A blonde walks into an appliance store and asks to purchase the TV behind the counter. The store owner shakes his head and responds, "We don't sell to blondes." A few weeks later she returns with her hair dyed brown. Again, asking to purchase the TV, she is told, "We don't sell to blondes." She returns a few weeks later with her hair dyed black and is told once again, "We don't sell to blondes." Exasperated, the girl throws her hands up and asks, "How do you always know I'm a blonde!?"
The store owner replies, "Because that's not a TV, that's a microwave."
And a punny one for you all,
I recently attended a theater production about puns.
The store owner replies, "Because that's not a TV, that's a microwave."
And a punny one for you all,
I recently attended a theater production about puns.
