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SpoilerPart 1: The Basics
1.What is your full name? Â
"Val. Just.. just Val. Don' worry 'bout callin' me all those fancy titles an' shit."
2.Where and when were you born?
"Idunno. Th'Shroud somewhere."
3.Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
"Tende an' Diah were m'mom an' dad. Tende was th'tribe leader an' Nunh. He's an asshole. Don' let no one tell ya different. Mom, well. ..She was kind t'me."
4.Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
"Prolly, by now. Idunno."
5.Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.
"Live wi' th'most gorgeous woman I've ever seen an' m'wife, Faye, in this big ol' house. She keeps sayin' it's small an' shit but I ain' used t'places like this. We're in Bronze Lake, which is great 'cause I can just sit outside an' relax in th'springs anytime I want."
6.What is your occupation?
"I'm th'Martial Saint f'the Harbingers of Dawn. ..'Least, I guess that's what I'm s'posed t'say. I lead th' warriors an' soldiers there an' tell 'em what t'do. Dunno why they call me a Saint, though. I sure th'fuck ain' one."
7.Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.
"Idunno. I'm tall f'my race, a lil' taller than Faye. I'm quick an' agile, so guess that tells ya 'bout m'weight. I'm a Seeker'f th'Sun an' I have blonde hair an' a golden left eye an' a blue right eye. I tend t'wear whatever's layin' around th'damn house at th'time. Got a tattoo on m'left wrist an' a scar on m'left eye. Bunch'f other scars an' shit from all m'fights, but eh. Who doesn't have 'em these days?"
8.To which social class do you belong?
"..What?"
9.Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
"Th'fuckin' Garleans poisoned me wi' somethin' that drains m'aether. I got enough t'function an' all, but I can't cast any spells f'I wanted to."
10. Are you right-or left-handed?
"..Huh? I got both m'hands."
11. What does your voice sound like?
"..Like this? Th'fuck d'ya want from me?"
12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
"Idunno. Th'ones that start wi' 'fuck' an' end wi' 'you.'"
13. What do you have in your pockets?
"Let's see.. got a few coins. Bit'f lint there. ..Sewin' needle. Idunno how that got in there. Faye must've left it after mendin' m'pants an' stuff."
14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
"D'you?"
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Part 2: Growing Up
15. How would you describe your childhood in general?
"Idunno.'Bout like any childhood really. Everyone worked together f'the good'f th'tribe. We were trained from birth an' everyone was made t'help everyone. 'Course, I didn't care 'bout no one but me 'cause I knew I'd be th'Nunh one day."
16. What is your earliest memory?
"Runnin' through a field'f flowers in th'Shroud. Mom was watchin' me an' stuff. I was playin' wi' th'other kids. Then dad grabbed me an' took me out into th'woods t'teach me how t'defend m'self. I was barely taller than 'is knee. Th'shit hurt."
17. How much schooling have you had?
"...What's school?"
18. Did you enjoy school?
"What th'fuck is this school thing!?"
19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
"M'tribe."
20. While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.
"Wanted t'be like m'father."
21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
"Eh..well 'nough. But I knew I was more important than them, so fuck 'em."
22. As a child,what did you want to be when you grew up?
"Nunh."
23. As a child,what were your favorite activities?
"Hunting an' training."
24. As a child,what kinds of personality traits did you display?
"I was quick an' proud, even back then."
25. As a child,were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?
"Uh..Guess so. Everyone knew who I was 'cause I was m'dad's first child an' he was th'leader. Didn't, ah.. didn't really have any friends. Wasn't much good 'bout it."
26. When and with whom was your first kiss?
"Idunno. Some tribal girl."
27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
"..Hah..... Haha... ... HAHAHAHA~"
28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.
"A wha? ... What? Idunno. I'm just a person. I like t'drink wine, fuck women, an' beat up guys. Why's that gotta have a damned story behind it?"
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Part 3: Past Influences
29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
"Meeting Faye an', eventually, marryin' 'er. Never thought I'd ever settle fer one lady. ..An' I'll be damned f'it ain' a catch."
