DeadlyMagikarp

Sea barnacles actually have the most disproportionate dick size in the animal kingdom. The more you know. And elephants actually use their schlongs to help them scale terrain!

And I think this is okay. Some may see it as cliche, others may see it as creative, and some just won't care. People can decorate their sandbox as they please, so to speak. We can choose not to play in it. I know, but their lore is so rich! It is like someone is stabbing me in the stomach every time I hear those sort of lines. Everyone kinda just, makes up a sob story and rolls with it. Like whoa, why is everyone in Eorzea so unfortunate? Why does the player need to be the -last- superspecialsoleremainingpersonleftoftheirtribewhoshehatedbecauseitwasabusiveandsoshewasadoptedbyhyur. Because they want to.