Lydia Lightfoot Posted August 24, 2016 Share #1 Posted August 24, 2016 "W-why did I call it Onsen Nonsense? Umm... wellllll... it's not because I think bathing is trivial or anything... I-I just thought it was a funny name because nonsense has onsen in it and so when you say them together it does this weird thing with your mouth and also if you're relaxing in an onsen and you get super relaxed then maybe you sort of stop sensing things which would be like sense except non and so it's nonsense which is exactly what I'm rambling right now." - Y'esthine Dhan, proprietress of Onsen Nonsense [align=center]Wardens of the Haven «Haven» ~ present to you ~ The Grand Opening of Onsen Nonsense[/align] The Wardens of the Haven hereby cordially invite all comers to enjoy the fine amenities of our newest tenant, Onsen Nonsense. The inn owner, Sena Varont, and the onsen owner, Y'esthine Dhan, have arranged for a full-service grand opening event including food and beverages served in The Upper Tavern by barmaid Mitzy and chef Rhast. For more information about the inn's services, please consult the attrached brochure ( http://tinyurl.com/haven-rpc). Onsen Nonsense rules are as follows: No running, no fighting, no glass containers, no nudity or lewd activities, and respect locker room privacy. Mayet, the onsen attendant, is on hand to provide bathing attire on loan or for purchase in most common sizes, and can provide metal vessels for liquids if guests prefer to bring drinks inside. Iced tea and a small assortment of snacks are available inside the bathing room. The square tub is a general soaking tub with varying depths to easily accommodate large or small guests. The octagon tub is a jacuzzi tub with dials to regulate jets, bubbling, and temperature, though the heating elements will disable themselves if the temperature is getting too hot. Please pause before entering or looking into the locker room to call out verbally and be sure no one currently in the locker room prefers privacy while they change their clothes. The grand opening event is to be held on the 25th Sun of the 4th Umbral Moon (Thursday, August 25) beginning at 6pm (Pacific time, UTC-7). Onsen Nonsense is located in Suite 6 at Serene Haven Inn (Lavender Beds, Ward 12, Plot 41, Southwest Subdivision). We hope to see you there! "Rememmmmber, the difference between a person in a bath and a really gross stew is that one of them gets out of the water after a reasonable time." - Y'esthine Dhan, proprietress of Onsen Nonsense Link to comment
Lydia Lightfoot Posted August 25, 2016 Author Share #2 Posted August 25, 2016 I hope everybody has fun tonight! If you're not sure what an onsen is and the text above didn't make it clear, an onsen in Japan is a public bath house. They're all over the place there and some are located attached to or nearby hotels and others are located more remotely and intended to be a destination in themselves. Link to comment
Lydia Lightfoot Posted August 25, 2016 Author Share #3 Posted August 25, 2016 Two hours! Link to comment
Lydia Lightfoot Posted August 26, 2016 Author Share #4 Posted August 26, 2016 Starting shortly! Link to comment
Lydia Lightfoot Posted August 26, 2016 Author Share #5 Posted August 26, 2016 We had a really nice turnout! It's a little hard to get good angles for screenshots in there or I'd be throwing a bunch up. Thank you to everybody who came! To those who couldn't make it, stay tuned for next week's public event! Link to comment
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