Songtext editing

[Emaraya]

I made a bet that I could make an even better parody of the chorus of "Lemon Tree" by Fool's Garden and therefore rewrote the whole text. I am not the owner of the original text and I will not distribute it in any commercial way, therefore here a disclaimer. I also disclaim any mistakes in spelling... if not for the rhyme bear with them in case of the metrum.

 

Fool's Garden - Lemon Tree (RP-Version)

 

I'm sitting here since today at noon,

I got flamed by another roleplay boon.

I'm wasting my time, got no roleplay for me.

I'm hanging around, make a report of thy

But nothing ever happens â And I wonder.

 

I make an emote, open willed,

I'm getting countered, I'm getting killed.

I'd like to change his point of view

Talk ends in fighting, he wants me to screw.

So nothing ever happens â And I wonder.

 

Chorus:

I wonder how, I wonder why

In the past the roleplay respect was real' high

but all that I can see is just a player killing spree.

I'm changing my game â forth and back

I'm changing, changing, changing, changing, a changing wreck

but all that I can see is just a player killing spree.

 

Sing: Dub dadadadab didada dadadadab didabda dabdi dida

I'm sitting here, found a roleplay mate

Are making emotes and laugh about fate.

But there's a heavy cloud above our head

We getting fried, our player tag was red.

Well, roleplay never happens â And I wonder.

 

PvP is not good for me

PvP, I don't want to be in a killing spree.

 

I'm stepping around, it is always the same

maybe anyhow I'll find another game

And everything might happen â but I wonder.

 

Chorus:

I wonder how, I wonder why

In the past the roleplay respect was real' high

but all that I can see is just a player killing spree.

I'm changing my game â forth and back

I'm changing, changing, changing, changing, a changing wreck

but all that I can see is just a player killing spree.

 

I wonder how, I wonder why

In the past the roleplay respect was real' high

but all that I can see

but all that I can see

but all that I can see is just a player killing spree.

[Kraehenfeder]

Now those lyrics should have been available about 10 years back when I sat with my mates in our LAN cellar singing the original song out loud for hours.

 

Good times.