Valentione's Telegram Songs

[Xenedra]

As some of you may be aware, the Entertainer Linkshell Soliloquy just finished our Valentione's Singing Telegram service. We ended up with more then 120 orders and 30+ songs to write and deliver! We hope that you all enjoyed your telegrams as much as we enjoyed putting them together.

 

We had a few requests for copies of the songs that were written, so we thought we'd post them up here. I'm going to put them up, one to a post, with an index below, so they're a bit easier to find.

 

From Arrelaine to Kylar

From Diyne to Tahrara

From Dormu to Rencith

From Dormu to Sahja

From Dormu to Zable

From E'jusana to Melody

From Finecia to R'lexia

From Ilwe'ran to Jaques & Vaughn

From Jancis to Coatleque

From Jancis to Coatleque

From Janics to Iron Sea

From Jancis to Oscare

From Jancis to Otto

From Jancis to Tausenadel

From Jaques to Vaughn

From Jinx to Fate

From Jinx to Lilu

From Jinx to Thorne

From Kyri to Kaetara

From Luthrose to P'etra

From Mackayla to Tyriont

From Oscare to Jancis

From Rikitiki to D'asee

From Sahja to Dormu

From Sahja to Jinx

From Sahja to Sahja D.

From Sahja to V'yhaar

From Sahja to Zable

From V'yhaar to V'arae

From Val to Faye

From Zeth to Midge

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From Rikitiki Tavataiki to D'asee Pauwee

By Jaques

 

You were hours late for our meeting,

Because I found you were eating!

Through your love of cakes and tea,

I am here for you, D'asee.

 

You know I fear for your existence,

When something glitters in the distance.

Yet through it all, don't you see,

I am here for you, D'asee?

 

Our adventures measure in the tonze,

much like our use of 'un's and puns.

There is no one I'd rather have with me,

than you my dear, sweet, D'asee.

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From Oscare Iono to Jancis Milburga

By Jaques and Xenedra

 

A soft voice need not carry far

Only carry meaning, only carry heart

A shoulder is what you offer us all

Be the problem big or small

With the kindly smile on your face

You’ll wrap the world in your embrace

 

With a soft, caring glow

On everyone you know

You’re a candle burning bright

Through the hours of the night

 

I can be a voice for you

On the days when you are blue

My shoulder’s yours, in sun or rain

When you’re aching from life’s strain

I’ll always have a smile to share

And you’re the one that put it there

 

And likewise, I’ll always glow

Just the same for you, you know

I’m a candle burning bright

There to guide you through the night

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From Kyri Sagitta to Kaetara Sagitta

By Nathan

 

I'm tossing way past midnight; I cannot fall asleep

For I am thinking of you; it's no use in counting sheep

Without you here, the dawn won't come, I pine while you're away

Come back to me, and heal my hopes, and let us share the day.

　

Let us not spend too long apart

I can't wait another night for...

The crafter of my heart

　

Upon the sunrise, let us start

I'll dedicate my waking moments

To the crafter of my heart

　

I think I see a peek of morning in the window pane

The hope I'm feeling in it, I simply can't explain

Let sunrays lead you to my door; let's never be apart

I want to see it opened by the crafter of my heart

　

Let's never spend a night apart

And let me sleep more soundly

With the crafter of my heart

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From Jinx to Fate

By Jaques

 

Is it true you do not see?

You've seen the deepest parts of me.

It's a strange and tender magic you do

Oh my perfect Fate, that's you

 

I'm so glad you took the chance,

On this ever changing romance.

From a seed, this beautiful bloom you grew,

Oh my perfect Fate, that's you.

 

So should you wonder why I dote,

And try to keep you also afloat?

 

Who shields me from life's trials?

When around has me all smiles?

When I'm down who keeps me from feelin' blue?

Oh my perfect Fate, that's you

 

One more thing, then I'm through

Oh my perfect Fate

Yes, my perfect Fate

Yes, my certain Fate, I love you

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From E'jusana to Melody

By Nathan

(Nathan’s note: Yes, it IS highly obvious what the source it, but it fits!)

