Lum.
Zzzzzzzzz~~…
LUM!
…lemme ‘lone.
Someone’s brought you cookies…
Don’ wan’ c‘kies…go ‘way.
The building’s on fire!
Fire? Â Wha?
About time you got up.
My head…
Can’t hold your liquor, eh?
There’s a saying in the 3rd battalion, ‘A filled cup overflows when filled.’
What in the Thall’s name is that supposed to mean?
Shhh…don’t talk so loud.  My head…
You put on quite a show last night.
What happened?
You were drunk.
That much I remember.
Came in here singing.  Smeared paint on me and drew smiley faces…
Was I alone?
Only a fool would come home with you, stupid. Â Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free?
Huh?
A saying from the 3rd battalion you should be familiar with.
I’m such an idiot…
That much we can agree on.
I tried to do a good job. Â It was my first assignment from the Night Blades. Â I wanted everything to be perfect.
Spent all of the food budget on booze did you?
No, we had food.  I even bought a chocolate sculpture…but I paid for that myself.  I wanted everyone to be impressed.
Hubris.  Pride has ruined many a military career, Lum.  Luckily you didn’t have much of a career to begin with.
I appreciate your confidence, History.
None of this explains why you were blackout drunk.
That scupture. Â I paid too much for it.
How much is too much?
10,000 gil.
10,000?!  Are you trying to ruin us?  We’ll starve.
History, you don’t eat.
I may decide to take it up someday.  How will you pay back a loan of 10,000 gil?  I won’t be having you turn our home into a den of sin…
This is my home, History. Â Not yours.
I live here, don’t I?Â
You aren’t alive.
That’s beside the point.  You can’t spend money like that without asking me.
Master Ellion didn’t like it either.  I could tell he didn’t like it.
Times are tough. Â These are not the carefree days before the calamity. Â Money means something now.
Yes, I guess so.  I’m sorry, History.
Bah. Â Your apologies are worthless, and no doubt insincere. Â Was it your great remorse that lead you to your cups last night?
I swore I’d never touch the stuff again.
A liar’s oath is worth less than tears in the ocean.
I should have left as soon as the others started drinking.
If wishes were fishes…
What?
More sayings from the 3rd battalion, Lum, pay me no mind.
I’m worried I’ve done something foolish, History. Â
I’m sure you have, Lum.
What will Master Ellion say?  What about the others?  I can’t remember anything past the drinking contest…
Yes, well. Â Memory is a tricky thing, girl. Â Best leave all the remembering to me.
Zzzzzzzzz~~…
LUM!
…lemme ‘lone.
Someone’s brought you cookies…
Don’ wan’ c‘kies…go ‘way.
The building’s on fire!
Fire? Â Wha?
About time you got up.
My head…
Can’t hold your liquor, eh?
There’s a saying in the 3rd battalion, ‘A filled cup overflows when filled.’
What in the Thall’s name is that supposed to mean?
Shhh…don’t talk so loud.  My head…
You put on quite a show last night.
What happened?
You were drunk.
That much I remember.
Came in here singing.  Smeared paint on me and drew smiley faces…
Was I alone?
Only a fool would come home with you, stupid. Â Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free?
Huh?
A saying from the 3rd battalion you should be familiar with.
I’m such an idiot…
That much we can agree on.
I tried to do a good job. Â It was my first assignment from the Night Blades. Â I wanted everything to be perfect.
Spent all of the food budget on booze did you?
No, we had food.  I even bought a chocolate sculpture…but I paid for that myself.  I wanted everyone to be impressed.
Hubris.  Pride has ruined many a military career, Lum.  Luckily you didn’t have much of a career to begin with.
I appreciate your confidence, History.
None of this explains why you were blackout drunk.
That scupture. Â I paid too much for it.
How much is too much?
10,000 gil.
10,000?!  Are you trying to ruin us?  We’ll starve.
History, you don’t eat.
I may decide to take it up someday.  How will you pay back a loan of 10,000 gil?  I won’t be having you turn our home into a den of sin…
This is my home, History. Â Not yours.
I live here, don’t I?Â
You aren’t alive.
That’s beside the point.  You can’t spend money like that without asking me.
Master Ellion didn’t like it either.  I could tell he didn’t like it.
Times are tough. Â These are not the carefree days before the calamity. Â Money means something now.
Yes, I guess so.  I’m sorry, History.
Bah. Â Your apologies are worthless, and no doubt insincere. Â Was it your great remorse that lead you to your cups last night?
I swore I’d never touch the stuff again.
A liar’s oath is worth less than tears in the ocean.
I should have left as soon as the others started drinking.
If wishes were fishes…
What?
More sayings from the 3rd battalion, Lum, pay me no mind.
I’m worried I’ve done something foolish, History. Â
I’m sure you have, Lum.
What will Master Ellion say?  What about the others?  I can’t remember anything past the drinking contest…
Yes, well. Â Memory is a tricky thing, girl. Â Best leave all the remembering to me.
