"Why'm I headin' to Ishgard? Follow the gil, friend. Y'damn right there's money t'be made there, especially now that they're tits-deep in angry lizard.
I've actually hedged all m'bets on it--burnt nearly all of my coin on this 'ere Magitek axe. Guy at th'Ironworks assures me it'll cleave intae dragonhide faster than an Ul'dah Monetarist speaks dodo shite...and I can't think of a better lot to fleece of as much coin as possible as those zealot morons of th'Holy See."
*she spits*
"Holy bleedin' See...didn't see any'a that comin' down on yer fool heads, did ya?
...'course it's not all about coin. I'm sure there's a fair lot of folks who've been ground under some 'knightly' heel an' are likely now seein' things crash around them on account of th'Dravanians. So they'll likely need what aid I can offer as well....
But mostly it's about gil."
I've actually hedged all m'bets on it--burnt nearly all of my coin on this 'ere Magitek axe. Guy at th'Ironworks assures me it'll cleave intae dragonhide faster than an Ul'dah Monetarist speaks dodo shite...and I can't think of a better lot to fleece of as much coin as possible as those zealot morons of th'Holy See."
*she spits*
"Holy bleedin' See...didn't see any'a that comin' down on yer fool heads, did ya?
...'course it's not all about coin. I'm sure there's a fair lot of folks who've been ground under some 'knightly' heel an' are likely now seein' things crash around them on account of th'Dravanians. So they'll likely need what aid I can offer as well....
But mostly it's about gil."
