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Aya · **07-16-2014, 12:39 PM**

I am not friends with these people.

*shakes head* Nope.

Never heard of them.

Or their linkshell :-X

Nope.. nope... nope..

okay, maybe.

Gaspard · **07-16-2014, 12:39 PM**

(07-14-2014, 08:35 AM)Warren Castille Wrote:
(07-14-2014, 08:32 AM)Berrod Armstrong Wrote:
(07-14-2014, 08:25 AM)Warren Castille Wrote:
(07-13-2014, 03:08 AM)Noire Wrote: If you hate puns, stay away from Coerthas, it's Naulthing but puns there.

I was disappointed in some of the wordplay I saw there. At one point people were just replacing the word Naul in TV and movie titles, and two really stood out:

Naul from L.A.
The Walking Naul

It pained me because there were two easy ones right there. Escape from Naul York, starring Snake Plissken (an alias for Snaulid Snake in MGS2, sort of) at least stretches pronunciation, and they really should have latched onto The Naulking Dead.

Step it up, Coerthas.
Wh...what is this...?

WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING THEM

Some people just want to watch the Nauld burn.

Nauld I'd like to hand you the Pun-jabi award of the Whorl. May you use it wisely. I seriously did nazi that one coming.

Gaspard · **07-16-2014, 12:41 PM**

Oh and, not really a quote either but:

Swap the second D for a C in Moraby Drydocks and you've got yourself a boyband.

Oscare · **07-16-2014, 03:10 PM**

Sometimes I legitimately worry about you people.

Kage · **07-16-2014, 03:23 PM**

(07-16-2014, 03:10 PM)Oscare Wrote: Sometimes I legitimately worry about you people.

I'm pretty sure you don't.

Elyscia · **07-16-2014, 04:47 PM**

Forever my favourite quote

Quote:[3]<Dante T.> So, for future reference, talking about putting Banana's and M&M's up Ely's butt is alright; but how dare I make an apathy joke? Good to know the grey knight of apathy has her priorities in check.

McBeefâ„¢ · **07-16-2014, 04:59 PM**

I'd like to post snippets of logs from a while back, of a serious life or death conversation by Natalie, Captain Anden of the Brass Blades, and Stank Balls, a Roe Brass Blade.

Quote:[20:23]Anden Anduron: Stank Balls, there are two kinds of people in this world. Do you know what they are?
[20:24]Brass Blade scratches his head. "Bitches and whores, sir?"
[20:24]Anden Anduron sighs. Wearily. "No. Not that."
[20:24]Brass Blade: Oh.

Quote:[20:35]Anden Anduron turns back to them both.
[20:36]Anden Anduron: Stank Balls, your output has been dismal. If Madagain weren't such an abominable liar, I would assume that his accusation of you skimming profits was real.
[20:36]Anden Anduron: You are no longer a Balls. You are a ... McBeef.
[20:36]Anden Anduron looks at the man.
[20:37]Brass Blade grimaces.
[20:37]Brass Blade: But... but SIR!
[20:37]Anden Anduron: Natalie, is it?
[20:37]Natalie Mcbeef: "Yes sir."
[20:37]Brass Blade hangs his head glumly. "But it's such a stupid name..."
[20:38]Anden Anduron: If you do not want to be affiliated with this lumbering pile of offal, you will take on a new surname.
[20:38]Anden Anduron: One that tells me you are -serious- about being a Brass Blade.
[20:38]Brass Blade glares at the cat. Clearly this is her fault.
[20:38]Anden Anduron: You have 48 hours to think of an appropriate one.
[20:38]Natalie Mcbeef: "Sir, I do not wish to be known as Natalie Balls."

Quote:[19:05]Anden Anduron: McBeef.
[19:05]Brass Blade grimaces. "Aye, sir."
[19:05]Natalie Mcbeef: "Oh"
[19:05]Anden Anduron: No, -this- one.
[19:05]Brass Blade salutes Anden Anduron.
[19:05]Brass Blade farts.
[19:05]Anden Anduron scowls.
[19:05]Natalie Mcbeef: "Of course sir."

Quote:[20:48]Brass Blade says, low, "You have no idea how hard I can fuck. If you get tired of lala dick, lemme know."

Kage · **07-16-2014, 05:01 PM**

Most of my logs including Stank Balls Mcbeef include /emoting about his odor and also having Captaun Anduron empathize with it.

Seriously, through the mouths with Stank Balls. Through the mouths.

Edgar · **07-17-2014, 03:55 PM**

Oscare · **07-17-2014, 08:37 PM**

[7]<Elyscia Rose> Your length is so thick and glowy.

ArmachiA · **07-17-2014, 09:10 PM**

Caedmon explains our entire story in one go:
[Image: S8eVxCj.png]

WHM puns

Elyscia · **07-17-2014, 10:31 PM**

3:23]Ragnar L.: "Well met"
[3:23]Ragnar L.: well met
[3:23]Ragnar L.: "Well met"
[3:24]Ragnar L.: Well met!
[3:25]Ragnar L.: hello
[3:25]Ragnar L.: Hello!
[3:26]Ragnar L.: you misunderstood
[3:26]Ragnar L.: you misunderstand
[3:27]Ragnar L.: You misunderstand
[3:27]Ragnar L.: piece of shit

Kage · **07-17-2014, 11:01 PM**

[19:12][5]<Elyscia Rose> You PM'ed me about miqo'te who were talking about their periods and mating times
[19:12][5]<Kage Kiryuu> ....
[19:12][5]<Elyscia Rose> I remember now!

Elyscia · **07-18-2014, 12:32 AM**

(Demitri O.) For that ely
(Demitri O.) I will suck your dick anytime.
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If you see Marina and Elyscia in-game and standing near each other, expect the conversation to always go like this.

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Oscare · **07-18-2014, 05:30 PM**

[7]<Oscare Iono> HE WAS INVISIBLE UNTIL HE TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT
[7]<Warren Castille> ...fair.
[7]<Oscare Iono> #highlander problems
[7]<Verad Bellveil> Truly yours is a harsh and unforgiving lot.
[7]<Warren Castille> Delial and Sizzie being all "Well... we SHOULD get hisshirt off. For reasons, you know."
[7]<Warren Castille> It made me laugh harder than it should have.
[7]<Oscare Iono> LOL
[7]<Oscare Iono> "TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF... JUST IN CASE Y'KNOW?"
[7]<Warren Castille> "It's got blood all on it. Let's get it off."
[7]<Erik Mynhier> #highlanderproblems - can't have a conversation with women, they faint and never listen
[7]<Oscare Iono> ^
[7]<Erik Mynhier> "Hey, those are my arms.... my eyes are up here."
[7]<Oscare Iono> Did you mean; "Those are my pants, my face is up here."?
[7]<Erik Mynhier> "Way up here."
[7]<C'rhisi Tohbei> *sends Vashi to 'tend to' Oscare* Â She would climb that man like a tree.
[7]<Warren Castille> I realize I might have been making more jokes than necessary the other night, but I blame the high tension and sleepiness.

#highlanderproblems

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