30. Who has had the most influence on you?
"Faye'shad th'most influence on me. She's tryin' t'teach me stuff an' help me not suck at shit."
31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
"Convincin' Faye t'sleep wi' me. Jackpot."
32. What is your greatest regret?
"Not doin' it sooner."
33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
"Eh..when I was just roamin' 'round lookin' f'jobs, I'd take anythin'. ..People pay good money f'a lot of things."
34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
"Prolly."
35. When was the time you were the most frightened?
"M'first hunt. We were chasin' down a Ziz an' th'damn thing turned right at me. Guess it thought my lil' ass'd make a good snack. Prolly wouldn't have made it if dad hadn't jumped in th'way t'save me. Guess I'm s'posed t'thank 'im here, right? Nah. He beat th'shit outta me when I got home f'not bein' prepared."
36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
"Got real drunk one time an' went t'the brothel in Ul'dah. Paid good money fer one'f th'best courtesans they had an' wouldn't y'know it, m'dick wouldn't get hard."
37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
"I'd get out an' search th'woods a bit more. Maybe then I'd happen across a mansion t'save a Princess."
38. What is your best memory?
"Marryin'Â th'woman."
39. What is your worst memory?
"Answerin' all these damned questions fer ya. Why y'gotta be so fuckin' nosy?"
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Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
"Idunno what any'f that is but I like t'get paid an' get laid."
41. What is your greatest fear?
"Losin' m'woman.â€Â
42. What are your religious views?
"Fuck'em. ..But, uh. In case Yangh is 'round, I love Milfina. ..Uh. Menphina. M'bad."
43. What are your political views?
"Bunch'f people I ain' never met tryin' t'pretend they own me. Fuck them too."
44. What are your views on sex?
"Sex is somethin' everyone has, 'less yer fat an' ugly. An' then, well. I don't pity ya. But th'rest 'f us? We're havin' a damn party wi' that shit. Don' see th'reason everyone keeps it a secret. You got some parts, I got some parts. We all know it 'less yer some kinda fuckin' weirdo."
45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
"Able an' willin'. Just point me in th'direction an' give me th'money. ...Least, that's what I would've said. Faye ain' too fond'f me killin' no one, an' Yangh made me promise I wouldn't 'less I had a really good reason to. So, uh.. ... Yeah."
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
"Cockblock someone. How dare you. ..Oh. An'.. kick a Lalafel an' kill a bunny an' all that shit I'm s'posed t'say here. Y'happy?"
47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
"I didn't. Not at all. Then, well. Then I met Faye. An'.. I was resistant at first, but she really changed th'way I feel 'bout alotta things. I owe a lot to 'er, an' if I had anythin' t'say it'd be that she's those things t'me."
48. What do you believe makes a successful life?
"Living it. Why d'people try t'make life out t'be some kinda hard thing? Yer born. Ya live. Ya die. End'f th'story. A bunch'f stuff happens 'tween now an' then but s'long as ya stay true t'yerself, you'll get through it. An' if ya don't? You'll be dead. No reason t'worry."
49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
"I tell Faye m'stuff. Don' much care t'tell no one else. Don't trust 'em an' don't care t'trust 'em."
50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
"Nah I ain' want any juice."
51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
"I will never, ever, ever touch another man's dick. Just ain' gonna happen, an' fuck you for askin' me to."
52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
"Faye. She's th'only thing in this world I'd ever consider givin' m'life for. Before then? No one."
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Part 5: Relationships With Others
53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?
"Eh..I'm who I am t'everyone. If they don't like it, they can walk away. I guess if I know someone, I'm a bit more inclined t'talk to 'em a bit."
54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
"Faye f'reasons already stated. She gave me a chance when ain' no one else would. She loves me wi'out expectin' anythin' in return an' hasn't tried t'change me. She'd be happy f'I kept bein' who I was when she met me an' supports me wi' almost everythin' I do."
55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?
"Faye. Ain' no one know 'er like I do, an' I'm surprised she ain' burned th'world just yet."
56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.
"Got a few'f 'em I guess, now. M'best friend is Berrod. We don't get t'talk an' hang out too much, but when we do I always have a damned good time. Next'd be Yangh. She's a lot like Faye. ..Reminds me more'f m'mom, really. Real gentle an' sweet but knows how t'hold 'er own if she's gotta."
