â— Work's the only thing that's keeping me talking to you. Â I take your shit, your company, your money, and your work because it's the only thing keeping me most days from reaching out, putting a thumb into your eye and pushing until it busts.
Menphina, the Lover — Does your character have any lovers?◠Fuck off, no.
Thaliak, the Scholar — What topics or subjects does your character like to learn about?◠Siegework's n'evolving craft.  Gotta keep up with metalworking, local carpentry, an those mad fucking alchemists that like t'make things explode if y'wanna stay current.  Trebuchets only get yez so far
Nymeia, the Spinner — Does your character have any extraordinary skills in crafting?◠I burned juss as many walls as I helped build.  Gotta be hundreds of weapons on the local battlefields and armory with my makers mark on em somewhere.  I done a lot of work in my time.  I figgure the shit I made will be killin people long after I'm gone..
Llymlaen, the Navigator — What is your character’s dream vacation? Where would they go? Who or what would they bring with them?◠The place doesn't exist anymore, so it ain't even a dream anymore.
Oschon, the Wanderer — Where is your character from? Where do they consider their home to be now?◠Ul'dah ain't home.  More like a rat nest I can crawl into when I need t'ae put my head down.  Don't trust cities enough t'stay in them for long.  Walls ain't safe.
Byregot, the Builder — What are the building blocks of your character’s personality from their childhood that determines their reactions and behaviors as an adult?◠Fury, stubbornness, determination, impulsiveness.  Yez thing I'm bad now You shoulda seen me before m'balls dropped..
Rhalgr, the Destroyer — If your character had the power, what would they destroy?Ââ— There's days I consider that mebee Dalmud shoulda finished the job and been done with it.
Azeyma, the Warden — Who has been the most important role model in your character’s life?◠Ain't none of them left.  All dead.  Way I figgure these days really the only things left even close would be the Limsa armor and smithin guilds.
Nald’thal, the Traders — What does your character do for a living? What is their favorite job to work on? What is their least favorite job to do?◠Sellsword, merchant, blacksmith.  Still do a lotta artisan work, large scale ore trade, and in between going somewhere and doing terrible things to people for money.  I like that last one.  A lot.   Really the politics of merchanting is the least favorite part of it, but it's it's own kind of violence and brutality, so even that ain't always so bad.
Nophica, the Matron — Describe your character’s parents? Who is their mother? Who is their father?◠M'parents were good people.  Neither of em were people of note, unless yez lived in m'village.  Good people.  By my standards.  Make that what yez will.
Althyk, the Keeper — If your character could go back into the past and change one thing, what would it be and why?◠Hour long swearing tirade.
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