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RE: Bad Jokes |
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10-07-2015, 10:41 AM
(04-30-2015, 04:36 PM)FreelanceWizard Wrote: Here's a couple of super-nerdy ones:

I know a joke about UDP, but you probably won't get it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Recursive algorithm. Recursive algorithm who? Knock knock. Who's there? Recursive algorithm. Recursive algorithm who? Knock knock...

Super nerd jokes are always fun!  Let's have a cheer!

["hip","hip"]

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Because they can't C#.

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How do you tell an introverted programmer from an extroverted programmer?

The extroverted programmer will be looking at your shoes.

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.  That's a hardware problem.

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RE: Bad Jokes |
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10-07-2015, 11:11 AM
The Diary of a Vampire by Anne Frank

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Art by Berrod!
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10-08-2015, 09:13 AM
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
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RE: Bad Jokes |
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10-12-2015, 08:34 PM
Here goes!


What's the best time to visit the dentist?

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SpoilerTooth Hurty.

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10-12-2015, 08:57 PM
Miqo'te dragoons. Cactuar

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10-12-2015, 08:57 PM
Did you here about the magic tractor?

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Spoiler It drove down the road and turned into a field
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