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GloryRhodes GloryRhodes Find all posts by this user Muckraker Posts:215 Joined:Jul 2014 Character:Spahro Llorn Server:Balmung Reputation: 169 Advertisement: BRONCO GREASE! | #1 08-12-2015, 12:31 AM (This post was last modified: 09-15-2015, 01:26 PM by GloryRhodes.) (Edited to Include All Ads at Top) BRONCO GREASE PLAYING WITH THE BOYS? THE GREASE LUBES YOU UP! TAKE A POUNDING! WITH BRONCO GREASE! Dubious Distributions is not responsible for any adverse physical, mental or aetherial effects caused by consumption of Bronco Grease Energy Tonic.  Questions as to the ingredients of Bronco Grease will be met with rhetoric and evasiveness.  Drink at your own risk. VICTORY! THE LEGEND CONTINUES BRONCO GREASE! This weekend only, behold the majesty of BRONCO GREASE in action!  Only at the Grindstone can you see Bronco sponsored fighters emerge triumphant from the flames of conflict! DRINK BRONCO! DRINK VICTORY! Dubious Distributions is not responsible for any adverse physical, mental or aetherial effects caused by consumption of Bronco Grease Energy Tonic.  Questions as to the ingredients of Bronco Grease will be met with rhetoric and evasiveness.  Drink at your own risk. BRONCO GREASE IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE THE BRONCO NEVER SLEEPS ON SALE EVERYWHERE! 5 GIL A BOTTLE! Dubious Distributions is not responsible for any adverse physical, mental or aetherial effects caused by consumption of Bronco Grease Energy Tonic.  Questions as to the ingredients of Bronco Grease will be met with rhetoric and evasiveness.  Drink at your own risk. BRONCO GREASE! 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BRONCO STORM! ON SALE AT THE GRINDSTONE! 7 GIL A BOTTLE! Dubious Distributions is not responsible for any adverse physical, mental or aetherial effects caused by consumption of Bronco Grease Energy Tonic.  Questions as to the ingredients of Bronco Grease will be met with rhetoric and evasiveness.  Drink at your own risk. BRONCO GREASE! PROTECT THE ONES YOU LOVE! SERVE THE PUBLIC GOOD! STAB BADGUYS IN THE FACE! ON SALE AT THE GRINDSTONE! 5 GIL A BOTTLE! Dubious Distributions is not responsible for any adverse physical, mental or aetherial effects caused by consumption of Bronco Grease Energy Tonic.  Questions as to the ingredients of Bronco Grease will be met with rhetoric and evasiveness.  Drink at your own risk. BRONCO GREASE! Not just for fighters! Aetherochemical reactions power your magic! MORE AETHER! MORE AWESOME! ON SALE AT THE GRINDSTONE! 5 GIL A BOTTLE! Dubious Distributions is not responsible for any adverse physical, mental or aetherial effects caused by consumption of Bronco Grease Energy Tonic.  Questions as to the ingredients of Bronco Grease will be met with rhetoric and evasiveness.  Drink at your own risk. Bronco Grease! Eorzea's Most Powerful Energy Tonic! Fight Harder! Last Longer! KICK SOME ARSE! ON SALE AT THE GRINDSTONE! 5 Gil a Bottle! Dubious Distributions is not responsible for any adverse physical, mental or aetherial effects caused by consumption of Bronco Grease Energy Tonic.  Questions as to the ingredients of Bronco Grease will be met with rhetoric and evasiveness.  Drink at your own risk. Spahro Llorn (BALMUNG) Yga Thunderfell (BALMUNG)

Anstarra Anstarra Find all posts by this user Visit this user's website "Pure Dayum" Posts:417 Joined:Aug 2013 Character:Anstarra Silverain Linkshell:Rendezvous of Stars Server:Balmung Reputation: 44 RE: Advertisement: BRONCO GREASE! | #2 08-12-2015, 12:37 AM Anstarra looks at the poster, a light smirk on her lips, and nods approvingly. "Yes, this ought to sell." Then she frowns, and sighs. "Five gil a bottle? At that price, I don't think I'm going to ask Verad what's in it after all..." She goes back to inspecting the picture, her smile returning. "The image came out really well, too. That shine. It's just as well we didn't go with the bunny suit... maybe next time..." Dice in FFXIV? FATE-14! Anstarra's Wiki Page! | Anstarra's Fate-14 Sheet!