57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.
"Ain' I already answered this fu---Fine. Faye's m'wife. We eloped together but we ain' told no one but I guess people know by now anyway. She's.. smart an' gorgeous an' proper an' kind. Ain' somethin' I ever thought what would get my attention, 'cept th'gorgeous part, but those're all th'things that she is."
58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
"Yeah.I can't really say when I realized it. I know it wasn't when m'damned bird ran 'er over. An' it wasn't when she was rollin' 'er eyes at me an' tryin' t'reprimand me f'goin' off an' gettin' laid all th'time. ..Maybe it was when I saw all these other guys hittin' on 'er an' she didn't want me. Or maybe it was when I saw 'er beaten an' bruised an' down an' she stood back up. Could'a been th'time she put 'er hand on m'cheek an' kissed me. Idunno. I can't really say what happened 'side from I met a Princess an' fell in love."
59. What do you look for in a potential lover?
"Is she attractive? If yes, does she have a dick? If no, then I'll sleep wi' 'er."
60. How close are you to your family?
"We ain'."
61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?
"Nah.Guess Faye may want one in th'future, but I don't think I'd be too good wi' kids. She says I still am one."
62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
"Faye.Sometimes I talk 'bout m'feelings t'Berrod or Yangh. Any'f those three'd tell me what I wanted t'know wi'out th'chocoboshit."
63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?
"I figure m'Company would keep me safe an' I know Faye'd do everythin' she could t'make sure ain' no one hurt me. Have ya seen what she looks like when she's mad? Damned frightenin'. 'Side from that, I know all I've gotta do is give th'word an' Berrod'll beat th'fuck outta whoever I point to."
64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?
"Idunno. Faye, I guess."
65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?
"There's this guy named Tobias? Fuck him. An' Remus too. An' that one Keeper chick what made me sleep wi' 'er. An' those Garlean pricks what poisoned me."
66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
"I like t'argue an' fuck wi' people. It's fun t'see how pissed they get. Sometimes people's faces get all scrunched up an' shit an' they look like they smelled somethin' bad or sucked on a lemon. S'damned priceless."
67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
"Nah.Too much work. ..I mean, I'm in one now, but it don't mean I like it."
68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?
"S'long as those groups of people keep their hands t'themselves, sure."
69. Do you care what others think of you?
"Nope."
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Part 6: Likes And Dislikes
70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
"I like t'fight an' train. Helps keep m'head clear. I like takin' Faye out t'eat an' seein' 'er smile. She's got this sultry look she gets when she eyes me an'.. Uh. Next question."
71. What is your most treasured possession?
"Th'weddin' band that Faye gave me."
72. What is your favorite color?
"..People do that? Eh. Whatever. Gold. 'Cause I can spend it."
73. What is your favorite food?
"A steak. Don't give a shit what it's from s'long as it's bloody an' tender."
74. What, if anything, do you like to read?
"IÂ don't."
75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?
"Fightin' an' fuckin'."
76. Do you smoke,drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?
"I drink wine. It tastes good. I'll drink th'other stuff too f'I've had a shitty day."
77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
"Idunno. Loungin' in th'springs wi' m'woman an' doin' m'best t'make sure she's happy in every way."
78. What makes you laugh?
"Someone else fuckin' somethin' up. People bein' embarrassed. I laugh when some white knight bastard tries t'save 'is damsel an' she ain' want savin'. Even better when people're desperate as fuck an' get turned down. Now that's funny."
79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
"Eh. Not much gets t'me."
80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?
"I'd prolly find somethin' t'put m'dick in."
81. How do you deal with stress?
"Hit someone."
82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
"Nah.Go wi' th'flow an' lay back an' relax."
83. What are your pet peeves?
"Bunch'a assholes tryin' t'take m'woman from me."
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Part 7: Self Images And Etc.
84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?