 

I wake up to the morning light

And wonder how I'm going to start the day right

Who will help? Melody, you'll be the one:

You and I, we're gonna have fun.

Melody, we're gonna have fun.

 

We'll stay up to the middle of the night

And sneak out to the cafe for a late evening's bite

Been with you so long that you're my number one.

You and I are gonna have fun.

Melody, we're gonna have...

 

That's all we really need:

Some fun...

Though we might smile for everyone,

It's together that we're gonna have fun.

 

Come with me, let's take our birds for a whirl

We'll go off together and conquer the world

And then, next day, we'll simply stretch in the sun,

Melody, we're gonna have fun.

[Xenedra]

From Zeth to Midge

By Xenedra

 

When the swizzle sliders

Go sticky down the path

Midge knows 'bout the gibbly goo

And how to pinch the math

 

To show the suspects heckle face

Which truth is stacked and where

And why the steps to get the wince

Must tibble tap with care

 

Tick Tack Tick Tack

Tipsy Druk

Tick Tack Tick Tack

Amuck amuck amuck

 

With steamy pots a-wanderbop

Caught quickly gulp and gush

Fingers away to shifty pockets

Safety in higgled rush

 

To know the down feets pitter pat

And feel the gravel guile

With Midge an eye to watch the alls

And ponder for a while

 

Tick Tack Tick Tack

Tipsy Druk

Tick Tack Tick Tack

Amuck amuck amuck

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From Diyne to Tahrara

By Xenedra

 

Princess, please, let down your hair

Golden as the sun

Let me get lost in those violet eyes

Now that our day is done

 

Smile with those tempting lips

Plush and red as fruit

And sing for me your siren song

And soothe this savage brute

 

And through our days, I promise this

No matter what the cost

I'll storm the castle, win the day

And see our love's not lost

 

Teach me, Princess, show me how

To be the knight you need

To don the armor, wield the sword

And ride the shining steed

 

No beast too foul, no road too long

To have you safe again

No fiend in all the world will keep

Us from our Happy End

 

And through our days, I promise this

No matter what the cost

I'll storm the castle, win the day

And see our love's not lost

[Xenedra]

From Sahja to V’yhaar

By Xenedra

 

On the rise of the Vulture's Moon

The shadows come out to play

They sing a melody, merry a tune

And it holds the sun at bay

 

The night is long and the shadows stream

Across the lands of the night

A circus of love and life and dreams

A whirl of joy and delight

 

And in the eye of this storm of shadow

In name, action and form, a star

As sharp as a knife and as quick as an arrow

As bright as the Vulture's Moon, V'yhaar

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From V’yhaar to V’arae

By Nathan

 

There's a type you meet all the time

Who suffer from a weakness of mind

And leave their happiness behind

For safety that they'll never find

 

But that isn't what I see

When a white haired warrior is next to me

Never will he fail or fall

When the lesser folks run, he stands firm and tall

 

For he's strong in the heart, and the most valued sort of friend

Yes he's strong in the heart, and he perseveres 'til the end.

 

When you meet him, he's a gentle soul

Yet he won't stop 'til he meets his goal

For he's strong in the heart, and the most valued sort of friend

Yes he's strong in the heart, and he perseveres 'til the end.

[Xenedra]

From Val Nunh to Faye Covington

By Nathan

 

Your eyes are like the ocean

And I'm caught in your tide

You float just like a siren should

Why walk when you can glide?

With the scent of the sea, you intoxicate me,

Like spindrift, clad in white

Please say, my gentle goddess, that

You'll stay with me tonight

　

We'll explore the deeps while everyone sleeps

Let me taste your lips in delicate sips

You’re loving and kind, with a brilliant mind

I've left my old life far behind for you.

　

Your blush is like the sunset, more vibrant than a flame

You hush me when I tease you, but we love it all the same

I may leer and I may stare, but love, can I be blamed

When my waves go all a-cresting at the mention of your name?

　

We'll explore the deeps while everyone sleeps

Let me taste your lips in delicate sips

You’re loving and kind, with a brilliant mind

I've left my old life far behind for you.

