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Warren Castille · **10-23-2014, 12:16 PM**

DOOOOOOOORKS.

Heart

Zyrusticae · **10-23-2014, 12:24 PM**

I'm sorry, but this is driving me mad! I must do this!

(10-23-2014, 09:29 AM)Inessa Hara Wrote: [...] command you're characters [...]

(10-23-2014, 09:29 AM)Inessa Hara Wrote: => Inessa, throw off you're clothes [...]

(10-23-2014, 09:29 AM)Inessa Hara Wrote: You wouldn't dare to throw you're clothes off [...]

You're -> your
You're is a contraction of "you are". If you write out "you are" instead of "you're" this should become very obvious. "Command you are characters" makes no sense; "command your characters" is correct.

(10-23-2014, 10:01 AM)Inessa Hara Wrote: [...] that makes such rude demand's of you. [...]

Demand's -> demands
Putting an apostrophe before the "s" in "demands" transforms it from a command verb to a possessive object. In other words, "demand's of you" makes no sense unless you change it to read "...Demand's demands of you" or some other similar construction. "...demands of you" is the correct usage in this instance.

I know you've probably built this into a bad habit, which is why it's better to realize this now and correct it before it becomes even worse. I actually cringe every time I read an incorrect apostrophe usage and it happens so often now... Dazed

Please don't take this personally. This is not an indictment of you as an individual, just an attempt to correct some rather glaring grammar mistakes.

Telluride · **10-23-2014, 12:35 PM**

(10-23-2014, 12:24 PM)Zyrusticae Wrote: I know you've probably built this into a bad habit, which is why it's better to realize this now and correct it before it becomes even worse. I actually cringe every time I read an incorrect apostrophe usage and it happens so often now...

Please don't take this personally. This is not an indictment of you as an individual, just an attempt to correct some rather glaring grammar mistakes.

*checks the C64 Disk Drive and reads disk label*

"Zyrusticae Teaches Typing"

Eh, I didn't like Mavis Beacon's version, either.

*puts different disk in*

>LOAD "QUICKSAND" ,8,1
>RUN

Inessa Hara · **10-23-2014, 12:40 PM**

@Zyrusticae

Its fine, lol. I made this thread in the heat of the moment so I didn't put much work into being grammatically correct and im absolutely loving how it has turned out.Â Â <3

=>INESSA, YOU IMPUDENT WELP, YOU WILL KISS SOMETHING AFTER YOU SAVE THE WORLD.

Inessa Hara has decided to completely ignore the voice in her head.

=>Inessa, bleat like a goat. Do iiiiiiiiit.

Much to your own amazement, you bleat like a goat in the spur of a moment and everyone nearby look's at you funny. You are a failure.

=>Inessa, pray to the goat god for forgivness and you may be able to ascend into the afterlife.

but sadly, you realize that there is no goat god.

=>Inessa, despair at the fact you will never get into the goatly afterlife ruled by the goat god.

You despair at the fact that you will never ascend to the kingdom of goat heaven and sob grossly in the corner.

Inessa Hara · **10-24-2014, 09:15 AM**

((Revives this thing))

=>Inessa Hara, be the goat.

Inessa cannot be the Goat, for she is a valiant Miqo'te knight who fight's for justice and serves the people, not a farm animal to be cultivated then consumed for food.

=>Inessa Hara, be the other guy.

What other guy?

=>Inessa Hara, be Aaron Glacier.

You cannot be Aaron glacier because even Aaron Glacier doesn't want to be Aaron Glacier.

ProvaDiServo · **10-24-2014, 09:43 AM**

=> spawn wall mirror

=> Petra, look into the mirror
No Problem here.

=> Petra, look into the mirror
No Problem here.

=> Petra, look into the mirror
No Problem here.

=> Petra, look into the mirror
No Problem here.

=> Petra, look into the mirror
No Problem here.

=> Petra, look into the mirror
What did you intend on finding beyond your own reflection, you wonder. Truly this was a sign that your time could be better spent doing something productive!

