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Virella · **02-01-2016, 05:57 PM**

Avelyn: Warrior woman gets fucked over by several people. Deals with this by fucking things up more instead of solving issues. And alcohol.

Virella: Racist, xenophobic elezen makes bad life choices, including getting a halfbreed baby with a hyur. Is still racist and xenophobic, and doesnâ€™t see the flaw in it.

Eses Fafa · **02-01-2016, 08:04 PM**

Emotionless catgirl who fakes being happy and gets blamed for everything.

Jana · **02-01-2016, 11:22 PM**

Stupid cat fails the grieving process.

Leggerless · **02-02-2016, 01:53 AM**

Elise: Ex-military officer who sometimes has to choke a bitch.

Chompie · **02-02-2016, 06:25 AM**

(02-01-2016, 11:22 PM)Jana Wrote: Stupid cat fails the grieving process.

Ooh, I gotta try that one! Sounds like fun!

Cassandra · **02-02-2016, 06:36 AM**

Cassandra: Mouthed off to daddy, lost an eye for it and now pretends she's too badass for Eorzea; discovers the vagabond life doesn't pay all that well along the way. Still too badass to ask for help though.

zanrike · **02-02-2016, 07:03 AM**

Z'Thara: Sadistic catgirl with abandonment issues.

Rosamund · **02-02-2016, 07:27 AM**

Inarah: Friendless loser runs away from home.

Kaiya · **02-02-2016, 07:36 AM**

Kaiya: Sent to boarding school to be the greatest bookworm. She succeeds.

Kellach Woods · **02-02-2016, 08:25 AM**

Kellach:

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Sylvie:
Uppity duskwight thinks it's people, news at elezen.

Better effort: Duskwight clings to nobility and land that hasn't been seen in 500 years, is barely 19.

Sasati:
All the holiness and good you can get in a tiny, Mary Sue package.

mongi291 · **02-02-2016, 09:03 AM**

Isaulde: He dies, you die, I die, everyone dies. Little tomboyish Elezen becomes a Sith.

Ume: Garlemald destroys Doma, a ninja flees and hates on Garleans. AKA Originality. With 20% more ninjas.

Jana · **02-02-2016, 05:02 PM**

(02-02-2016, 06:25 AM)Chompie Wrote:
(02-01-2016, 11:22 PM)Jana Wrote: Stupid cat fails the grieving process.
Ooh, I gotta try that one! Sounds like fun!

Dealing with the loss of a loved one by attempting genocide generally isn't approved of by psychiatric professionals.

TK Hikaru · **02-02-2016, 05:15 PM**

Chouwa: Homeless mutt joins gang. Escapes jail time by getting on a boat.

DoomsdayClock · **02-02-2016, 08:08 PM**

The Keeper : Clanless Keeper makes the worst friends and life choices
The Roegadyn : Handicapped Roegadyn solves all problems by punching
The Noble : Murderer is no longer sure who to murder, adopts child instead.
The Killer: Insane Revolutionary turns people into candy colored rocks.
The Lalafel Crimelord struggles with crime vs. Public Opinion. Frequently cannot reach drinks on tabletops
The Au Ra : Lonely lizard is overly concerned with masculinity. Carries an overly long spear to compensate
The Elezen : Crazy cat lady winds up homeless and unemployed. Still keeps cats.
The Highlander : Bro spends all of his time picking on overweight ginger. Claims to be father of the year, daughter is never seen.

Nodem · **02-02-2016, 11:42 PM**

A: Cat turns into a dragon and steals another dragon's identity.

Y: Typical fall from grace princess that blames an entire race for her problems.

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