"lol don't have it. You're a warrior, kill things faster."
^ I went through something like this today tanking T5.
im sitting there solo tanking like a boss, PLD is beautiful in T5, one Sentinel and Rampart plus a CoS and im eating damage and holding aggro neat.Â
Suddenly for some reason I see one of the add Dragon derail from me and attack the DRG. I know it's not because I didn't hold aggro. My meter was full, FULL. So I simply thought it over, maybe it was a fluke, maybe it was a ---
"Dude why do you have Provoke as a dps? Where is your two rings? Why are you using a level 55 weapon? WHY ARE YOU A LANCER?"Â
The other dps which was a BRD suddenly called it out. Im  still there apparently tanking one last full hp scourge and a 25% one. With a half added geared LNC & a BRD (Which naturally aren't the best dps) + 3 SMN (just a /fantastic/ pug)
Maybe im dreaming this. . . I ask "why did you join my OF if you were gonna waste time? " simple question really.Â
"Just shut up and tank. If you're good I won't die and will dps regardless of my level. "
. . . . . . . . . OK THEN. Strike 1
We're at the conflagration phase, everything is going a little slower than normal. To cover for lack of dps every so often im juggling sword and shield oath while healers juggling cleric stance. Red triangle pops over the pole twirled. I told him to move to the soak side.
"Or you can be a smart Paladin and use cover on me."
*violent twitching* alright then. . .
Strike two.
I of course watched him get loled by Twitania for that. But sadly we had to restart him because his crappy dps was still needed.
Lord preserve me dives come. He gets hit one time. Everyone tells him not to run back to us.
He does it anyway. Marker pops above him again. Several people get knocked out into the death ring and die. Me, a healer and the DRG are still alive.Â
"You guys suck."
That's cute.
"No you're just a fucking awful dps. Even by lolgoon standards."
I love you healer.
Snakes pop. LNC uses PROVOKE again. Â
Strike 3.
I just trot outside the ring and die. Then leave duty once everyone else dies.
Never have I met someone like that join something like a FARM PARTY ON T5.
If I wasn't nice I would have said so much more than "Can you /not/ use a tank move?"
^ I went through something like this today tanking T5.
im sitting there solo tanking like a boss, PLD is beautiful in T5, one Sentinel and Rampart plus a CoS and im eating damage and holding aggro neat.Â
Suddenly for some reason I see one of the add Dragon derail from me and attack the DRG. I know it's not because I didn't hold aggro. My meter was full, FULL. So I simply thought it over, maybe it was a fluke, maybe it was a ---
"Dude why do you have Provoke as a dps? Where is your two rings? Why are you using a level 55 weapon? WHY ARE YOU A LANCER?"Â
The other dps which was a BRD suddenly called it out. Im  still there apparently tanking one last full hp scourge and a 25% one. With a half added geared LNC & a BRD (Which naturally aren't the best dps) + 3 SMN (just a /fantastic/ pug)
Maybe im dreaming this. . . I ask "why did you join my OF if you were gonna waste time? " simple question really.Â
"Just shut up and tank. If you're good I won't die and will dps regardless of my level. "
. . . . . . . . . OK THEN. Strike 1
We're at the conflagration phase, everything is going a little slower than normal. To cover for lack of dps every so often im juggling sword and shield oath while healers juggling cleric stance. Red triangle pops over the pole twirled. I told him to move to the soak side.
"Or you can be a smart Paladin and use cover on me."
*violent twitching* alright then. . .
Strike two.
I of course watched him get loled by Twitania for that. But sadly we had to restart him because his crappy dps was still needed.
Lord preserve me dives come. He gets hit one time. Everyone tells him not to run back to us.
He does it anyway. Marker pops above him again. Several people get knocked out into the death ring and die. Me, a healer and the DRG are still alive.Â
"You guys suck."
That's cute.
"No you're just a fucking awful dps. Even by lolgoon standards."
I love you healer.
Snakes pop. LNC uses PROVOKE again. Â
Strike 3.
I just trot outside the ring and die. Then leave duty once everyone else dies.
Never have I met someone like that join something like a FARM PARTY ON T5.
If I wasn't nice I would have said so much more than "Can you /not/ use a tank move?"
Kevin Gates - Told Me
