In FF XIV we're given a beautiful world in which to play, fully fleshed out with cultures, accents, religions and characters from all sorts of different backgrounds. I've noticed discussions here about ERP and other things, but I wanna talk about cussing because it's a hoot.
In the game's NPCs you see a lot of "Shite"s, "Whoreson"s and "Bloody"s but I think that Eorzea has a plethora of more inventive and fun curses. I myself love the chance to create creative ways of telling people where to stick it while keeping it in character to the setting and lore appropriate.
Here are some examples from recent logs:
"Listen here you shite faced goblin loving son of an ochu fondling whore from Mor Dhona. I ain't matin' with shite and if you don't shut yer **** trap I'm gonna gut you like a two gil fish and sell your entrails for harp strings!"
"Ok. What I meant when I said I was going to plug your ****hole was that I'm going to bend you over, pull your pants down, and shove a live squid up your arse so the tentacles are flailing about in a panic between your cheeks and then flip you over, paint you green and tell everyone you're an ochu."
I'd love to see what everyone else's favorite Eorzean vulgarities are, or how they feel about them ingame.
In the game's NPCs you see a lot of "Shite"s, "Whoreson"s and "Bloody"s but I think that Eorzea has a plethora of more inventive and fun curses. I myself love the chance to create creative ways of telling people where to stick it while keeping it in character to the setting and lore appropriate.
Here are some examples from recent logs:
"Listen here you shite faced goblin loving son of an ochu fondling whore from Mor Dhona. I ain't matin' with shite and if you don't shut yer **** trap I'm gonna gut you like a two gil fish and sell your entrails for harp strings!"
"Ok. What I meant when I said I was going to plug your ****hole was that I'm going to bend you over, pull your pants down, and shove a live squid up your arse so the tentacles are flailing about in a panic between your cheeks and then flip you over, paint you green and tell everyone you're an ochu."
I'd love to see what everyone else's favorite Eorzean vulgarities are, or how they feel about them ingame.