"Idunno. I wake up, get laid, eat, go t'work an' dick around 'til I get t'go home. Guess if ain' nothin' goin' on, I'd try t' get some trainin' in between then, oversee th'soldiers doin' their daily laps an' exercises an' all that. Run what missions need t'be ran an' come home. Eat dinner, pamper th'woman, an' get laid again."
85. What is your greatest strength as a person?
"Got a big di--Oh. OH. Idunno. I'm honest."
86. What is yourg reatest weakness?
"Faye tells me I have an anger problem. I.. I guess she's right. I've been tryin' t'get better at it all."
87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
"Nothin'.I'm damned perfect."
88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
"Intrawha?..Th'fuck kinda spell're you tryin' t'cast on me?"
89. Are you generally organized or messy?
"I kinda just throw shit around."
90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
"Fightin',fuckin', an'... ... sewin'. SHUT UP. Th'stuff I suck at? I ain' good at readin' or writin'. An' I can't spell f'shit. ..Oh. An' I can't really count that well, either."
91. Do you like yourself?
"F'course I do. What's not t'like? I'm amazin'."
92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons…)
"I needed money. People pay f'stupid shit like walkin' a package across th'road."
93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?
"Gettin' rid'f Faye's problems an' makin' her happy."
94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
"I.... people can do that? See th'future? .. Shit."
95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
"Surrounded by bitches. ..Nah, I kid. I'd go out in a blaze of glory, bein' a badass an' all that."
96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
"Spend time wi' Faye. I ain' got three things I'd do. I'd spend it wi' her an' do everythin' she wanted before I hit th'dirt."
97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?
"Bein' th'sexiest damned Miqo'te they've ever seen."
98. What three words best describe your personality?
"Witty. Rough. Honest. Oh! An' a badass who don't take no shit from no one."
99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
"Uh...... Selfish. Dumb. Rude."
100. If you could,what advice would you, the player, give to your character? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice…)
Oh Val. You've come quite the ways from when you were first an idea in my head. I would say to stay the course you're currently on, but be more willing to let people in and give them a chance. Not everyone is out to take your girl from you and a lot could really care less. The ones that do aren't worth your time. She's yours. You've already won the battle. Just relax and enjoy the spoils.
1.What is your full name? Â
"Val. Just.. just Val. Don' worry 'bout callin' me all those fancy titles an' shit."
2.Where and when were you born?
"Idunno. Th'Shroud somewhere."
3.Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
"Tende an' Diah were m'mom an' dad. Tende was th'tribe leader an' Nunh. He's an asshole. Don' let no one tell ya different. Mom, well. ..She was kind t'me."
4.Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
"Prolly, by now. Idunno."
5.Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.
"Live wi' th'most gorgeous woman I've ever seen an' m'wife, Faye, in this big ol' house. She keeps sayin' it's small an' shit but I ain' used t'places like this. We're in Bronze Lake, which is great 'cause I can just sit outside an' relax in th'springs anytime I want."
6.What is your occupation?
"I'm th'Martial Saint f'the Harbingers of Dawn. ..'Least, I guess that's what I'm s'posed t'say. I lead th' warriors an' soldiers there an' tell 'em what t'do. Dunno why they call me a Saint, though. I sure th'fuck ain' one."
7.Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.
"Idunno. I'm tall f'my race, a lil' taller than Faye. I'm quick an' agile, so guess that tells ya 'bout m'weight. I'm a Seeker'f th'Sun an' I have blonde hair an' a golden left eye an' a blue right eye. I tend t'wear whatever's layin' around th'damn house at th'time. Got a tattoo on m'left wrist an' a scar on m'left eye. Bunch'f other scars an' shit from all m'fights, but eh. Who doesn't have 'em these days?"
8.To which social class do you belong?
"..What?"
9.Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
"Th'fuckin' Garleans poisoned me wi' somethin' that drains m'aether. I got enough t'function an' all, but I can't cast any spells f'I wanted to."
10. Are you right-or left-handed?
"..Huh? I got both m'hands."
11. What does your voice sound like?
"..Like this? Th'fuck d'ya want from me?"
12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
"Idunno. Th'ones that start wi' 'fuck' an' end wi' 'you.'"