　

Your will is like a coastal storm, it makes me batten down

But let me clear the clouds, my dear, and sail into your sound

Lost in your sea is the way to be, it's the only life there is for me

Your lips are the wind that moves me, and thus it just behooves me

　

To explore the deeps while everyone sleeps

Let me taste your lips in delicate sips

You’re loving and kind, with a brilliant mind

All else I'd leave behind for you.

[Xenedra]

From Sahja to Sahja D.

By Nathan

 

Once, I was like a tower alone by the sea

You became the light that shines brightly in me

Like the moon in a cloudless sky

I'd have you see, when you're with me, how the skies become bright, how you light up the night.

Consider this a gift from your Rose, from the heart

The more that I'm with you, the less I can be apart

Please keep your Rose close to you, whatever you do.

　

You are forever loving, and giving, and kind

And I am invigorated to know that you're mine

Let me never spoil it by wondering why,

But stay with me, and you will see, how you make my skies bright, how you light up my night

Consider this a gift from your Rose, from the heart

Let us stay together, and never apart

Please keep your Rose close to you, whatever you do.

[Xenedra]

From Luthrose to P’etra

By Xenedra

 

Well not everyone knows what it's like to be

truly, truly in love

You wake up each morning, a song in your heart

from the angels singing above

You understand rivers, you understand wind

you understand motion and light

You understand all of the joy in the word

'cause you're flying as high as a kite

 

And that's what it's like to be living with you

To be holding you close in my arms

To feel for the first time in all of my days

The sweetness and glow of your charms

You know what they say, there's a first time for all

A first time for that and for this

But I never expected the way my heart stopped

When we finally shared our first kiss

 

May the rest of our days always carry that thrill

That spark of passion and bliss

[Xenedra]

From Sahja to Zable

By Nathan

 

Yo, ho, sing with me; there are many things you could be

But it's plain for all to see that you are my pirate!

　

Yo, ho, ahoy and avast! Take me booty, take it fast

In the Arena, you'll kick their... faces! You're my sexy pirate!

　

Wear an eyepatch to keep out the sun; Let me be your favorite one

We'll roll in gold before we're done. You're my favorite pirate!

　

Yo, ho, ahoy and avast; let me climb your mizzenmast

One more time, and it won’t be the last! You're my favorite pirate!

 

When the sun sets in the west, I’ll let you see my treasure chest

Gimme some rum and I’ll show you the rest, my suave and sexy pirate!

 

Now we share our marital bliss, come to me and give me a kiss

Nothing could be better than this, my rough and rumble pirate!

 

They say that a pirate is free, but I hope you’ll tarry with me

I’ll treat you better than will the sea, so treasure me, my pirate!

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From Dormu to Rencith

By Nathan

 

If I have a chance, with someone like you, would you break my heart, or let me cry at the moon?

What might you be hiding behind those eyes?

Inside I am pleased, everytime you come to me with eyes like dreamy pools of ocean blue.

Comfort me, help me, enspell me with those dreamy pools of ocean blue.

Might you be my companion, make me believe it is true;

How much I enjoy all the time spent with you;

What might you be hinding behind those eyes?

Inside I am pleased, everytime you come to me with eyes like dreamy pools of ocean blue.

Comfort me, help me, enspell me with those dreamy pools of ocean blue.

I can see that I might be taken by the vision of you, in ocean blue.

Comfort me, help me, enspell me with those dreamy pools of ocean blue.

[Xenedra]

From Jinx for Lilu

By Nathan

 

Jinx Fireboot has a problem, he's found: a pretty little thing following him around; No matter how he tries to get away, she's right there behind him, tryin' to say "Hey!".

 

And she comes right back, the very next day; she comes right back, tryin' to get his attention. She comes right back, and she's not gonna stay away.

 

When they're walking around, it's quite a sight, with a sweet little lass at his heels every night. At first he wanted to shoo her, but now he's warming up to her.

 

Because she comes right back, the very next day; she comes right back, tryin' to get his attention. She comes right back, and she's not gonna stay away.

 

No matter how you might put off a friend, persistence wins out in the very end. No matter how he tries to hide his face, she'll be there to find him most anyplace.

 

Because she comes right back, the very next day; she comes right back, and she's gotten his attention. She comes right back, and she's never gonna stay away.