Coatleque · **10-24-2014, 09:50 AM**

Welcome Coatleque, please enter password:
> PUREVIL

Invalid logon attempt, please enter password:
>pureevil

Invalid logon attempt, please enter password:
>sexpot

Invalid logon attempt.
Your account has been locked.
Please contact Administrator.

Berrod Armstrong · **10-24-2014, 10:10 AM**

Application initialized. Please enter command.
>initbara

Command accepted. Please enter bara parameters.Â
>berrodarmstrong

Bara Parameter accepted. Please enter appearance parameters.
>conservativeclothing

INVALID PARAMETER. Please enter correct appearance parameters.
>*:ï½¥ï¾Ÿâœ§fabulous

INVALID PARAMETER. Please enter correct appearance parameters.
>buffanddirty

Appearance parameters accepted. Welcome to Bara Final Fantasy XIV!

OttoVann · **10-24-2014, 01:56 PM**

(10-24-2014, 09:50 AM)Coatleque Wrote: Welcome Coatleque, please enter password:
> PUREVIL

Invalid logon attempt, please enter password:
>pureevil

Invalid logon attempt, please enter password:
>sexpot

Invalid logon attempt.
Your account has been locked.
Please contact Administrator.

*colossal sigh*

[OTTO@Pimp-Master ~] su -

password : ottorocksass

[ROOT@Pimp-Master ~] nano /etc/pam.d/system-auth-ac

*furiously modifies file to make it impossible for this to happen again*

auth required pam_tally2.so deny=3 99 onerr=fail unlock_time=900 1

*saves changes*

[ROOT@Pimp-Master ~] nano under pam_unix.so

*edits*

account required pam_tally2.so

*saves and closes*

[ROOT@Pimp-Master ~] passwd Coatleque

new password : pallypower

confirm : pallypower

*dials Coat at her extension to inform her of password reset*

(IM NOT SORRY)

**Unnamed Mercenary** · **10-24-2014, 02:05 PM**

(10-24-2014, 01:56 PM)OttoVann Wrote: (IM NOT SORRY)

:(){ :|:& };:

((neither am I))

Melodia · **10-24-2014, 02:09 PM**

Well with the past few posts I am officialy confused and this thread has gone way over my casual head. Back to looking at screenshots. Dazed

**Unnamed Mercenary** · **10-24-2014, 02:14 PM**

(10-24-2014, 02:09 PM)Melodia Wrote: Well with the past few posts I am officialy confused and this thread has gone way over my casual head. Back to looking at screenshots.

We're making command line jokes. ...just, for Unix and Linux people.

Coatleque · **10-24-2014, 02:16 PM**

(10-24-2014, 02:05 PM)Unnamed Mercenary Wrote: ((neither am I))

Nor am I. And I don't use Linux. I use windows where all I do is point-click "change password", then point-click "user lockout policy" and cycle attempts with an up/down arrow. Why must things be harder than they have to be?

**Unnamed Mercenary** · **10-24-2014, 02:19 PM**

(10-24-2014, 02:16 PM)Coatleque Wrote:
(10-24-2014, 02:05 PM)Unnamed Mercenary Wrote: ((neither am I))

Nor am I. Â And I don't use Linux. Â I use windows where all I do is point-click "change password", then point-click "user lockout policy" and cycle attempts with an up/down arrow. Â Why must things be harder than they have to be?

Oh, then you can use this one in cmd.exe

%0|%0

OttoVann · **10-24-2014, 02:20 PM**

(10-24-2014, 02:16 PM)Coatleque Wrote:
(10-24-2014, 02:05 PM)Unnamed Mercenary Wrote: ((neither am I))

Nor am I. And I don't use Linux. I use windows where all I do is point-click "change password", then point-click "user lockout policy" and cycle attempts with an up/down arrow. Why must things be harder than they have to be?

I gave you 99 attempts before lockout, and it locks you out for 1 second.

Good luck m8.

(there is a way around this if you want to lock yourself out again, starts with SSH)

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