13. What do you have in your pockets?
"Let's see.. got a few coins. Bit'f lint there. ..Sewin' needle. Idunno how that got in there. Faye must've left it after mendin' m'pants an' stuff."
14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
"D'you?"
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Part 2: Growing Up
15. How would you describe your childhood in general?
"Idunno.'Bout like any childhood really. Everyone worked together f'the good'f th'tribe. We were trained from birth an' everyone was made t'help everyone. 'Course, I didn't care 'bout no one but me 'cause I knew I'd be th'Nunh one day."
16. What is your earliest memory?
"Runnin' through a field'f flowers in th'Shroud. Mom was watchin' me an' stuff. I was playin' wi' th'other kids. Then dad grabbed me an' took me out into th'woods t'teach me how t'defend m'self. I was barely taller than 'is knee. Th'shit hurt."
17. How much schooling have you had?
"...What's school?"
18. Did you enjoy school?
"What th'fuck is this school thing!?"
19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
"M'tribe."
20. While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.
"Wanted t'be like m'father."
21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
"Eh..well 'nough. But I knew I was more important than them, so fuck 'em."
22. As a child,what did you want to be when you grew up?
"Nunh."
23. As a child,what were your favorite activities?
"Hunting an' training."
24. As a child,what kinds of personality traits did you display?
"I was quick an' proud, even back then."
25. As a child,were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?
"Uh..Guess so. Everyone knew who I was 'cause I was m'dad's first child an' he was th'leader. Didn't, ah.. didn't really have any friends. Wasn't much good 'bout it."
26. When and with whom was your first kiss?
"Idunno. Some tribal girl."
27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
"..Hah..... Haha... ... HAHAHAHA~"
28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.
"A wha? ... What? Idunno. I'm just a person. I like t'drink wine, fuck women, an' beat up guys. Why's that gotta have a damned story behind it?"
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Part 3: Past Influences
29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
"Meeting Faye an', eventually, marryin' 'er. Never thought I'd ever settle fer one lady. ..An' I'll be damned f'it ain' a catch."
30. Who has had the most influence on you?
"Faye'shad th'most influence on me. She's tryin' t'teach me stuff an' help me not suck at shit."
31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
"Convincin' Faye t'sleep wi' me. Jackpot."
32. What is your greatest regret?
"Not doin' it sooner."
33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
"Eh..when I was just roamin' 'round lookin' f'jobs, I'd take anythin'. ..People pay good money f'a lot of things."
34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
"Prolly."
35. When was the time you were the most frightened?
"M'first hunt. We were chasin' down a Ziz an' th'damn thing turned right at me. Guess it thought my lil' ass'd make a good snack. Prolly wouldn't have made it if dad hadn't jumped in th'way t'save me. Guess I'm s'posed t'thank 'im here, right? Nah. He beat th'shit outta me when I got home f'not bein' prepared."
36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
"Got real drunk one time an' went t'the brothel in Ul'dah. Paid good money fer one'f th'best courtesans they had an' wouldn't y'know it, m'dick wouldn't get hard."
37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
"I'd get out an' search th'woods a bit more. Maybe then I'd happen across a mansion t'save a Princess."
38. What is your best memory?
"Marryin'Â th'woman."
39. What is your worst memory?
"Answerin' all these damned questions fer ya. Why y'gotta be so fuckin' nosy?"
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Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
"Idunno what any'f that is but I like t'get paid an' get laid."
41. What is your greatest fear?
"Losin' m'woman.â€Â
42. What are your religious views?
"Fuck'em. ..But, uh. In case Yangh is 'round, I love Milfina. ..Uh. Menphina. M'bad."
43. What are your political views?
"Bunch'f people I ain' never met tryin' t'pretend they own me. Fuck them too."
44. What are your views on sex?
"Sex is somethin' everyone has, 'less yer fat an' ugly. An' then, well. I don't pity ya. But th'rest 'f us? We're havin' a damn party wi' that shit. Don' see th'reason everyone keeps it a secret. You got some parts, I got some parts. We all know it 'less yer some kinda fuckin' weirdo."
