Kali tugged at the neck of the button-down shirt that he wore. Sure, it was short sleeved. Sure, the trademark golden tuxedo jacket was traded in for a shimmering golden vest. But it was still WARM out here.
But no matter, thought the dapper Lalafell host. It was the Moonfire Faire. It was a time of celebration. It was an opportunity for a new broadcast. And besides, the pair of lithe Miqo'te wearing incredibly skimpy bathing suits walking hand-in-hand down the beach made him feel...
...energized.
Kali pulled out his linkpearl talky-wand with a flourishing twirl, engaged it, and spoke.
"Good day to all of my Linkpearl Listeners and Fast Friendly Fans! I am Kali Kalrath, Lalafell on the Path! And if you hear wheeling aquatic birds, crashing waves and delighted revelry, then you can probably already guess where I am! Yes, I am on the shores of Costa del Sol, in the very heart of the Moonfire Faire's festivities! And this year, the Adventurer's Guild and Lord Gegeruju have spared no expense in making sure this Faire is the realm's finest!
"Yes, friends, everywhere I turn there is bright sunshine, cerulean water and just...absolutely...GORGEOUS women--and men, I'm told--walking the sands in the most daring outfits imaginable. Why, it's hard...DIFFICULT I mean to say--difficult for me to focus on my task. But focus I must! Because I, Kali Kalrath, am devoted to my devotees, and will seek to ask the question on the mind of many in the realm:
What are you hoping to experience here at this year's Moonfire Faire?"
The Lalafell trotted up with a broad grin, aiming his talky-wand at you. "Excuse me, Kali Kalrath, Lalafell on the Path. Would you mind telling my pearl listeners what you're hoping to experience while here at the Moonfire Faire?"
But no matter, thought the dapper Lalafell host. It was the Moonfire Faire. It was a time of celebration. It was an opportunity for a new broadcast. And besides, the pair of lithe Miqo'te wearing incredibly skimpy bathing suits walking hand-in-hand down the beach made him feel...
...energized.
Kali pulled out his linkpearl talky-wand with a flourishing twirl, engaged it, and spoke.
"Good day to all of my Linkpearl Listeners and Fast Friendly Fans! I am Kali Kalrath, Lalafell on the Path! And if you hear wheeling aquatic birds, crashing waves and delighted revelry, then you can probably already guess where I am! Yes, I am on the shores of Costa del Sol, in the very heart of the Moonfire Faire's festivities! And this year, the Adventurer's Guild and Lord Gegeruju have spared no expense in making sure this Faire is the realm's finest!
"Yes, friends, everywhere I turn there is bright sunshine, cerulean water and just...absolutely...GORGEOUS women--and men, I'm told--walking the sands in the most daring outfits imaginable. Why, it's hard...DIFFICULT I mean to say--difficult for me to focus on my task. But focus I must! Because I, Kali Kalrath, am devoted to my devotees, and will seek to ask the question on the mind of many in the realm:
What are you hoping to experience here at this year's Moonfire Faire?"
The Lalafell trotted up with a broad grin, aiming his talky-wand at you. "Excuse me, Kali Kalrath, Lalafell on the Path. Would you mind telling my pearl listeners what you're hoping to experience while here at the Moonfire Faire?"
