I think I just sh*t my britches.
First off, Gunner. You can't EVER convince me I didn't just see someone fire a gun.
Second, Hildibrand! You know you want him.
Third, the  Aesthetician was simply-and you HAVE to read this is the most flaming way possible-
FAAABUUULOOOOOOOOUSSSS~!
To be forgotten is worse than death