The Second Annual Moonfire Faire Melon Crushing Contest!

[Kiera Hawkeye]

[align=center]You guessed it, it’s the Moonfire Faire again, and that means the return of the best event this side of Eorzea...

 

 

MELON CRUSHING!

 

 

The objective is simple: Take a melon, put it between your thighs, and squeeze until it splits. Be the last one standing, and you’ll be taking home a large amount of gil, and the honor of being the Second Annual Moonfire Faire Melon Crushing Champion. 

 

 

The event will be run through /random. How it works is that you have “X” chances to reach “X” number, simulating the size of the melon and the effort taken to crush it. For example, the first round will be three chances to roll above 200. If you manage it on your first roll, fantastic! You do not have to roll anymore after that. 

 

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[align=center]We will be hosting it here at Hidden Falls <31,23> on August 21st, at 2:00pm EST on Balmung server. So that way, our European friends have a chance to show us their thigh strength. 

 

 

The prize this year is 250,000 gil.

 

 

Wow, it’s already been a year since the first one! I’m excited to be hosting this event again, and I hope to see a lot of you there! Happy Faire, and happy melon crushing![/align]

[Kiera Hawkeye]

Remember folks, it's this Sunday! 

 

Also, the prize was been bumped up to a whopping 400,000 gil!!!

 

 

Come out, have a good time, and show us what your thighs are made of.