YOUR PARTY SCHEDULE
1) WELCOME
- Opening words from your hostess, and meet our guest of honor, Erik Mynhier.
- Meet the staff and your hostesses for the evening.
2) DIVA TIME
- We get this party started with a little song and dance performance - enjoy, boys.
INTERMINGLE:
- Mingle and meet the guests, and enjoy our full service bar. Our first party game begins in less than half a bell, but in the meantime, consult our menus and see what's good. Food and drink selections are provided courtesy of the Wanderer's Lantern, one of Lavender Beds' finest inns.
Food Menu
http://tonberrytradingtroupe.enjin.com/f...-food-menu
Drink Menu
http://tonberrytradingtroupe.enjin.com/f...drink-menu
3) BLACKBALL DRINKING CHALLENGE
Lift, drink, and brag with the Blackball Strongman's Shooters contest.
We have no idea whose twisted idea this was, but whoever it was, was the kind of person we want to invite to all our parties. Turns out that we've got this 50-Ponze sphere of polished onyx, see, and some mad genius of a stonemason carved out a little cup-sized notch out of it, enough to hold a triple-shot of your favorite killer drink. Think you can lift it? Think you can lift it quickly and smoothly enough to drink without spilling any? It takes a special combination of muscle, thirst and determination, and every success will be rewarded with bragging rights, and a kiss from one of our hostesses.
(The rules are simple: get a 750 or above on /random, and you win! Otherwise, emote out your loss to the Blackball, and show some style either way.)
INTERMINGLE
Take another break to meet and greet the guests, eat and be merry. But don't eat too much, because in less than another half a bell..
4) CHOCOBO CHOWDOWN CHALLENGE
Who's got guts of iron? Who can eat like a bird - and not from a bird - and take it as well as your best mount? We mean your chocobo, but thanks for thinking of us. Please read the rules for this group eating contest here:
The Chocobo Chowdown
http://tonberrytradingtroupe.enjin.com/f...-challenge
INTERMINGLE
Settle your stomachs and find a friend, because we've got one more thing before we come to an end. Chat it up, but get ready for...
5) TESTIMONIALS
Who knows Erik? Do you know Erik? We invite friends, comrades, jealous rivals and maybe even rabblerousers to the stage, where they will be asked to share a brief thought, message, or warning for our guest of honor, before he's too married to hear it. Prepare a two-line message for our groom-to-be, and let him know what he's in for.
6) AFTERPARTY
Thank you for coming! To those of you attending the Grindstone tonight, we'll end the offiicial event so you can get to the greatest show of combat prowess in Eorzea. For those choosing to stay, perhaps we can tempt you with a little gambling, where the stakes might not be what you think, or may be exactly what you think. Read up on our special house gambling rules, the Three Fates, and see if getting lucky is in the cards for you:
Three Fates - Your Gambling Solution
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Guests - if you wish to participate in the Chowdown or the Blackball contest, or would like to plan a Testimonial for Erik, please leave a message in this thread, so we can create a roster, or send a PM to Nathan Telluride.
Staff and Hostesses - We will be organizing a pre-party meeting to familiarize you with the venue and our events. Please leave a message in this thread, or send a PM to Nathan Telluride, to confirm your interest in volunteering.
"But in the laugh there was another voice. A clearer laugh, an ironic laugh. A laugh which laughs because it chooses not to weep."
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