[Flyer] Wedding invitations LITERALLY EVERYWHERE

[Tikka Swift]

Every notice board across Eorzea is inexplicably being bombarded by notices hurriedly tacked into place. It seems like someone's paid off an army of orphans to post these fliers goddamn everywhere.

 

Each features a crudely drawn morbol with a wedding veil and dress. In one tendril it has ensnared a rather large quadruple tiered cake. In the other, a stick figure drawing of a miqo'te, with comically huge hands balled into fists and an angry   expression on his oval shaped face. Square dots of what must be confetti sprinkle the air above the pair. Beneath it is written:

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[align=center]GUESS WHAT[/align]

 

 

[align=center]A WEDDING!![/align]

 

 

[align=center]COME AND EAT CAKE[/align]

 

 

[align=center]AND WATCH US GET MARRIED[/align]

 

 

[align=center]LOVE,[/align]

 

 

[align=center]THE MORBOL QUEEN (TIKKA SWIFT/L'ANYA POLAALI)[/align]

 

 

[align=center]AKA [/align]

 

 

[align=center]NOT TABITHA EMBERFURY[/align]

 

 

[align=center](SHE'S NOT EVEN INVITED)[/align]

 

 

[align=center]AND [/align]

 

 

[align=center]GEN QUICKPAW[/align]

 

 

[align=center]AKA [/align]

 

 

[align=center]MR. PUNCH-CAT XTREME[/align]

 

 

[align=center]EVERYONE IS INVITED (EXCEPT TABITHA)[/align]

 

 

[align=center]BRING PRESENTS

 

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((Anyone wanting to crash a wedding, feel free to contact Tikka Swift or Gen Quickpaw for an invitation. ))