
"Wow Dogberry Himalspyr, rescuing those Orphans from that burning building got you a free ride on Santa's Nice List for years to come!"
If by "orphans" you mean "prison guards" and by "rescuing" you mean "killing" and by burning building you mean "the jail you were placed in just before your execution for high treason" then uh, yeah. Nice list. Santa really hates the Maelstrom, apparently.
"Iskierka Stormspeaker do you kiss your Mom with that mouth?! Santa puts kids on the Naughty List for cursing, and frankly you've got a mouth like a Sailor! Naughty List for you."
C'MON SANTA SHE'S AN ARCANIST SHE'S SUPPOSED TO CURSE! IT'S HER JOB!
If by "orphans" you mean "prison guards" and by "rescuing" you mean "killing" and by burning building you mean "the jail you were placed in just before your execution for high treason" then uh, yeah. Nice list. Santa really hates the Maelstrom, apparently.
"Iskierka Stormspeaker do you kiss your Mom with that mouth?! Santa puts kids on the Naughty List for cursing, and frankly you've got a mouth like a Sailor! Naughty List for you."
C'MON SANTA SHE'S AN ARCANIST SHE'S SUPPOSED TO CURSE! IT'S HER JOB!
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