[Xenedra]

From Sahja to Jinx

By Nathan

 

You're a fun one, Mr. Jinx, and full of energy

You're as cuddly as a moogle, as refreshing as mint tea

Mr. Jinx.... come spend some time with me!

You're a sweet one, Mr. Jinx, so precious when you fuss

It's incredibly adorable when you're worrying for us

Mr. Jinx... we've so much to discuss!

You're persistent, Mr. Jinx, and you never do give up

So come join me for a soiree, and I'll pour you a cup

Mr. Jinx... come out for a sup!

You're a grand one, Mr. Jinx, and my song is almost done

I'm hoping we can meet up soon, and share a little fun

Mr. Jinx... a friend to everyone!

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From Dormu to Sahja

By Nathan

 

Come be with me, my charming one, and we will leave no whim undone

That moonlight, waves, or hills and fields, or midnight fascination yields

Let us sit among the flowers, and while away our languid hours

By riverside and crashing falls, where songbirds share their lovers' calls

And I will spend the evening long, to hear your voice, a siren's song

To carry beauty o'er the air, a joy to lovers anywhere.

A gown we'll find, of finest wool, which from the pretty lambs we'll pull

And matching slippers, sewn with gold, to guard your feet from pressing cold

A belt of silk and silver sheen, a brocade fit for ancient queens

I offer to you, lady mine, if you will fall to my design

And if these gifts your love may move, then let them all my passion prove.

 

From Sahja to Dormu

By Nathan

 

In world and love, we remain young, with many ballads still unsung

And all you are, to me, does mean, that I will gladly be your queen

Your eyes change for me, vibrant hues, and gladly will I be your muse

To see the love from them unfold, in silver, topaz, green or gold

And also shown upon your hair, so do forgive me, if I stare

So let us frolic in the fields, among the springtime's verdant yields

Your honey tongue, my loving one, will warm my spirit like the sun

Let us stroll by streams and boulders; let us feel our passions smoulder

Let me dress in finery unmatched by all nobility

And never once would I decline, to find my bliss in your designs

For all your gifts my love has moved, and let this song my passion prove.

 

(These two are based off a set of answering songs, so they've been paired in their post.)

[Xenedra]

From Finecia Hawke for R'lexia Thras

By Jaques

 

Alone you stood, a lighthouse in this treacherous sea.

The trials of time you've weathered,

shining your light to guide all those who see.

For family and friend you've endured.

 

Your beacon burns so bright,

So pure, so sweet.

Banishing darkness's blight.

 

And did you know, your light shines the brightest for me?

Shadows covering and binding,

I was drowning until your light set me free.

So radiant it was blinding.

 

Your beacon burns so bright,

So pure, so sweet.

Banishing darkness's blight.

 

We are bonded, my love, soon so eternally.

I wish for power,

to keep your flame burning continually.

To protect your tower.

 

Banishing Darkness's blight,

For all we meet.

I will follow your guiding light.

[Xenedra]

From Jinx to Thorne

By Nathan

 

Everyone used to wonder why I called for you all the time, but what can I say?

You were always there to fight my troubles away

Every time I needed help, you were there at my side

And if it gets me out of mischief, Thorne, then I'll always abide

Now I insist on telling you this: you bring me bliss!

And if you want to know what the reason is

I'll look you in the eye, and I'll tell you why.

　

Because your fists, your fists, are on my list

Because your fists, your fists, they never miss

Because your fists can handle this, when I'm caught in a fight

Because your fists, your fists are on my list

Because your fists, your fists, are good at this

And when I need the Maple Syrup jar opened up, you'll come help me tonight.

 

Since we were young, you kept your eyes on the lookout for me

It means so very much, and I hope you can see

That when trouble always seems to be following me around

You're there with a roundhouse kick, to take my worries down

So, I insist, on telling you this: You are my bliss!

And if you ask me what the reason is

Look for the light in my eye when I tell you why.

