After reading this thread and being amused at the take on a Chosen One, I've had an idea for a parody character of sorts.
Name: Pfftahahaha I never do names
Concept: The Expert
Race: Midlander
Quote: "Just let me do it."
Character traits:
*Master of all jobs
-Learned the art of Dragoon from Haldrath himself whilst Aether Projecting
-Learned the ways of the Warrior from a still-living Warrior from the Spine, who passed his weapon on just as he passed away
-Was the head of a secret circle of Sultansworn dedicated to protecting the life of the Sultana - His departure to save the world is what caused 2.55 to happen as it did
-Naturally learned how to open his chakras without needing any tutelage whatsoever
-Taught the Godsbow how to properly nock his weapon when they were children
-Trusted by the Elementals and permitted to use Succor, and is instrumental in helping the Shroud recover post-Calamity
-Able to channel his immense aetherical capacity and can tap the void to aid in his Thaumaturgy, can cast without a gemstone because reasons
-Completed the entire course of Arcanima available prior to Limsa's academy opening
-Has defeated all Primals in their True Forms, fought in the Lifestream itself as they were being summoned
-Can speak to fae and is considered a Nymeian by fae and tonberry alike
-Grew up in Limsa and ceded control of the Rogue's Guild to Jacke after intentionally losing a dice game
In short: He is the best at everything, ever, and you should probably just let him do it.
Name: Pfftahahaha I never do names
Concept: The Expert
Race: Midlander
Quote: "Just let me do it."
Character traits:
*Master of all jobs
-Learned the art of Dragoon from Haldrath himself whilst Aether Projecting
-Learned the ways of the Warrior from a still-living Warrior from the Spine, who passed his weapon on just as he passed away
-Was the head of a secret circle of Sultansworn dedicated to protecting the life of the Sultana - His departure to save the world is what caused 2.55 to happen as it did
-Naturally learned how to open his chakras without needing any tutelage whatsoever
-Taught the Godsbow how to properly nock his weapon when they were children
-Trusted by the Elementals and permitted to use Succor, and is instrumental in helping the Shroud recover post-Calamity
-Able to channel his immense aetherical capacity and can tap the void to aid in his Thaumaturgy, can cast without a gemstone because reasons
-Completed the entire course of Arcanima available prior to Limsa's academy opening
-Has defeated all Primals in their True Forms, fought in the Lifestream itself as they were being summoned
-Can speak to fae and is considered a Nymeian by fae and tonberry alike
-Grew up in Limsa and ceded control of the Rogue's Guild to Jacke after intentionally losing a dice game
In short: He is the best at everything, ever, and you should probably just let him do it.
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