If YOU were in a movie...

[13uddy]

If you were in a movie as yourself (although it can be an exaggerated or fictionalized version, so feel free to put yourself in a spaceship or be an elf or something), what would be your perfect movie scene?  Would you be the hero of an action film?  Would you be the love interest in a romantic comedy?  Would you be the comic relief in a coming-of-age teen comedy?

 

For some reason, I always believed I would be the comic relief of a buddy comedy or road trip movie.  My love of superheroes would be taken a bit to the extreme to the point of delusion.

 

The ideal scene would be a confrontational scene, where some group wants to hurt my friends and I'll hold up something (a necklace, a toy, just something) and suddenly there would be a whole Power Rangers/Super Sentai/Kamen Rider henshin sequence.  Lots of flashy effects and a colorful costume/armor forms around me while some techno theme plays in the background...

 

...  and then the scene shifts to everyone just staring at a normal me standing there looking like an idiot as I'm imagining the whole transformation.  

 

I'm not THAT delusional in real life (at least, I hope I'm not!), but it sounds absurd enough to be something I could do.

[Kiur]

I'd be the one pointing out the insanity in any given situation.

[Hali]

I would most definitely be the hacker/programmer/computer-savvy sidekick, hidden off somewhere safe in order to help the protagonist do what he or she otherwise would be unable. The Non-Action Guy for sure, likely working Mission Control; the Otacon to a Solid Snake, or a Joker to the Normandy, of sorts.