If M. Night Shyamalan was ARR's lead developer...

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Would we be dead from the beginning?

 

Would we say we see dead dragons as we stand before Midgardsorm?

 

Would the Ascians be in fact aliens?

 

These are some brilliant jokes a friend of mine made as I brought up this eventuality.

 

Personally, I bet he would've reverted each clan's skin tone, in the same way he did in The Last Airbender.

 

Also, Shyamalan is known to make scarce use of apostrophes and abbreviations in his dialogues, so Limsa Lominsa would either not exist or be comprised of mute people.

 

What do YOU think he would've done to the game? Bring on the satire!

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Have you been watching Wayward Pines?

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Have you been watching Wayward Pines?

 

Um... I don't think it got to Italy yet. But do go ahead if it's related!