Three Blondes walk into a bar
A man walks into a bar, a rather nice one with peanuts on the counter and a fruitmachine in the corner, and orders a drink, whilst the barman pours it out, he hears some voices commenting on his clothes. 'You look nice, meeting a pretty lass?' looking around he see's no one else at the bar, and believes himself to be hearing things. When he gets the drink he goes to the fruit machine, and looses several pounds without getting anything in return. Again he hears a voice, but this time it's calling him names 'Your a dumb one, aintcha. Really thought you'd strike it rich? don't make me laugh.' And again, he looks about, and doesn't see anyone.
He wonders over to the barman, leans over and asks 'say, I think I'm going mad, first I heard voices saying I looked nice, and then I heard ones insulting me...' The barman looks at him, and nods, responding....
A man walks into a bar, a rather nice one with peanuts on the counter and a fruitmachine in the corner, and orders a drink, whilst the barman pours it out, he hears some voices commenting on his clothes. 'You look nice, meeting a pretty lass?' looking around he see's no one else at the bar, and believes himself to be hearing things. When he gets the drink he goes to the fruit machine, and looses several pounds without getting anything in return. Again he hears a voice, but this time it's calling him names 'Your a dumb one, aintcha. Really thought you'd strike it rich? don't make me laugh.' And again, he looks about, and doesn't see anyone.
He wonders over to the barman, leans over and asks 'say, I think I'm going mad, first I heard voices saying I looked nice, and then I heard ones insulting me...' The barman looks at him, and nods, responding....
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