45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
"Able an' willin'. Just point me in th'direction an' give me th'money. ...Least, that's what I would've said. Faye ain' too fond'f me killin' no one, an' Yangh made me promise I wouldn't 'less I had a really good reason to. So, uh.. ... Yeah."
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
"Cockblock someone. How dare you. ..Oh. An'.. kick a Lalafel an' kill a bunny an' all that shit I'm s'posed t'say here. Y'happy?"
47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
"I didn't. Not at all. Then, well. Then I met Faye. An'.. I was resistant at first, but she really changed th'way I feel 'bout alotta things. I owe a lot to 'er, an' if I had anythin' t'say it'd be that she's those things t'me."
48. What do you believe makes a successful life?
"Living it. Why d'people try t'make life out t'be some kinda hard thing? Yer born. Ya live. Ya die. End'f th'story. A bunch'f stuff happens 'tween now an' then but s'long as ya stay true t'yerself, you'll get through it. An' if ya don't? You'll be dead. No reason t'worry."
49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
"I tell Faye m'stuff. Don' much care t'tell no one else. Don't trust 'em an' don't care t'trust 'em."
50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
"Nah I ain' want any juice."
51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
"I will never, ever, ever touch another man's dick. Just ain' gonna happen, an' fuck you for askin' me to."
52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
"Faye. She's th'only thing in this world I'd ever consider givin' m'life for. Before then? No one."
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Part 5: Relationships With Others
53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?
"Eh..I'm who I am t'everyone. If they don't like it, they can walk away. I guess if I know someone, I'm a bit more inclined t'talk to 'em a bit."
54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
"Faye f'reasons already stated. She gave me a chance when ain' no one else would. She loves me wi'out expectin' anythin' in return an' hasn't tried t'change me. She'd be happy f'I kept bein' who I was when she met me an' supports me wi' almost everythin' I do."
55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?
"Faye. Ain' no one know 'er like I do, an' I'm surprised she ain' burned th'world just yet."
56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.
"Got a few'f 'em I guess, now. M'best friend is Berrod. We don't get t'talk an' hang out too much, but when we do I always have a damned good time. Next'd be Yangh. She's a lot like Faye. ..Reminds me more'f m'mom, really. Real gentle an' sweet but knows how t'hold 'er own if she's gotta."
57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.
"Ain' I already answered this fu---Fine. Faye's m'wife. We eloped together but we ain' told no one but I guess people know by now anyway. She's.. smart an' gorgeous an' proper an' kind. Ain' somethin' I ever thought what would get my attention, 'cept th'gorgeous part, but those're all th'things that she is."
58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
"Yeah.I can't really say when I realized it. I know it wasn't when m'damned bird ran 'er over. An' it wasn't when she was rollin' 'er eyes at me an' tryin' t'reprimand me f'goin' off an' gettin' laid all th'time. ..Maybe it was when I saw all these other guys hittin' on 'er an' she didn't want me. Or maybe it was when I saw 'er beaten an' bruised an' down an' she stood back up. Could'a been th'time she put 'er hand on m'cheek an' kissed me. Idunno. I can't really say what happened 'side from I met a Princess an' fell in love."
59. What do you look for in a potential lover?
"Is she attractive? If yes, does she have a dick? If no, then I'll sleep wi' 'er."
60. How close are you to your family?
"We ain'."
61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?
"Nah.Guess Faye may want one in th'future, but I don't think I'd be too good wi' kids. She says I still am one."
62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
"Faye.Sometimes I talk 'bout m'feelings t'Berrod or Yangh. Any'f those three'd tell me what I wanted t'know wi'out th'chocoboshit."
63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?
"I figure m'Company would keep me safe an' I know Faye'd do everythin' she could t'make sure ain' no one hurt me. Have ya seen what she looks like when she's mad? Damned frightenin'. 'Side from that, I know all I've gotta do is give th'word an' Berrod'll beat th'fuck outta whoever I point to."
64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?
"Idunno. Faye, I guess."
65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?
"There's this guy named Tobias? Fuck him. An' Remus too. An' that one Keeper chick what made me sleep wi' 'er. An' those Garlean pricks what poisoned me."
