[Balmung] Bachelor Party!

[Ardam Blackstone]

An over large flier purposefully blocks most of the other board entries

 

The people of Eorzea are officially welcomed to join in celebration my good friend Aean Deschain' bachelor party! Come 10PM (Eastern) today at 4:46 Goblet you are hereby tempted to join me inside access to Crescent's VIP lounge, where you can get drunk off your ass with the endless variety of excellent taste. go in all or nothing at the Triple Triad table, or sit back and enjoy all the entertainment the Courtesan Coven and Gilded Pony girls have to offer. Great music, gambling, booze and boobs, you can't go wrong. Don't be shy! Come on over and show me you know how to have a good time!

 

RULES

 

1) All guests are to remain respectful of company property.

2) All guests are to be one-hundred percent respectful to all staff including but not limited to; strippers, dancers, server(s), bartender(s).

3) Things can and hopefully will get crazy. Under no circumstances, no matter how wild the party becomes, is anyone to act indecently and disrespectfully. Keep it in your pants. Stay classy, folks.

4) If you disapprove, appear offended and disgruntled, and overall don't want to be there, then do not come. Negative energy will be dealt with swiftly.

 

Failure to abide by any of these rules more then once and I will personally see to it you are thrown out on your ass.

 

I best see you there,

Ardam Swifthawk

[Warren Castille]

Chuta Allfriend glanced at the flyer for a moment, then shook his head with a dry chuckle.

 

"Kid's got th' nerve to place this over everythin' else, and don't even got the wherewithal to list a day. This some kinda prank?"

[Ardam Blackstone]

Ardam stands back, contemplating the flier when he hears the fellow beside him speak. 

 

"Hoping it'll catch attention," he points out enthusiastically with a hint of annoyance. "Happens tonight."