- Be able to type a proper fucking sentence. If English is your second language, be open to critique so you can learn.
- Don't expect me to canonize OOC drama into IC interactions.
- You can rp anything with me as long as some actual thought and planning went into it and you can explain it to me in rational terms. Even a White Mage.
- My gender is irrelevant.
- My age is irrelevant.
- My sexuality is irrelevant.
- Don't be a clingy stalker.
- I charge for ERP with random people. I don't know you and I could be doing more important things right now like instances or rp with other people, but instead i'm here getting your rocks off. It's an unrealistic demand you're making here to just expect people to bend over and take it with no compensation. This is basically prostitution, a sexual request, and no prostitute worth their salt gets fucked for free. If you don't like this rule, well, I reserve the right to look at you as being angry because they can't get free ERP, or the scum of the earth who just expects people to satisfy their every whim without some sort of compensation; either way, the price is 50k an hour.
- I make mistakes, you make mistakes; we should both be allowed to make retcons for the sake of a better story.
- Do not send me IC tells that contain no lewd information or aren't IC whispering. Just because i'm an ERPer doesn't mean you have to hide every message you send to me. It just makes your intentions more obvious (See Rule 8)
- My character is a mage. I can explode things or pump you full of toxins with an arsenal of deadly magicks on a whim. If you approach me with your "big strong man" outside of something like the Grindstone, I reserve the right to defend myself with said arsenal...
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...And you will not like the results.
- Don't be passive aggressive. I will know.
- This is what you're doing. This is what you're trying to do. I refuse to interact with the former.
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