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A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] |
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11-03-2015, 02:51 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-14-2015, 01:35 AM by GloryRhodes.)
LIMSA LOMINSA'S FAVORITE BEVERAGE!


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A Tall Mast Can Take You Far
But Bronco Gives You That Something Extra
To Keep Your Rudder Straight
NOW ON SALE AT THE MISSING MEMBER!


HAPPY STARLIGHT!
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Bronco Reborn and Dubious Distributions
Wish all of you a Happy Holidays


BRONCO REBORN
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A New Formula!
A New Feeling!
Don't be fooled by competitors!
BRONCO REBORN!
5 gil at the Ruby Road Exchange, Dubious Distributions and The Grindstone!


Dubious Distributions is not responsible for any adverse physical, mental or aetherial effects caused by consumption of Bronco Reborn Energy Tonic.  Questions as to the ingredients of Bronco Reborn will be met with rhetoric and evasiveness.  Test groups have suffered minor myocardial infaction in rare cases.  Drink at your own risk.




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My name is Spahro Llorn, creator of Bronco Reborn.  Recently, many claims have been made about Bronco Grease Energy Tonic, and I'm here to tell you that we at Dubious Distributions have looked into them.  Bronco Reborn is our promise to Eorzea to strive for ever greater heights, and to not rest on our laurels, content in simply being the best.  Many competitors and imitators have sprung up in recent moons trying to ride our hard work and dedication to you, the customer, with inferior and dangerous products.  We promise that Bronco Reborn will continue to be the leader in Energy Tonics made to precise alchemical specifications by our in house alchemist.  Designed with the hard working men and women of Eorzea in mind, there is nothing in the world like Bronco Reborn, and I'll stand by that.


Spahro Llorn
Vice President of BG Products
Dubious Distributions


LIKE A PHOENIX FROM THE ASHES
IT LIVES.  IT DIES.  IT LIVES AGAIN!


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BRONCO REBORN!


OUR FORMULA WAS WEAK.
WE CHANGED IT.
OUR POWER WASN'T POWERFUL ENOUGH.
WE ADDED MORE.
OUR POSTERS DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH HALF NAKED MODELS!
SO HERE'S SIX OF THEM!


SIX TIMES THE POWER!
SIX TIMES THE FLAVOR!
SIX TIMES THE BRONCO!


Dubious Distributions is not responsible for any adverse physical, mental or aetherial effects caused by consumption of Bronco Reborn Energy Tonic.  Questions as to the ingredients of Bronco Reborn will be met with rhetoric and evasiveness.  Test groups have suffered minor pneumothorax in rare cases.  Drink at your own risk.

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A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by GloryRhodes - 11-03-2015, 02:51 AM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by Telluride - 11-03-2015, 03:00 AM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by Capheira - 11-03-2015, 03:21 AM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by Boo the Hamster - 11-03-2015, 03:47 AM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by FallenFedora - 11-03-2015, 07:37 AM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by Garalona - 11-03-2015, 09:09 AM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by -no longer matters- - 11-03-2015, 09:40 AM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by Manari - 11-03-2015, 10:31 AM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by Lan Darklyn - 11-03-2015, 11:39 AM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by Vyce - 11-03-2015, 11:44 AM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by Anstarra - 11-03-2015, 12:13 PM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by Mimiru - 11-03-2015, 12:35 PM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by Faye - 11-03-2015, 03:48 PM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by Leggerless - 11-03-2015, 04:06 PM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by Leanne - 11-03-2015, 04:35 PM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by Zelmanov - 11-03-2015, 05:14 PM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by Reppu - 11-03-2015, 06:18 PM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by FreelanceWizard - 11-03-2015, 06:39 PM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by Star Lin - 11-03-2015, 09:18 PM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by Momoka - 11-05-2015, 04:15 AM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by Rufus Wightman - 11-05-2015, 05:00 AM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by GloryRhodes - 12-10-2015, 01:35 AM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by ShadowedKnight - 12-10-2015, 01:07 PM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by GloryRhodes - 12-11-2015, 03:23 AM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by Sig - 12-11-2015, 05:24 PM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by GloryRhodes - 12-11-2015, 11:05 PM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by Zaheela - 12-13-2015, 05:55 AM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by Kellach Woods - 12-13-2015, 09:24 AM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by GloryRhodes - 12-14-2015, 01:32 AM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by Nirri - 12-14-2015, 02:54 AM
RE: A LEGEND REBORN [BRONCO GREASE!] - by Capheira - 12-14-2015, 04:40 PM

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