(04-30-2015, 04:36 PM)FreelanceWizard Wrote: Here's a couple of super-nerdy ones:
There are 10 type of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't.
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A rope walks into a bar and tries to order a drink. Bartender looks at him and says "Hey, we don't serve ropes here. Get out!" Not wanting to start a fuss, but wanting that drink, the rope ducks around a corner. After mussing up his hair, he twists himself up a bit before approaching the bar again. Bartender looks at him and says "Hey, aren't you that rope I told off a second ago?" Rope replies: "No, I'm a frayed knot."
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(04-30-2015, 04:31 PM)Cliodhna Eoghan Wrote: ohh man....ive heard my fair share of blonde jokes over the years but i've laughed along since i like to think i've got some sort of brain....but this could be one of the reasons why i keep dying my hair red xD
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on a road trip when their car breaks down in the middle of a desert. They agree that, to survive, they'll have to gather supplies. They split up and return a few hours later with their findings. The brunette says she's found a body of water, so they won't be thirsty. The redhead found some scraggly bushes with berries they can eat. The blond brings the car door, so they can roll down the window when they get hot.
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A man comes home to show off his new fiancee to his mother. She has a twin sister, so he decides to spice the event up by making it a game. He presents the two of them to her - both dressed in the same clothes with the same makeup and their hair in the same style. He turns to his mother and tells her that he's engaged to one of them, and asks her to guess which one. The mother looks over the two for but an instant before correctly choosing the right one.
When her son asks how she knew, the mother responds: "I don't like her."
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