Coatleque Coatleque Find all posts by this user Damaged Goods Posts:1,822 Joined:May 2014 Character:Florence Fishbane(Crofte) Linkshell:N/A Server:Balmung Reputation: 504 Timezone:UTC-5 RE: Advertisement: BRONCO GREASE! | #3 08-12-2015, 11:08 AM Coatleque stares at the advertisement for a good five minutes before she regains control over her jaw. "I don't recall drinking last night. I never even said that! And why in all the realms is my name so big...?" The sound of laughter from the hallway somehow evelvated the temperature of the cramped little office by fifty degrees. She crept around her desk to close the door and isolate herself in the hopes that this day would end swiftly. Wiki | Directory | Sketchbook

Steel Wolf Steel Wolf Find all posts by this user Visit this user's website Smirking and Berserking Posts:1,741 Joined:Jan 2014 Character:Steel Wolf Server:Balmung Reputation: 225 Timezone:UTC-9 RE: Advertisement: BRONCO GREASE! | #4 08-12-2015, 11:12 AM Steel looked to the left. Then to the right. Then hurriedly plucked a flyer from the wall, folded it and tucked it into her belt pouch, clearing her throat as she did. She then casually walked off, eyes looking around as if she were shopping for something. Just act natural.... Character Wiki l Personal Blog

Dogberry Dogberry Find all posts by this user Ayyyy we want some role play Posts:1,407 Joined:Mar 2010 Character:Dogberry Himalspyr Linkshell:Broken Chairs Server:Balmung Reputation: 275 RE: Advertisement: BRONCO GREASE! | #5 08-12-2015, 11:20 AM (This post was last modified: 08-12-2015, 11:21 AM by Dogberry.) It was cold and often lonely in Dogberry's, or rather his assumed identity Bharfyst's, newly rented tenement in The Brume. The stone floors and walls were poor insulation from the cold, and visits from Bryn were few and far between, leaving him with only the warmth of his paltry little wood stove. He hated his exile to Ishgard, and looked for any piece of home he could find to comfort him through when the cold and the fog crept in. He had managed to find a copy of the Tonberry's Lantern when someone had left it on the bench they were sitting on. He picked it up and scurried back home. Dogberry was sitting on his bed when he came across the advertisement. He smiled at the picture. He tore out the advertisement and placed it under his mattress. It had been a few days since he had seen Bryn last. This picture would do to keep him warm in the long, cold night until he saw her again. No Gods and Precious Few Heroes

Edgar Edgar Find all posts by this user Catboy Hideo Kojima Posts:1,479 Joined:Sep 2013 Character:Kokoporo Papaporo Linkshell:A-XII Server:Balmung Reputation: 140 Timezone:UTC-6 RE: Advertisement: BRONCO GREASE! | #6 08-12-2015, 11:22 AM Koporo gripped the article between his hands, tilting his head at the image of Crofte "advertising" one of Spahro's products. "...Well, ne'er let it be said ya didnae look good in a picture, Ser Crofte. But..." He shook his head, laying the newspaper down on the table. "This is somethin' disrespectful." Taking a swig from his flask full of pear juice, Koporo would hop down from the table and waddle off, muttering to himself about how poor Crofte couldn't catch a break, as he set off to find her. Edgar Gandervalt|Kokoporo Papaporo Aradial Avagnar Ed's RPC Questions

