don’t understand the question… Something catches the woman’s attention. She looks down, startled. Cut to the upturned face of a young child, tugging on the woman’s skirt. [Calm man’s voice.] How did you get here? The woman kneels. Hair blows against her face in a desert wind. Eye-level with the child, she gives a sad smile. She unpockets a stitched doll from her satchel and offers it. The child looks delighted. Beaming at the woman, she takes the doll and scampers off. The woman watches her go, looking wistful. She stands. Slow zoom into her face. Her smile fades. Zoom into her green eyes. They look faraway. Desolate music begins to crescendo. [Calm man’s voice.] Just what is it that you do? A feverish montage begins.  A sobbing Auri child, tied to a tree. Cheerfully bulging saddlebags, a horse carrying two riders, one a child. A thick mug falls to the ground, spilling ale on a wooden floor. A bearded, red-headed man guffawing fruitily. [Music continues to ascend into a foreboding forte.] A knife covered in blood, stabbing something unseen, again and again. A handsome, well-dressed Elezen man, speaking with a smile. A gloved hand, stroking the green-eyed woman’s cheek. [The montage grows in madness and rapidity.] A convulsing outlaw with his eyes rolled back, foaming at the mouth. A back shot of the woman running, silver hair flying, looking over her shoulder, terrified. [The scenes begins to blur into incomprehensible chaos.] Various doors slamming, iron gates being pulled shut. The woman staggering barefooted in a crowded city, clutching her middle. [Man’s voice once more, firmer.] Who are you? [The music screeches into a high pitched fortissimo. Just as it reaches a shrill, ear-splitting peak…] A fire. A violet-haired young woman pinned beneath a burning, fallen structure. Hand outstretched and tears down her face, she screams something inaudible. [Silence. Montage abruptly ceases.] Fade in back to the green eyes. They’re filled with tears. They slowly close. [Woman’s voice, vacant.] I’m nobody. [Screen goes black.] |
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12-24-2015, 04:21 AM
She was a hard hitting reporter who thought she had the whole world figured out.
"Two vaginas! Â Five tits!" Until the day that fate... "What's in these barrels?" Stepped in. "Trust me, it's to help out Verad." Now she's caught up in a world she doesn't understand. Â A world... Â Of mystery. "Get up on your toes so I can really get the camera up your skirt." A world... Â Of adventure. "Okay, now put on the moogle mask and thrust your hips out." A world... Â Of love. "Wow, I can't believe you actually took your top off." Spahro Llorn is... The Bronco Master "It's literally airship lubricant." |
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12-24-2015, 02:48 PM
(12-21-2015, 03:49 PM)Warren Castille Wrote: I'm shifting blame on this one to this post: What the - ?! Â Carne armum ergo sum.
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01-23-2016, 04:31 AM
"Wait, it exists? Â Huh, at least we know there won't be a sequel to it."
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