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Oscare · **12-04-2014, 08:02 AM**

I don't think we really need to explain this game. Christmas is coming up, and we should make some Christmas carols/poems/story/song parodies.

Basic things, each poster continues the media for the next three lines in a setting fitting FFXIV! Let's start with a fun basic, Twelve Days of Christmas.

On the first day of Starlight,
The Twelve gave to me,
Another painful farm party

Berrod Armstrong · **12-04-2014, 08:06 AM**

On the first day of Starlight,
The Twelve gave to me,
Two on my sands roll,Â
And Another painful farm party

Warren Castille · **12-04-2014, 08:55 AM**

On the third day of Twilight,
the Twelve gave to meeeee~
Three rounds at the Grindstone
Two on my sands roll
and another painful wipe-farm partyyyy

Oscare · **12-04-2014, 10:05 AM**

On the fourth day of Starlight
The Twelve gave to me
Four black mages
Three rounds at Grindstone
Two on a roll of sands
And another painful farm partyyyy

Gegenji · **12-04-2014, 10:13 AM**

On the fifth day of Starlight,
The Twelve bequeath to me:
Fiiiiiiive Sultanswoooooooorn,
Four Black Mages,
Three Grindstone rounds,
A two-roll on that sand,
And anoooother painful farm partyyy~

Dogberry · **12-04-2014, 11:12 AM**

On the sixth day of Starlight,
The Twelve bequeath to me:
Six Manderville Men
Fiiiiiiive Sultanswoooooooorn,
Four Black Mages,
Three Grindstone rounds,
A two-roll on that sand,
And anoooother painful farm party!

Telluride · **12-04-2014, 01:00 PM**

(12-04-2014, 11:12 AM)Dogberry Wrote: On the seventh day of Starlight,
The Twelve bequeath to me:
Seven Sylvan Sighs
Six Manderville Men
Fiiiiiiive Sultanswoooooooorn,
Four Black Mages,
Three Grindstone rounds,
A two-roll on that sand,
And anoooother painful farm party!

Oscare · **12-04-2014, 04:37 PM**

On the eighth day of Starlight,
The Twelve bequeath to me:
Eight retainers a stealing
Seven Sylvan Sighs
Six Manderville Men
Fiiiiiiive Sultanswoooooooorn,
Four Black Mages,
Three Grindstone rounds,
A two-roll on that sand,
And anoooother painful farm party!

DreamedReality · **12-07-2014, 01:46 PM**

On the nineth day of Starlight,
The Twelve bequeath to me:
Nine broken overmelds;
Eight retainers a stealing;
Seven Sylvan Sighs;
Six Manderville Men;
Fiiiiiiive Sultanswoooooooorn;
Four Black Mages;
Three Grindstone rounds;
A two-roll on that sand;
And anoooother painful farm party!

Edgar · **12-07-2014, 02:37 PM**

On the tenth day of Starlight,
The Twelve bequeath to me:
Ten slanderous newspapers
Nine broken overmelds;
Eight retainers a stealing;
Seven Sylvan Sighs;
Six Manderville Men;
Fiiiiiiive Sultanswoooooooorn;
Four Black Mages;
Three Grindstone rounds;
A two-roll on that sand;
And anoooother painful farm party!

***Maril*** · **12-07-2014, 03:01 PM**

On theÂ eleventhÂ day of Starlight,
The Twelve bequeath to me:
ElevenÂ hyped lalafells
Ten slanderous newspapers
Nine broken overmelds;
Eight retainers a stealing;
Seven Sylvan Sighs;
Six Manderville Men;
Fiiiiiiive Sultanswoooooooorn;
Four Black Mages;
Three Grindstone rounds;
A two-roll on that sand;
And anoooother painful farm party!

Steel Wolf · **12-07-2014, 03:03 PM**

On the twelfth day of Starlight,
The Twelve bequeath to me:
Twelve Miqo'te dancing
Eleven hyped lalafells
Ten slanderous newspapers
Nine broken overmelds;
Eight retainers a stealing;
Seven Sylvan Sighs;
Six Manderville Men;
Fiiiiiiive Sultanswoooooooorn;
Four Black Mages;
Three Grindstone rounds;
A two-roll on that sand;
And anoooother painful farm party!

Oscare · **12-08-2014, 06:00 PM**

Wow, so uh. That got done pretty quickly.

We should title this... The Twelve Days of Starlight. Yeah, that sounds good.

Next on the list is Jingle Bells! Due to the length of the song, we're simply gonna do up till theÂ the chorus. I'll start off with three lines, and the poster will continue with two and so one to save time. :D

Sprinting through the snow
In a one-chocobo open sleigh
O'er La Noscea we go

Telluride · **12-08-2014, 06:06 PM**

(12-08-2014, 06:00 PM)Oscare Wrote: Wow, so uh. That got done pretty quickly.

We should title this... The Twelve Days of Starlight. Yeah, that sounds good.

Next on the list is Jingle Bells! Due to the length of the song, we're simply gonna do up till theÂ the chorus. I'll start off with three lines, and the poster will continue with two and so one to save time.

Sprinting through the snow
In a one-chocobo open sleigh
O'er La Noscea we go

... dozing all the way
The duty just won't pop
'Cause I'm a DPS
And now I'm seeking Season's cheer
So I won't be so depressed!

Yes, I cheated.

Revised version to continue:

...'cause the unicorn ran away
Tired of chocobo smells...

Christmas Carol Remixes: FFXIV Version

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