The truthful version of this is too revealing, so here's an IC version instead.
Halone, the Fury — What are you passionate about?
â— As far as you know, cash. Maybe fish? That sounds nasty, but they taste great and look great on the wall. What more is there to say?
Menphina, the Lover — Do you have any lovers?
â— No. No, thank you. No, no, and no.
Thaliak, the Scholar — What topics or subjects do you like to learn about?
â— That depends on who I have to learn it from. You? How to get away from you. Someone who actually knows what they're talking about? Anything. Books? Even more anything. These days, I'm especially interested in population geography, but only as a hobby. Applies to fish, too, you know.
Nymeia, the Spinner — Do you have any extraordinary skills in crafting?
â— Extraordinary? I know how to make all sorts of things. I've learned from a lot of different people all over Eorzea. But I wouldn't call any of them extraordinary. The best I've got is amateur chemistry.
Llymlaen, the Navigator — What is your dream vacation? Where would you go? Who or what would you bring with you?
â— If I thought I could get there, Meracydia. There's got to be so many things to learn there. I'd go with nothing but the clothes on my back, start from the beginning, learn everything, try everything. Somewhere more reasonable? Ishgard. If all this dragon business doesn't turn out for the worst, I'll be there as soon as tourism gets the go ahead, which it must if they're going to be asking for outside help all the time.
Oschon, the Wanderer — Where is your character from? Where do you consider your home to be now?
â— Born and bred Ul'dahn, sort of, but I've done a lot of travelling round in circles between the city states. I still live in Ul'dah, technically, but I don't like to stay homebound for more than a couple days at a time.
Byregot, the Builder — What are the building blocks of your personality from your childhood that determine your reactions and behaviors as an adult?
â— You get beat up enough, you watch your friends get beat up, you start to form opinions, you know.
Rhalgr, the Destroyer — If you had the power, what would you destroy?
â— Ahahaha! Almost everyone I meet. It's a good thing I don't have the power, huh?
Azeyma, the Warden — Who has been the most important role model in your life?
â— That's a hard question to answer. Actually, it's an easy question to answer, but I'm just not going to answer it.
Nald’thal, the Traders — What do you do for a living? What is your favorite job to work on? What is your least favorite job to do?
â— I find things and fix things, things that don't necessarily want to be found, and problems that need to be fixed before too many people know they're broken. I like doing things so that the only people who know I've succeeded are me and the person who paid me. I hate doing things that call attention to myself, but that has to be done on at least some level in order to get any work at all.
Nophica, the Matron — Describe your parents? Who is your mother? Who is your father?
â— Easy. Don't know. Never met them.
Althyk, the Keeper — If you could go back into the past and change one thing, what would it be and why?
â— There are certain people who should never have been born. Let's put it that way. It gets to the point without needing the detail.
Halone, the Fury — What are you passionate about?
â— As far as you know, cash. Maybe fish? That sounds nasty, but they taste great and look great on the wall. What more is there to say?
Menphina, the Lover — Do you have any lovers?
â— No. No, thank you. No, no, and no.
Thaliak, the Scholar — What topics or subjects do you like to learn about?
â— That depends on who I have to learn it from. You? How to get away from you. Someone who actually knows what they're talking about? Anything. Books? Even more anything. These days, I'm especially interested in population geography, but only as a hobby. Applies to fish, too, you know.
Nymeia, the Spinner — Do you have any extraordinary skills in crafting?
â— Extraordinary? I know how to make all sorts of things. I've learned from a lot of different people all over Eorzea. But I wouldn't call any of them extraordinary. The best I've got is amateur chemistry.
Llymlaen, the Navigator — What is your dream vacation? Where would you go? Who or what would you bring with you?
â— If I thought I could get there, Meracydia. There's got to be so many things to learn there. I'd go with nothing but the clothes on my back, start from the beginning, learn everything, try everything. Somewhere more reasonable? Ishgard. If all this dragon business doesn't turn out for the worst, I'll be there as soon as tourism gets the go ahead, which it must if they're going to be asking for outside help all the time.
Oschon, the Wanderer — Where is your character from? Where do you consider your home to be now?
â— Born and bred Ul'dahn, sort of, but I've done a lot of travelling round in circles between the city states. I still live in Ul'dah, technically, but I don't like to stay homebound for more than a couple days at a time.
Byregot, the Builder — What are the building blocks of your personality from your childhood that determine your reactions and behaviors as an adult?
â— You get beat up enough, you watch your friends get beat up, you start to form opinions, you know.
Rhalgr, the Destroyer — If you had the power, what would you destroy?
â— Ahahaha! Almost everyone I meet. It's a good thing I don't have the power, huh?
Azeyma, the Warden — Who has been the most important role model in your life?
â— That's a hard question to answer. Actually, it's an easy question to answer, but I'm just not going to answer it.
Nald’thal, the Traders — What do you do for a living? What is your favorite job to work on? What is your least favorite job to do?
â— I find things and fix things, things that don't necessarily want to be found, and problems that need to be fixed before too many people know they're broken. I like doing things so that the only people who know I've succeeded are me and the person who paid me. I hate doing things that call attention to myself, but that has to be done on at least some level in order to get any work at all.
Nophica, the Matron — Describe your parents? Who is your mother? Who is your father?
â— Easy. Don't know. Never met them.
Althyk, the Keeper — If you could go back into the past and change one thing, what would it be and why?
â— There are certain people who should never have been born. Let's put it that way. It gets to the point without needing the detail.