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Aaron · **07-27-2015, 01:14 PM**

Aaron - "Yo this "50 Shades movie" is weird, what'd be your reaction if I asked you to marry me?"

Me - "That I'm sure you're attractive and all that stuff under the generic expressions you make but, im not gay and last I checked neither were you."

Aaron - "Fair point." *goes back to watching the movie*

Me - "Cut that shit off! You'll poison your mind being too curious about these movies!"

Now if it were Aaron's SISTER!?!? I'd be all over that beautiful pale skinned beauty without a second thought.

Aleria - "Aaron let's get married!"

Me not two seconds later - "Can I kiss the bride yet!?!?!?"

Sigil.9054 · **07-27-2015, 03:22 PM**

Seldi: "..." <Drugs me and drags me off to Vegas>
Me: <Wakes up married> "Uh..."
Seldi: "Deal with it."
Me: "...Okay. You know I don't have life insurance, right?"
Seldi: "Yes."
Me: "Then why?"
Seldi: <shrugs> "I was bored."
Me: "...Are you going to try to kill me if I go to get divorce paperwork?"
Seldi: "Yes, but only halfheartedly. If you can get the paperwork going without me catching you, then I'll let you live."
Me: "That's kind of sick, Sel."
Seldi: "I know. You love it. And if you don't, well, you deserve it for all the crap you've made me deal with."
Me: "...Fair enough."

McBeefâ„¢ · **07-27-2015, 03:31 PM**

Nope nope nope.

Not in a million years, nope.

Put away that hand grenade, I'm still not doing it.

Edgar · **07-27-2015, 03:47 PM**

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A'kos Saiyal · **08-01-2015, 01:30 PM**

A'kos: "Sooo, wanna get married?"

Me: "We're straight dude. Lost a bet huh?"

A'kos: "Yeaaaah...."

Me: "Now if that retainer is single..."

A'kos: "Wait what?"

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Argent Sun: "mutter muttermuttermutter."

Me: "huh? Didn't catch that."

Argent: "I said...muttermuttermutter mutter." Blush

Me: "Hell yes."

Argent: "..." Blush

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Rakesha: "Yo, we're getting hitched, in three hours, lets go."

Me: "...seriously?" after shock wares off, "Can we have a honeymoon first?"

Rakesha: "....fuck yeah."

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