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Bryn · **08-17-2015, 02:11 PM**

(08-17-2015, 02:08 PM)Coatleque Wrote: "Wait, this is revenge for w-what? An energy drink poster? How exactly does this hurt Dogberry again?"
(not complaining)

"The objective here is not to hurt Dog, my dear, but to hurt you.

Now be a good wife and pass me that riding crop."

Gegenji · **08-17-2015, 02:13 PM**

Yeaaah... I think Chachan would be too timid for THAT relationship to work out, either. Good luck, Crofte!

Berrod Armstrong · **08-17-2015, 02:16 PM**

(08-17-2015, 01:56 PM)Bryn Wrote: "By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you Roegadyn and wife. You may kiss the bride, kupo!" Chirped the Moogle with a theatrical twirl and a toot on his wee trumpet.

Bryn smiled and leaned in to kiss her man slowly, savouring the moment to store it away as a treasured memory as applause erupted within the chapel. Her heart felt as if it might spill over with joy as their kiss came to an end and Bryn straightened, opening her eyes.

Was it the lighting in here, or did Daghbheri kind of look like Berrod?

She blinked. Dagh still looked like Berrod.

She was staring. Berrod stared back at her, looking like Berrod.

Dagh was Berrod.

The panic welling up in her chest escaped as a strangled croak of a cry. The audience continued to applaud, as if nothing at all was wrong. In the front row, Brave Horizon was whispering something to Arcian Martell, pointing at Bryn's new husband with an impish grin.

Bryn's pale eyes slowly followed Brave's pointing finger, trailing down Berrod's bare, muscular body...

Her terror finally rang in a scream at the sight of the Eft-in-a-leather-glove.

That scream followed her into Eorzea as she awoke, waking half of the Brume with her.

*is under his desk struggling to breathe*

Edit: Ignore this post in the lineup!

Edgar · **08-17-2015, 02:27 PM**

"...Sweep me off my feet."

Gegenji · **08-17-2015, 02:28 PM**

Gogonji raised a brow. "Oh. You again. Wonderful."

LadyRochester · **08-17-2015, 02:31 PM**

Gogon and Sasha?

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-no.

They'd get along at first, then they'd snark each other to death, and because Gogon is grumpy and Sasha is submissive and beta as hell, it would be more like a teacher constantly smacking a child's hand with a ruler.

I feel like.. They get along as long as the amount of time they spend around each other is moderate.

Gegenji · **08-17-2015, 02:33 PM**

(08-17-2015, 02:31 PM)LadyRochester Wrote: Gogon and Sasha?

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-no.

They'd get along at first, then they'd snark each other to death, and because Gogon is grumpy and Sasha is submissive and beta as hell, it would be more like a teacher constantly smacking a child's hand with a ruler.

I feel like.. They get along as long as the amount of time they spend around each other is moderate.

Less like a couple and more like a two-person book club, I think. The family library would be amazing, though. Gubal would become the second-best library in Eorzea. Laugh

Oroban · **08-17-2015, 02:38 PM**

...if you teach me to smith, I'll teach you to stonecarve? (That's as physical as we'll get though, sorry.)

LadyRochester · **08-17-2015, 02:50 PM**

*reads wiki*

I'd say they'd get along pretty well as long as he doesn't see how manipuative/fake she can be. Otherwise, both seem like they'd at least look like a good couple based on their general demeanor.

Oroban · **08-17-2015, 02:54 PM**

(08-17-2015, 02:50 PM)LadyRochester Wrote: *reads wiki*

I'd say they'd get along pretty well as long as he doesn't see how manipuative/fake she can be. Otherwise, both seem like they'd at least look like a good couple based on their general demeanor.

That wiki is...painfully out of date. My apologies. He's actually way too nice of a guy to care if she was manipulative. If he noticed, he'd simply make sure to resist attempts to do so, rather than hold any sort of animosity against her. Probably.

Asmodean · **08-17-2015, 03:00 PM**

NO matter who it is Asmo would wonder how much damn whiskey he drank for him to end up married.

Asmo would slam his head in for a while thinking himself having a bad dream or something. After a few bells of nothing change he would just sigh. He'd see very quickly how fake his "wife" was. Then he would avoid ever letting her see the aytheic scars that cover the better half ofÂ his chest.

Manari · **08-17-2015, 03:47 PM**

Manari: "I am told that we are married. Â I do not understand what that means. Â Explain it to me!"

If she somehow ended up married to anyone that wasn't a Keeper male, it probably isn't going to be a very long marriage, unless they are very charming and can convince her they love the Twelveswood a whole heck of a lot.

C'kayah Polaali · **08-17-2015, 03:52 PM**

C'kayah: "Married? What? Was it arranged? Well, we'll have to make the best of it. I'm living in the Shroud already. Yes. With my cousin, Miah. Yes. That Miah. Wait! Where are you going?"

Sylentmana · **08-18-2015, 01:42 PM**

We are married now?! Well, I hope you are ready to get down and...accept your miserable, sexless marriage to a cold and emotionally distant miqo'te woman.

É´á´˜á´„ · **08-18-2015, 01:51 PM**

Hm, yes... what you describe... yes, I believe it will suit me just fine.

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