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***Maril*** · **01-09-2015, 01:40 PM**

I stumbled over this today:Â http://whothefuckismydndcharacter.com/

It's rather funny, not sure if it's been posted here before. Some of them would make for very interesting characters xDÂ
The one I got on my first go was:Â
AN AMBITIOUS HALFLING SORCERER FROM A HAUNTED CASTLE WHO ALWAYS KEEPS THEIR PROMISES"Â

What do you guys get? Big Grin

Illira · **01-09-2015, 01:43 PM**

Very entertaining! I think the best one I've hit on so far is:

"MISERABLE HALF-ORC BARD FROM A COMMUNE WHO NEVER TAKES THEIR ARMOUR OFF, JUST IN CASE." Big Grin

EDIT: Scratch that. Its totally - "PRETTY CHILL DWARF WIZARD FROM THE GRAVE DIGGERS UNION WHO IS A RECOVERING CANNIBAL."

Warren Castille · **01-09-2015, 01:46 PM**

CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING

FEARLESS DRAGONBORN PALADIN FROM AN UNCHARTABLE ISLAND WHO WAS RAISED BY GHOSTS

Melkire · **01-09-2015, 01:47 PM**

CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKINGÂ CRABBY DRAGONBORN RANGER FROM THE PIRATE INFESTED ISLES OF WOE WHO ALWAYS NEEDS TO BE THE CENTRE OF ATTENTION

...I think it's trying to tell me to fantasia Osric into an Au Ra.Â

Kage · **01-09-2015, 01:48 PM**

Hmmm

I'm going to roll the stats for a fucking morose Halfling Wizard from a royal lineage who makes inappropriate jokes at the worst times

Edit:
impulsive Tiefling Paladin from a company of sellswords who has always wanted to open their own tavern

Sounds legit. Except for the tiefling. Guess Kage's an Au Ra?

Spethah · **01-09-2015, 01:49 PM**

BOISTEROUS HUMAN CLERIC FROM THE CITY POST OFFICE WHO HATES WEARING THEIR GLASSES

Legit.

Melodia · **01-09-2015, 01:54 PM**

I tried and got:

HYPERCRITICAL DWARF MONK FROM AN UNDERGROUND CITY WHO FINDS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO SPEAK TO GIRLS.

It.....it knows me! @_@

Zetchryn · **01-09-2015, 02:02 PM**

I'm going to be a guarded Dwarf Bard from a ruined city who mistrusts anyone smaller than them.

To be fair that actually makes sense.

Aya · **01-09-2015, 02:03 PM**

(01-09-2015, 01:47 PM)Melkire Wrote: CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKINGÂ CRABBY DRAGONBORN RANGER FROM THE PIRATE INFESTED ISLES OF WOE WHO ALWAYS NEEDS TO BE THE CENTRE OF ATTENTION

...I think it's trying to tell me to fantasia Osric into an Au Ra.Â

THEY NAILED YOU OSRIC

Aduu Avagnar · **01-09-2015, 02:05 PM**

YOU THINK YOUR CHARACTER IS COOL? MY CHARACTER IS A FUCKINGDECISIVE GNOME SORCERER FROM THE BASE OF A VOLCANO WHO WAS LEFT OUT OF THEIR FATHERS WILL

Edgar · **01-09-2015, 02:07 PM**

I'M GOING TO ROLL THE STATS FOR A FUCKINGOVEREMOTIONAL HALF-ELF BARBARIAN FROM THE BASE OF A VOLCANO WHO IS CERTAIN THEIR DAYS ARE NUMBERED

TheLastCandle · **01-09-2015, 02:22 PM**

I'M GOING TO ROLL THE STATS FOR A FUCKING
IMPATIENT DWARF BARD FROM A RUINED CITY WHO CAN'T READ

This actually sounds pretty cool.

Gegenji · **01-09-2015, 02:48 PM**

Brave Elf Barbarian from an illusory forest who always alliterates their anecdotes, huh?

... Sounds like quite the cool character concept to tease and tantalize with. In all seriousness, I've actually played a Wild Elf Barbarian once. Spoke broken Common but surprisingly eloquent Elvish, so he wasn't too far off this idea. Just didn't alliterate his anecdotes, nor was he from an illusory forest - just a wintery one.

Coatleque · **01-09-2015, 02:49 PM**

fearless Half-elf Paladin from a local street gang who distrusts all authority...

Telluride · **01-09-2015, 02:50 PM**

You think your character is cool? My character is a fucking level-headed Gnome Rogue from a haberdashery who is afraid of heights.

Yes, I can hide my loot in the hats!

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