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[Mercurias]

"There once was a Seeker named Sato

Whose grump was at first just bravado

As such is the place

For a lonely nutcase

Right now he thinks all love is hollow."

 

 

 

"Solomon Laguerre

With manner cocksure

Did meet a girl named Eraiya

With pelvisy thrust

He didst gain her trust

Their bedsheets are highly impure."

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think this one is pretty self-explanatory.

[Steel Wolf]

Sthalwilf, the Roegadyn dame

(Or Steel Wolf if you can't say her name)

She roams by herself

Holding nobody else

But I hear that her bedroll is stained.

[Brynhilde]

There once was a lass from 'Mhigo

Who fell for the charms of a Roe

His manner was rough

But she loved him enough

Now she loves him each night - to and fro!

[Hammersmith]

There was an old Roe from the mountain.

From who love once flowed out like a fountain.

They say back in the day,

He'd shared with someone it's ways,

But's he lost one of his eyes in the partin.

[Edda]

A woman with little to do

Once dreamt that her heart was taboo

She woke in the night

With a terrible fright

Only to recall 'twas true.

[Makyn Loneseeker]

There lived a hyur named Makyn,

Though he did a considerable amount of failin'

But like the rest

He does his best

And maybe he'll come out on this quest.