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Edgar · **12-11-2014, 11:29 PM**

I believe this is a necessity. We all have issues, be they with various facets of life, or with other people, and eventually, we all reach a point where something has to give or we're going to burst a blood vessel.

I'm establishing this thread as the go to thread for the snarkiest among us to come and vent our frustration in the most positive way possible, though, there MUST be ground rules:

Anonymity must be protected. Be as vague about people as possible. No photos of the person, no namedropping, no addresses, no IPs, etc. Pick a name for the person if you must.Â
This is NOT a thread to passively expose people who harass others online or generally break the rules. Those kinds of things are best sent to the administration. If someone is hurting you online, this is not the place to post about it. And if you are suffering verbal or physical abuse in the real world, this is also not the place, though I ENCOURAGE YOU to get help. Overall, I think it should be fairly obvious what is appropriate to vent about in this thread: the little things that piss us off.
Please don't vent about shit that hasn't actually happened. As inconvenient as I can imagine the day of the nuclear chickens is to the farming industry, you're wasting our time if it hasn't actually caused you any grief because it's a figment of your imagination. The same goes for over-exaggerating the details: You stubbed your toe, it didn't explode in a bloody mess upon the surface of the wall like a bad horror film.

And with that, I'd like to request Freelance keep an eye on this thread. Now then, vent away!

-Please don't make me regret this thread.

Gharen · **12-11-2014, 11:38 PM**

(12-11-2014, 11:29 PM)Edgar Wrote: -Please don't make me regret this thread.

The fact that you had add this means you probably will.

Faye · **12-11-2014, 11:42 PM**

This is gonna turn to straight up drama in the blink of an eye... lol.

Oli! · **12-11-2014, 11:47 PM**

I keep getting hungry at 3 AM and there's nothing open at that hour so I have to sit in bed awake and starving.

Also I hate all of you. Especially Faye and Gharen [NAMES REDACTED] because they kicked my puppy when I was but a wee lad still roaming the rolling fields of my youth.

These are things that happened and I have my whole friends list as witnesses. Guards, arrest them. Uploading IPs for truth and great justice.

Faye · **12-11-2014, 11:48 PM**

(12-11-2014, 11:47 PM)Oli! Wrote: I keep getting hungry at 3 AM and there's nothing open at that hour so I have to sit in bed awake and starving.

Also I hate all of you. Especially Faye and Gharen [NAMES REDACTED] because they kicked my puppy when I was but a wee lad still roaming the rolling fields of my youth.

These are things that happened and I have my whole friends list as witnesses. Guards, arrest them. Uploading IPs for truth and great justice.

Shut up, your puppy had it coming!

Blue · **12-11-2014, 11:50 PM**

It's cold as hell in this room and I can't help it in any way I already haven't.

Was it REALLY necessary to make bands tradable? Now all those players with more RL money than me will claim all the houses before my FC has a chance to make that amount...

UGHHHH SE, fix your servers already! I've been DCing all damn night >_< !

Gegenji · **12-11-2014, 11:59 PM**

(12-11-2014, 11:50 PM)Blue Wrote: UGHHHH SE, fix your servers already! I've been DCing all damn night >_< !

I can get behind this one quite easily. Nothing more frustrating that the sudden onset of lag that just seems to happen at the oddest times, not even content to stick to the usual "high traffic" periods. And it always has to hit when I'm doing something important, like healing a boss or dealing with that stupid Mythril Golem from the Alexandrite maps. Frustrated

Hyakki · **12-12-2014, 12:02 AM**

I'm not happy withe the way RP relationships go for Seiko. Perhaps $20 is better spent on fantasia and a rename instead of marriage that will never happen. At least then I can focus on non RP objectives without feeling sorry for the character.

Also, I'm sick of hearing about weddings, the only one I care to attend at this point in time is the one that's going to be comedic in nature. Other than that one, I kind of want to ICly tell people to cram their invitations and leave me to my snakes.

Yhen Yizeh · **12-12-2014, 12:24 AM**

Sometimes, I feel like roleplay can be really cliquey. It's hard to get a foot in the door.

That's my being as kind as I can. Please no bully.

Hyakki · **12-12-2014, 12:26 AM**

(12-12-2014, 12:24 AM)Yhen Yizeh Wrote: Sometimes, I feel like roleplay can be really cliquey. It's hard to get a foot in the door.

That's my being as kind as I can. Please no bully.

It is. Form your own clique, with blackjack and hookers.

McBeefâ„¢ · **12-12-2014, 12:32 AM**

I've got a grievance.

[MC Ren as Court Officer]
Right about now, N.W.A. court is in full effect
Judge Dre presiding
In the case of N.W.A. vs. the Police Department;
prosecuting attourneys are: MC Ren, Ice Cube,
and Eazy-motherfuckin-E

[Dr. Dre as The Judge]
Order, order, order
Ice Cube, take the motherfuckin stand
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your black ass?

[Ice Cube as Witness]
You god damn right!