66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
"I like t'argue an' fuck wi' people. It's fun t'see how pissed they get. Sometimes people's faces get all scrunched up an' shit an' they look like they smelled somethin' bad or sucked on a lemon. S'damned priceless."
67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
"Nah.Too much work. ..I mean, I'm in one now, but it don't mean I like it."
68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?
"S'long as those groups of people keep their hands t'themselves, sure."
69. Do you care what others think of you?
"Nope."
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Part 6: Likes And Dislikes
70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
"I like t'fight an' train. Helps keep m'head clear. I like takin' Faye out t'eat an' seein' 'er smile. She's got this sultry look she gets when she eyes me an'.. Uh. Next question."
71. What is your most treasured possession?
"Th'weddin' band that Faye gave me."
72. What is your favorite color?
"..People do that? Eh. Whatever. Gold. 'Cause I can spend it."
73. What is your favorite food?
"A steak. Don't give a shit what it's from s'long as it's bloody an' tender."
74. What, if anything, do you like to read?
"IÂ don't."
75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?
"Fightin' an' fuckin'."
76. Do you smoke,drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?
"I drink wine. It tastes good. I'll drink th'other stuff too f'I've had a shitty day."
77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
"Idunno. Loungin' in th'springs wi' m'woman an' doin' m'best t'make sure she's happy in every way."
78. What makes you laugh?
"Someone else fuckin' somethin' up. People bein' embarrassed. I laugh when some white knight bastard tries t'save 'is damsel an' she ain' want savin'. Even better when people're desperate as fuck an' get turned down. Now that's funny."
79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
"Eh. Not much gets t'me."
80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?
"I'd prolly find somethin' t'put m'dick in."
81. How do you deal with stress?
"Hit someone."
82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
"Nah.Go wi' th'flow an' lay back an' relax."
83. What are your pet peeves?
"Bunch'a assholes tryin' t'take m'woman from me."
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Part 7: Self Images And Etc.
84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?
"Idunno. I wake up, get laid, eat, go t'work an' dick around 'til I get t'go home. Guess if ain' nothin' goin' on, I'd try t' get some trainin' in between then, oversee th'soldiers doin' their daily laps an' exercises an' all that. Run what missions need t'be ran an' come home. Eat dinner, pamper th'woman, an' get laid again."
85. What is your greatest strength as a person?
"Got a big di--Oh. OH. Idunno. I'm honest."
86. What is yourg reatest weakness?
"Faye tells me I have an anger problem. I.. I guess she's right. I've been tryin' t'get better at it all."
87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
"Nothin'.I'm damned perfect."
88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
"Intrawha?..Th'fuck kinda spell're you tryin' t'cast on me?"
89. Are you generally organized or messy?
"I kinda just throw shit around."
90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
"Fightin',fuckin', an'... ... sewin'. SHUT UP. Th'stuff I suck at? I ain' good at readin' or writin'. An' I can't spell f'shit. ..Oh. An' I can't really count that well, either."
91. Do you like yourself?
"F'course I do. What's not t'like? I'm amazin'."
92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons…)
"I needed money. People pay f'stupid shit like walkin' a package across th'road."
93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?
"Gettin' rid'f Faye's problems an' makin' her happy."
94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
"I.... people can do that? See th'future? .. Shit."
95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
"Surrounded by bitches. ..Nah, I kid. I'd go out in a blaze of glory, bein' a badass an' all that."
96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
"Spend time wi' Faye. I ain' got three things I'd do. I'd spend it wi' her an' do everythin' she wanted before I hit th'dirt."
97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?
"Bein' th'sexiest damned Miqo'te they've ever seen."
98. What three words best describe your personality?
"Witty. Rough. Honest. Oh! An' a badass who don't take no shit from no one."
99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
"Uh...... Selfish. Dumb. Rude."
100. If you could,what advice would you, the player, give to your character? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice…)
Oh Val. You've come quite the ways from when you were first an idea in my head. I would say to stay the course you're currently on, but be more willing to let people in and give them a chance. Not everyone is out to take your girl from you and a lot could really care less. The ones that do aren't worth your time. She's yours. You've already won the battle. Just relax and enjoy the spoils.
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