　

Because your fists, your fists, are on my list

Because your fists, your fists, they never miss

Because your fists can handle this, when I'm caught in a fight

Because your fists, your fists are on my list

Because your fists, your fists, are good at this

And when I need the Maple Syrup jar opened up, you'll come help me tonight

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From Arrelaine to Kylar

By Nathan

 

Listen to me, and I'll tell you a tale of two hearts, and of their story,

Of how she cared for him oh so much, and all the charms he did possess;

It didn't happen once upon a time, when things weren't quite so complex.

How she could be like the books he loved, perhaps a girl for whom he could obsess?

　

Let me be your storybook lady - I'll be more real than the pages you read.

Let me be your storybook lady - Let me be everything that you need.

　

In the stories, there are powers so dark that the world is in crisis.

But let me take the journey with you that confounds their devices.

How I hope that you read 'tween the lines for the feelings I'm sending.

How I'm hoping you'll skim through the pages and see our happy ending.

Swoop me up like I'm a storybook princess, let me see our next chapter.

Kiss me like you're my storybook hero, living happily after.

 

Let me be your storybook lady - I'll be more real than the pages you read.

Let me be your storybook lady - Let me be everything that you need.

[Xenedra]

From Jaques to Vaughn

By Xenedra

 

When we're off fishing, the time goes so fast

It's not only your line, but a spell that you cast

And so I'm transfixed, enjoying the view

Since no one can handle a pole quite like you

 

In the kitchen together, we always have fun

You bake in a whirl, making cinnamon buns

Now bend over, love, and I'll give them a bite

Tasting your sweets with voracious delight

 

Sweet, golden Songbird, come a-walking with me

We'll ride up to the mountains and swim down to the sea

We'll explore every spring, lake and river between

And for the last stop, my favorite ravine

 

And when your lithe muscles ache with use

After long weeks of strain and abuse

I'll take you to Bronze Lake to soak and to sweat

Where you'll lose all your worries and glisten while wet

 

What can I say, love, I'm so happy you're mine

With your grace and your poise, you're absurdly divine

Please open your mouth, love, and sing me your song

Just show me those lips and I'll sing right along

 

Sweet, golden Songbird, come a-walking with me

We'll ride up to the mountains and swim down to the sea

We'll explore every spring, lake and river between

And for the last stop, it's my favorite ravine

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From Dormu to Zable

By Nathan

 

You keep showing everyone your muscles

Sure you are a friend, but confess

You keep quipping, every time someone needs a quipping

All your jibing makes my mind regress.

You must be made for punning, that's what you always do

Too many cheesy puns are going to get the best of you.

　

You keep flashin', as long as you can roll the cash in

Good thing that you're there when I need a friend

'Cause you’re always leavin' in inconspicuous places

When your supply of quips comes to an end

You must be made for punning, that's what you always do

And one of these days those puns will get the best of you.

[Xenedra]

From Jancis Milburga to Coatleque

By Nathan

 

Know how strong that I can be, when you're me, Cici.

Know how strong that we can be, if you stand beside me.

Let me dare to send this song, and share these thoughts with you.

No matter what the path we take, I'll help your dreams come true.

 

Like a sister, you are to me; you never seem to tire

 

Of helping me along my way, like a guiding fire.

At the hearth or at the front, let victory come to you:

As Soldier or as caring mom, I'll help see you through.

 

Let all of Eorzea know, All that you mean to me

In the home, behind the shield, always be my Cici;

So I dare to send this song, and pledge myself to you:

No matter what the path we take, I'll help your dreams come true.

[Xenedra]

From Janics Milburga to Iron Sea

By Nathan

 

What lies beneath an Iron Sea, the things that strangers cannot see?

When the waves are calm, from shoal to shore, is he but the man that we adore?

Placid in the stiller air, with shoulders that heavy burdens bear,

His friends kept safe from port to pier, on gentle tides when skies are clear

Yet ring the mast’s alarum bells, and foes beware his crests and swells,

For enemies both fierce and fell shall be resigned to briny hells.

And every treasured friend shall be kept safe upon the Iron Sea:

Hard as the clamshell, soft as the foam, a bastion against the gloam.

And should your skies be tempest-tossed, and hidden reefs do you accost

Fear not, for we shall come across the precious trinket that you lost.

Upon this day, Sword, be not blue.

All our regards go out to you.