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MY SCHEDULING IS ALL BORKED BECAUSE OF SNOW

MY COWORKER(S) ARE USELESS UNDER DURESS

I WANT TO GO HOME
(02-18-2015, 10:00 AM)Warren Castille Wrote: [ -> ]MY SCHEDULING IS ALL BORKED BECAUSE OF SNOW

MY COWORKER(S) ARE USELESS UNDER DURESS

I WANT TO GO HOME
*gives cookies*
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(02-18-2015, 09:59 AM)Melody Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-18-2015, 09:10 AM)Jig Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-18-2015, 09:04 AM)Melody Wrote: [ -> ]*cocoons self in blanky*

NO. >n<

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Okay! You asked for it!
*He throws her over his shoulder and carries to work, wrapped in a blanket*
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*the aftermath*

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*epilogue*
My work here is done... All in the name of productivity and being an active worker! No lazyness allowed on my watch! I feel satisfied.
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Both of us learned a lesson today... She will know that even when sheltered in a warm blanket, no one can run from work...

And I will...
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Think twice before dragging lazy woman to work...
How I wish work worked.

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The rest of the day went pretty much like this...

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(02-18-2015, 09:43 PM)Melody Wrote: [ -> ]The rest of the day went pretty much like this...

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This is not even your final form! :U
Pretty much everything is spot on except for the fact that if you had been in the direct vicinity of Peaches, Melody, then you would be showered with kisses. And I don't think Peaches is that big. She's a blue coloured Indian Ringneck. Undecided

Peaches: "Gimme a kiss! Gimme kiss!" *kisses Melody* "Thank you!"

And so the above will continue in an endless cycle of love and more love. 

And they lived happily birdily ever after. The end.
Jig, staph it Jig!! 
Someone stop Jig! Do it! Do it, I say! 

STAHP HIM!!

...

Or else he'll force me out of bed and toss me into class. I don't wanna go to class... 
One more day, one more day!
One day more.   :>

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*Looks at Eleni with sinister smile* Someone lacks productivity... J-Man to the rescue!
My department is being restructured so the remote support team is a separate entity from the local desktop support team. That means we get a new supervisor. Our new supervisor comes into the office today when it's just me and my coworker, sits down, looks at us and says,

"How would you guys feel about getting an Xbox One in here?"

I love restructuring. I want to eternally bond with it.
Graphic designer reporting in, reminding everyone never to work on page spreads for cookbooks while on an empty stomach!

Seriously. I think I'm going to cry. ;-;
(02-19-2015, 01:28 PM)SessionZero Wrote: [ -> ]My department is being restructured so the remote support team is a separate entity from the local desktop support team. That means we get a new supervisor. Our new supervisor comes into the office today when it's just me and my coworker, sits down, looks at us and says,

"How would you guys feel about getting an Xbox One in here?"

I love restructuring. I want to eternally bond with it.
I WANT YOUR SUPERVISOR. lol
Snow makes people crazy, I swear. Today's already looking promising. 

10:17am. We've had the doors open since 9:58am. Someone calls all snippy at me "What time did y'all open? I was sitting right outside on the bench staring at the locked doors until 15 after and went home." "...That was two minutes ago, sir. And I've been staring at the open door right in front of me for 17 minutes." "NO YOU WERE CLOSED. I WAS -THERE-."
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