This isn't actually a story I was there for, but it was told for years afterwards in the guild I joined that I felt like I had been there.
On WoW I joined a raiding guild on a role play server which was pretty good at the time in WotLK. Before I was recruited they had a holy paladin that had a shoddy record of either being a good healer or very bad.
They were running Ulduar getting down the intro bosses, Ignis I think, and once again this paladin was playing sub-par. The group was working on doing the achievement so it had a fairly complex system to make sure the adds were handled properly and cooldowns were rotated to keep the tank alive, as well as one dps kiting for the achievement dps check burn.
Suddenly during a fight, this elaborate post goes up in raid chat which through many re-tellings of it was quite sensual and detailed, clearly a long way into a heated intimate moment, miss tell that the paladin sent. Mid-fight. In progression raiding. For server first race.
As I heard it, the rest of the raid (24 other people) pretty much stopped fighting at that point and let the raid wipe.
Vent was quiet until the raid leader said "No wonder you suck at healing." Upon which the rest of the raid burst into laughter and the paladin logged out.
After that I'm not sure if he changed names or changed servers or both. But his legacy lived on!
On WoW I joined a raiding guild on a role play server which was pretty good at the time in WotLK. Before I was recruited they had a holy paladin that had a shoddy record of either being a good healer or very bad.
They were running Ulduar getting down the intro bosses, Ignis I think, and once again this paladin was playing sub-par. The group was working on doing the achievement so it had a fairly complex system to make sure the adds were handled properly and cooldowns were rotated to keep the tank alive, as well as one dps kiting for the achievement dps check burn.
Suddenly during a fight, this elaborate post goes up in raid chat which through many re-tellings of it was quite sensual and detailed, clearly a long way into a heated intimate moment, miss tell that the paladin sent. Mid-fight. In progression raiding. For server first race.
As I heard it, the rest of the raid (24 other people) pretty much stopped fighting at that point and let the raid wipe.
Vent was quiet until the raid leader said "No wonder you suck at healing." Upon which the rest of the raid burst into laughter and the paladin logged out.
After that I'm not sure if he changed names or changed servers or both. But his legacy lived on!
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