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McBeefâ„¢ · **10-02-2014, 12:34 PM**

Maybe when the Garleans speak of the backwardness of Eorzea, this is what they really mean. "Guys we're just trying to introduce basic hygiene."

(10-02-2014, 12:23 PM)Iron Sea Wrote: Probably that waterfall next to the house...o.o;

Dammit Iron! Nat walks around in that pond.

Askier · **10-02-2014, 12:34 PM**

Didn't you all know? Months ago Askier hired a small army of lalafells to sneak into places every night with vacuum cleaners and suck out everyone's poo so he could try and fertilize eastern thanalan. . .and also fertilizer can be made into explosives. . .

Roen · **10-02-2014, 12:37 PM**

(10-02-2014, 12:34 PM)Askier Wrote: Didn't you all know? Months ago Askier hired a small army of lalafells to sneak into places every night with vacuum cleaners and suck out everyone's poo so he could try and fertilize eastern thanalan. . .and also fertilizer can be made into explosives. . .

Eco-friendly bombs! (Recycled bombs?) I approve!

Kind of.

DoomsdayClock · **10-02-2014, 12:38 PM**

(10-02-2014, 12:31 PM)Aldotsk Wrote:
(10-02-2014, 12:18 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote:
(10-02-2014, 12:12 PM)R.Delacroux Wrote:

don't know about anyone else but.. I know where Rivienne goes.

She goes in her pants, judging by that picture.

Thanks for ruining all of my fantasy on everyone not really pooping in this world...

*goes into a corner*

Aww..don't be sad. I'll always poop in party chat for your sake.
:: sends party invite ::

McBeefâ„¢ · **10-02-2014, 12:43 PM**

(10-02-2014, 12:37 PM)Roen Wrote:
(10-02-2014, 12:34 PM)Askier Wrote: Didn't you all know? Months ago Askier hired a small army of lalafells to sneak into places every night with vacuum cleaners and suck out everyone's poo so he could try and fertilize eastern thanalan. . .and also fertilizer can be made into explosives. . .

Eco-friendly bombs! (Recycled bombs?) I approve!

Kind of.

Gives a new meaning to the term, "Dirty Bomb."

Askier · **10-02-2014, 12:43 PM**

(10-02-2014, 12:37 PM)Roen Wrote:
(10-02-2014, 12:34 PM)Askier Wrote: Didn't you all know? Months ago Askier hired a small army of lalafells to sneak into places every night with vacuum cleaners and suck out everyone's poo so he could try and fertilize eastern thanalan. . .and also fertilizer can be made into explosives. . .

Eco-friendly bombs! (Recycled bombs?) I approve!

Kind of.

if his bombs are eco-friendly. . Doesn't that techinally make them. . .

*pulls out sunglasses and puts them on*

The shit?

*cue 'The Who'*

C'kayah Polaali · **10-02-2014, 12:48 PM**

See, now this is the sort of disgusting... erm... shit that I don't want to see! Seriously! Keep it to /p or /tell, folks! PRPers (Poop RPers) just shouldn't exist! I shouldn't have to see that sort of thing!

So I was at the Quicksand the other day, and there were a bunch of people sitting around on the benches. They were close to one another, leaning forward. Their expressions looked a bit... strained, even. I knew what they were doing. Everyone knew what they were doing. Honestly, folks, if I have to see one more person grunting away on the benches...

Askier · **10-02-2014, 12:50 PM**

(10-02-2014, 12:48 PM)C Wrote: Â Honestly, folks, if I have to see one more person grunting away on the benches...

You might explode ?

Erik Mynhier · **10-02-2014, 12:58 PM**

Erik tries to have at least one healthy bm on a lala every day. Its not on purpose, he just doesnt see them there. A bigger question Nat is how the residential areas remain populated. Each ward has thousands of chocobo, all of them eating lemons and pinapples and shit. I sware you can smell the goblet stables in Doma.

Sounsyy · **10-02-2014, 01:05 PM**

I do believe Saint Lou Crapper of Sharlayan may have a thing or two to say about there being no toilets in Eorzea.

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In all seriousness, the Morbolvine Clan has an excellent lavatory downstairs. I confess to using it while I waited for a chance to snag an afk shot of Kiht. At least I hope that morbolstool was a toilet... it smelled similar enough...

McBeefâ„¢ · **10-02-2014, 01:05 PM**

(10-02-2014, 12:58 PM)Erik Mynhier Wrote: Erik tries to have at least one healthy bm on a lala every day. Its not on purpose, he just doesnt see them there. A bigger question Nat is how the residential areas remain populated. Each ward has thousands of chocobo, all of them eating lemons and pinapples and shit. I sware you can smell the goblet stables in Doma.

Where do you think the soil for the gardens comes from?

Aldotsk · **10-02-2014, 02:14 PM**

I swear this poop thing is not the reason why Anelia is always stern and uptight all the time. Otherwise her facial expression would just be constipated rage face instead.

McBeefâ„¢ · **10-02-2014, 02:22 PM**

(10-02-2014, 02:14 PM)Aldotsk Wrote: I swear this poop thing is not the reason why Anelia is always stern and uptight all the time. Otherwise her facial expression would just be constipated rage face instead.

Maybe Verad can sell her some laxatives of dubious quality.

Askier · **10-02-2014, 02:29 PM**

(10-02-2014, 02:14 PM)Aldotsk Wrote: I swear this poop thing is not the reason why Anelia is always stern and uptight all the time. Otherwise her facial expression would just be constipated rage face instead.

Anelia should try the 'Drink Dirty Water' cleanse. Is cheap and -always- effective.

Melkire · **10-02-2014, 02:32 PM**

(10-02-2014, 02:29 PM)Askier Wrote:
(10-02-2014, 02:14 PM)Aldotsk Wrote: I swear this poop thing is not the reason why Anelia is always stern and uptight all the time. Otherwise her facial expression would just be constipated rage face instead.
Anelia should try the 'Drink Dirty Water' cleanse. Is cheap and -always- effective.

*dumps all the tea into Vesper Bay*

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