Berrod Armstrong Berrod Armstrong Find all posts by this user Visit this user's website Buff, Rough n' Scruff. Posts:1,885 Joined:Oct 2013 Character:Berrod Armstrong Linkshell:Astral Agents Server:Balmung Reputation: 457 RE: Advertisement: BRONCO GREASE! | #7 08-12-2015, 11:26 AM Berrod Armstrong sipped from his mug of juice as he exited the Astral Agency headquarters. The morning air was crisp, and the rising sun glittered upon the metal fixings of the Goblet property's fences. For the sake of minimal decency he donned a pair of loose white trousers; he couldn't fetch the morning news in the raw, after all. Casually he picked up the tightly folded periodical to give it a quick flip through. The ad of the scantily clad Highlander brought a slight, typically lecherous smirk to his lips -- then he recognized who it was.  Needless to say, his mouthful of juice soaked the page through. Berrod Armstrong's Wiki

-no longer matters- -no longer matters- Find all posts by this user Visit this user's website Hiding in plain sight. Posts:496 Joined:Nov 2013 Character:??? Server:Balmung Reputation: 43 Timezone:UTC-5 RE: Advertisement: BRONCO GREASE! | #8 08-12-2015, 11:34 AM (This post was last modified: 08-12-2015, 11:36 AM by -no longer matters-.) War Siren saw the flyer and stopped and just looked at it.... "I don't care how much energy this beverage gives you, if a blow makes it past her shield, and sword she'll be cleaved in-half in that get up...." *shakes her head grumbling about "how she could fill that outfit out better anyways" with a jealous tone as she walks away.* Playing some character, maybe on Balmung, maybe not. (Or am I hiding in the shadow next to you, maybe even posing as your best friend?) Deviant Art

Leggerless Leggerless Find all posts by this user Like Sounsyy, but for Math Posts:281 Joined:Dec 2014 Character:W'chaza Yheli Server:Balmung Reputation: 36 Timezone:UTC-6 RE: Advertisement: BRONCO GREASE! | #9 08-12-2015, 11:56 AM Elise sat at a table in the Manufactory, evaluating one of the new designs expected to start production before the next moon. She glances to her left, spotting this flyer, and pauses. With a quick swipe of her right hand she grasped the flyer and slid it across the table to the candlelight to read it. "Hm. Bronco Grease. With a picture of a... good looking, yet scantily clad woman whom I may or may not have seen before." She let out a sensible chuckle, but read further down, her eyes widening in surprise. "5 gil a bottle?! Now there's--wait. How big of a bottle though..." She plops her chin on her left hand to ponder over whether or not this item is worth the cost of traveling to and from Ul'dah. A smirk on her face soon emerges and she places the design back in the container she got it from. "I'm going to investigate a substitute for firesand, so I'll be gone for today--possibly this week. Remember to meet the quota, everyone." she says, loud enough for the workers to hear. With a wave of her hand, she exits the building. How to get Popular in RP |-| Motivation for New RPers Walk-Up RP Optimisation |-| My Tumblr |-| Wiki

V'aleera V'aleera Find all posts by this user Halone Does Not Approve Posts:784 Joined:Sep 2014 Character:V'aleera Lhuil Linkshell:Ishgard RP Server:Balmung Reputation: 148 Timezone:UTC-5 RE: Advertisement: BRONCO GREASE! | #10 08-12-2015, 02:31 PM Having sent on their way with promise of punishment a trio of sellswords half a bell late for their assigned duty, V'aleera peered down at the mess of papers scattered on the floor of one of Falcon Nest's old storage rooms. She reached down to pick up the piece which seemed to have held the lion's share of the trio's attention, "What nonsense is this? Ul'dahns are not only content to sell some scam of a product, but must also place at risk a poor woman's dignity in the process?" She shakes her head in disapproval, but continues to peer at the figure on the page. Unable to shake the feeling that the face was a familiar one, she folded the advertisement and placed it in the satchel at her side. This would require further inspection at a later date and in the comfort of a more private locale. V'aleera's Wiki - https://wiki.ffxiv-roleplayers.com/pages...eera_Lhuil V'aleera's Tumblr - valeeralhuil.tumblr.com

Telluride Telluride Find all posts by this user String Theorist Posts:1,171 Joined:Oct 2014 Character:Nathan Telluride Server:Balmung Reputation: 254 RE: Advertisement: BRONCO GREASE! | #11 08-12-2015, 04:36 PM The bard stopped, peered at the poster, and squinted, mouthing a few silent numbers. "I thought there were supposed to be five of them. Eh, difficult to tell at this angle." "But in the laugh there was another voice. A clearer laugh, an ironic laugh. A laugh which laughs because it chooses not to weep."

