Valentione's Telegram Songs

[Xenedra]

From Jancis Milburga to Oscare Iono

By Jaques and Nathan

 

With a flex you cause reaction,

to your joyous sense of fashion.

With a wink and whirl you create,w

songs and scenes most elaborate.

For a bard, you really are the epitome.

It's no wonder you're a part of Soliloquy.

 

And when you smile it lights up a room,

a treasure that has caused many to swoon.

Now if you'll indulge my selfish plea,

that you'll save a few smiles just for me.

 

When you're playing for the crowd,

and you're singing your soul aloud,

all your friends you can plainly see,

gathered 'round like a great big family.

We’re there to see you, you’re all the rage,

And we’ll be there still, when you’re offstage.

 

Now I am cheering you from the crowd

can you hear, even though they're all so loud?

Oh if you'll indulge my selfish plea,

that you'll send a bright smile, just for me.

 

The tales you tell are truly a delight

I’d listen to them late into the night.

The sound of your voice, there’s nary a frown

Oscare please, you really need not be down.

So at the risk of sounding quite tacky,

I hope you know: It's okay to be happy!

 

Now smile that smile that lights up a room,

a treasure that has caused many to swoon.

And if you'll indulge my selfish plea,

that you'll save some time, just for me.

[Xenedra]

From Jancis Milburga to Otto Vann

By Nathan

 

Oh, Who are you taking home tonight?

Oh, To sit beside that red fire light

With whom... are you sharing all your wealth

Oh, Otto Vann, come tell us all about yourself

　

Got dressed up, for I was bored, in the best clothes I could afford

Thought that I would be the pinnacle of chic

Until I met up with the gent, who many stacks of gil had spent

Upon an outfit that left all the ladies weak

　

Spent many nights with many bands

Playing in taverns o'er the land

Seen many a dapper man along the way

But every suit that they can muster

Will just leave them wrought and flustered

When the Uldan king of fashion comes to play

　

Oh, Who are you taking home tonight?

Oh, To sit beside that fire light

With whom... are you sharing all your wealth

Oh, Otto Vann, come tell us all about yourself

　

Prob'ly own a dozen houses, and your eye for ladies' blouses

Makes the other fashionistas cry to see

You may live your life for pleasure, but you're still the biggest treasure

That will grace all Thanalan's nobility

　

Oh, Who are you taking home tonight?

Oh, To sit beside that fire light

With whom... are you sharing all your wealth

Oh, Otto Vann, come tell us all about yourself.

[Xenedra]

From Jancis Milburga to Tausenadel Geispyrsyn

By Nathan

 

The Coral Sea cookout was going full swing; almost everyone around had just arrived

 

Popotoes were on the grill, and the drinks began to spill, leavin' everybody feelin' quite alive.

 

The kabobs were grillin' down when Yellow-coats from Limsa-town showed up and started tellin' us to flee.

 

They said, "Everyone should leave, for you really must believe, that sailor corpses are a-crawlin' from the sea!"

 

That's when Tausenadel said, "We ain't losin' this cookout to undead!"

 

It's a Popoto Cookout Beatdown time! We're roastin' up the popotoes for you.

 

And if the undead won't behave, we'll knock 'em back into the waves from this here Popoto Cookout time.

 

The zombies started shamblin' in as everyone was stammerin', a-wonderin' why the sodden dead had rose.

 

But the answer became clear, that all the undead sailors here were just followin' their nose.

 

Instead of simply packin' up, the chef then started smackin' up the zombies with his trusty grillin' tools.

 

And he shouted to the crowd, with a voice all deep and loud, "My popotoes ain't for no zombie fools!"

 

Then everybody cheered, and started bashin' undead 'tween their ears!

 

It's a Popoto Cookout Beatdown time! We're roastin' up the popotoes for you.

 

And if the undead wanna fight, well, we've got all day and night for this here Popoto Cookout time.

 

When the skirmishin' was done, it was clear that everyone was covered head to toe in zombie goo.

 

But Tausenadel manned the grill, lo and behold it was still filled with perfect popoto kabobs .... for me.... and you.

[Xenedra]

From Jancis Milburga to Coatleque

By Nathan

 

Are you the warrior, a'clad all in white

Or is that one a leaf upon the wind?

Are you the loving one, with eyes all alight

In rainbow hues that have no end?

 

Too many nights, perhaps, you've held up your shield

Against both enemy and friend.

Whom are you saving with the blade that you wield

And whose is the life that you might spend?

 

May all that you love, all that you love,

All that you truly love come to you.

 

To you, we raise a cup, and sing to the moon

A thousand voices toast your name

But is the woman that wears Sultana's white

And the truth of you the same?

 

May all that you love, all that you love,

All that you truly love come to you.

 

How many souls have you preserved with your strength

And how much of your own would you spend

However much, Ser Crofte, it has been enough

Else I'd have been that leaf upon the wind.

 

May all that you love, all that you love,

All that you truly love come to you.

[Xenedra]

From Mackayla (Secretly!) to Tyriont

By Calico

 

Ye took me heart and locked it in

A chest with rum and gold and gin

Then sailed away to raise a din

In ports so far apart

 

But I caught you up before you knew

And stole yer ship and stole yer crew

So now we share a grog for two

The Pirate O’ Me Heart.

 

I’ll always best you with a blade

Drink you under any table made

Ye loose your arrows, I’ll evade

So stop before ye start

 

But when I sail the shining sea

No other fool they’ll ever be

Swabbing the deck right next to me

The Pirate O’ Me Heart

 

Together ye and I shall stalk

The waterways and cliffs of rock

Until the plank I make ye waaaaaalk

The Pirate O’ Me Heart

[Xenedra]

From Ilwe’ran to Jaques & Vaughn

By Nathan

 

Thank you for being my friends,

Seeing me fall and bounce back again.

Your hearts are true; you're my friends when I need it most.

 

I'm not ashamed to say, I hope you both always stay this way.

My hat is off to you; I offer you both a toast.

 

If you hosted a party, invited everyone you knew,

The biggest gift would be from me to the both of you,

And the card attached would say, "Thank you for being my friends today"

 

I wanna thank you, thank you for being my friends.

 

If it's a ride you lack, my chocobo's tied up in the back;

Whatever you need any time of the night or day.

 

I'm not ashamed to say, I hope you both always stay this way.

My hat is off to you, and I'd repay you if I may.

 

If we should all get older, with our walking canes and hair of gray,

Have no fear even though it's hard to hear, I will stand in close and say,

Thank you both for being my friends.

 

I wanna thank you, thank you for being my friends.