[Dr. Dre]
Well won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

[Ice Cube]
Fuck the police comin straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
they have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
to be beatin on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Fuckin with me cause I'm a teenager
with a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics
You'd rather see, me in the pen
than me and Lorenzo rollin in a Benz-o
Beat a police out of shape
and when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still gettin swoll off bread and water
I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down, and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin out for the white cop
Ice Cube will swarm
on ANY motherfucker in a blue uniform
Just cause I'm from, the CPT
Ounk police are afraid of me!
HUH, a young nigga on the warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
of cops, dyin in L.A.
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say

[cut and scratched x4] "Fuck the police"

Example of scene one

[Cop] Pull your god damn ass over right now
[NWA] Aww shit, now what the fuck you pullin me over for?
[Cop] Cause I feel like it!
Just sit your ass on the curb and shut the fuck up
[NWA] Man, fuck this shit
[Cop] Aight smartass, I'm takin your black ass to jail!

[Dr. Dre]
MC Ren, will you please give your testimony
to the jury about this fucked up incident?

[MC Ren]
Fuck the police and Ren said it with authority
because the niggaz on the street is a majority
A gang, is with whoever I'm steppin
and the motherfuckin weapon is kept in
a stash box, for the so-called law
Wishin Ren was a nigga that they never saw
Lights start flashin behind me
But they're scared of a nigga so they mace me to blind me
But that shit don't work, I just laugh
because it gives em a hint, not to step in my path
For police, I'm sayin, "Fuck you punk!"
Readin my rights and shit, it's all junk
Pullin out a silly club, so you stand
with a fake-assed badge and a gun in your hand
But take off the gun so you can see what's up
And we'll go at it punk, and I'ma fuck you up!
Make you think I'ma kick your ass
but drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to crime
But I'ma smoke 'em now and not next time
Smoke any motherfucker that sweats me
or any asshole, that threatens me
I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope
Takin out a cop or two, they can't cope with me
The motherfuckin villian that's mad
With potential, to get bad as fuck
So I'ma turn it around
Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound
[BOOM, BOOM] Yeah, somethin like that
but it all depends on the size of the gat
Takin out a police, would make my day
But a nigga like Ren don't give a fuck to say

[cut and scratched x4] "Fuck the police"

[Cop] [knocking on the door]
[NWA] Yeah man, what you need?
[Cop] Police, open now
[NWA] Aww shit
[Cop] We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest
[Cop] Get down and put your hands up where I can see 'em
(Move motherfucker, move now!)
[NWA] What the fuck did I do, man what did I do?
[Cop] Just shut the fuck up
and get your motherfuckin ass on the floor
(You heard the man, shut the fuck up!)
[NWA] But I didn't do shit
[Cop] Man just shut the fuck up!

[Dr. Dre]
Eazy-E, won't you step up to the stand
and tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?

[Eazy-E]
I'm tired of the motherfuckin jackin
Sweatin my gang, while I'm chillin in the shack, and
shinin the light in my face, and for what?
Maybe it's because I kick so much butt
I kick ass - or maybe cause I blast
on a stupid-assed nigga when I'm playin with the trigger
of any Uzi or an AK
Cause the police always got somethin stupid to say
They put out my picture with silence
Cause my identity by itself causes violence
The E with the criminal behavior
Yeah, I'm a gangsta, but still I got flavor
Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?
A sucker in a uniform waitin to get shot
by me, or another nigga
And with a gat it don't matter if he's smaller or bigger
(MC Ren: Size ain't shit, he's from the old school fool)
And as you all know, E's here to rule
Whenever I'm rollin, keep lookin in the mirror
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
dumb motherfucker with a gun
And if I'm rollin off the 8, he'll be the one
that I take out, and then get away
While I'm drivin off laughin this is what I'll say

[cut and scratched x4] "Fuck the police"

The verdict

[Dre] The jury has found you guilty of bein a redneck,
white bread, chickenshit motherfucker
[Cop] But wait, that's a lie! That's a god damn lie!
[Dre] Get him out of here!
[Cop] I want justice!
[Dre] Get him the fuck out my face!
[Cop] I want justice!
[Dre] Out, RIGHT NOW!
[Cop] FUCK YOU, YOU BLACK MOTHER-FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRS!

Fuck the police! [x3]

~~~~~~~~~~~Drops Mic~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Edgar · **12-12-2014, 12:36 AM**

...Sigh.

Close the thread.

OttoVann · **12-12-2014, 12:38 AM**

Literally come at me any who dare.

Gegenji · **12-12-2014, 12:38 AM**

(12-12-2014, 12:38 AM)OttoVann Wrote: Literally come at me any who dare.

What if I Double Dare?

Merri · **12-12-2014, 12:38 AM**

Mm. I can understand the idea of the thread, but ultimately this could end in disaster for many, many reasons. I'll go ahead and lock this down per your request~

Venting is healthy! But, for parties involved, it'd likely be easy to infer what's going on, and in the long run that might cause more issues. This is a personal opinion, naturally, but I'd recommend simply talking to people! Obviously not everything can be solved this way, but a lot of situations can easily be handled by just being open and polite with each other. There's always disagreements in RP, and some times it can be best to just agree to disagree.

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