GloryRhodes GloryRhodes Find all posts by this user Muckraker Posts:215 Joined:Jul 2014 Character:Spahro Llorn Server:Balmung Reputation: 169 RE: Advertisement: BRONCO GREASE! | #12 08-13-2015, 01:31 AM BRONCO GREASE! Not just for fighters! Aetherochemical reactions power your magic! MORE AETHER! MORE AWESOME! ON SALE AT THE GRINDSTONE! 5 GIL A BOTTLE! Dubious Distributions is not responsible for any adverse physical, mental or aetherial effects caused by consumption of Bronco Grease Energy Tonic.  Questions as to the ingredients of Bronco Grease will be met with rhetoric and evasiveness.  Drink at your own risk. Spahro Llorn (BALMUNG) Yga Thunderfell (BALMUNG)

Cliodhna Eoghan Cliodhna Eoghan Find all posts by this user Nightshade Posts:1,729 Joined:Sep 2014 Character:Cliodhna Eoghan Linkshell:The Red Wings Server:Balmung Reputation: 168 RE: Advertisement: BRONCO GREASE! | #13 08-13-2015, 02:00 AM Cliodhna had passed over both ads at first without much attention; hand reaching for her coffee. It was one of the seldom days her and Erik were able to share breakfast and though it was spent quietly reading the paper, the quite was nice. Then it caught her eye; glancing back at the first ad with raised brows as she read the model's name. If this was the same person; the ad appearance seemed vastly different than the previously described personality. "....Erik....Don't you know her?" Cliodhna asked, flipping over the paper so he could see. too sexy to keep unhidden Show Content Spoiler

Anstarra Anstarra Find all posts by this user Visit this user's website "Pure Dayum" Posts:417 Joined:Aug 2013 Character:Anstarra Silverain Linkshell:Rendezvous of Stars Server:Balmung Reputation: 44 RE: Advertisement: BRONCO GREASE! | #14 08-13-2015, 08:43 PM Anstarra stares at the second image, taking a deep breath and slowly exhaling. "Mrr.. bloody hells." She leaned back, running her fingers through her hair. "Bad enough half her clanmates want to molest her..." A thought occurred to her, and she blinked. "Kiht's gonna have kittens. And not the fun way, either. Haha..." It was definitely not proper for people to see her like this. That was why An peeled off the poster, carefully rolling it up. Not so she could hide it someplace like a scrapbook or the like. That would be silly. "...okay, one more peek. Yup, still scandalous... godsdammit, Spahro..." Dice in FFXIV? FATE-14! Anstarra's Wiki Page! | Anstarra's Fate-14 Sheet!

Boo the Hamster Boo the Hamster Find all posts by this user Wanderer Posts:120 Joined:Feb 2014 Character:Enju Abbagliato Server:Balmung Reputation: 12 RE: Advertisement: BRONCO GREASE! | #15 08-13-2015, 10:36 PM (This post was last modified: 08-13-2015, 10:47 PM by Boo the Hamster.) Enju was shuffling through the Drowned Wench, his ears listening to an unusual amount of jeering from some of the sailors there.  He looked toward the posters in surprise.  He decided not to speak aloud, taking a closer look as he went through his thoughts. 'Crofte?  That's an odd choice for her.  Let alone Nihka.  Wonder why Nihka decided to go for that sort of choice.  Still, I can definitely say they both..' He shook his head with that clearing the thoughts from his head, deciding he may as well pick up the paper, and a poster for later.  Might make for a good story to hear. FATE Character Sheet

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