
Especially if you mash some potatoes up, throw some chips in there, followed by those cheesey-potato-y fried things. Then scoop it all up with a pringle and ram it in your face. ... By gah, that sounds like a carb-induced heart attack. One second, I need to go detox for even thinking of it.
"There's nothing in this life a little charm and a solid fist can't get yer, lad."